Tripletsverse - master post

[askerian]

Shit happens when Naruto gets his hands on the key to his seal too early, and the yang and yin chakra of Kyuubi are freed.

As in, now there are three Narutos.



Tripletsverse is:
-a series of oneshots and drabbles in the same continuity,
-written out of order.

It contains:
-yaoi, het and yuri,
-genderbending,
-twosomes/threesomes/polyamory/harem,
-rough sex, cute sex,
-crack, angst, gen-introspection,
-...is it incest or masturbation when they're three non-identical clones who used to be one person and the demon sealed inside him?

timeline: Some weird limbo after Jiraiya and Deidara's deaths but before Itachi's.
Team 7 is gearing up to leave but news of Jiraiya's death come first. Mission to track down Sasuke abandoned (team 8 wasn't even told there would be any.)
Team Hebi meets Deidara, Deidara dies. No Konoha nins to pressure them to leave the inn early so they let Sasuke sleep his fill. Meanwhile Itachi's health takes a turn for the worse (stupid rain going all night!) and he thinks he might not be able to win against Sasuke so he slips away to get himself healthy again. Sasuke loses the trail.

Possible pairings: ... a shit-ton. Characters I want to involve in pairings are Naruto, Naruko, Kyuubi, and Sasuke, Sakura, Itachi, Hinata, Sai, Ino, Neji, Karin (perhaps Suigetsu and Juugo), perhaps Gaara... Hell, suggest away.


ficlets whose title is not a link are planned but not yet written/posted.

TIMELINE SO FAR

Origin
Like hell Naruto is going to let Danzou get that frog Key thing.
(Naruto, Sakura, Naru, Kyuubi.)

Ordinary Uzumaki day
Kiba really hates Naruto's habit of making really hot chicks. No, really.
(Kiba, Naruto, Naru, crack)

Konoha
Kyuubi, pondering some changes his new human-ness has made. Also Tenten.
(Kyuubi, Tenten. Introspection + silliness)

Band-aids and the ripping thereof
Well, Tsunade had to find out at some point.
(triplets, Tsunade. Gen)

(no title yet)
"Do you two mind if we talk to Naruto for a minute?" Kakashi-sensei asked, and her first reaction was 'I'm sure they won't'.
(Naru, team kakashi. Gen, angst)

Lego
Three people in one tiny apartment. Talk about a tight fit.
(Kyuubi/Naruto, Naru. M/M R-NC-17, dubious consent)

Names
"So do we just call you Naruto 1, 2 and 3?"
(Kyuubi/Sai. Sai, Triplets, Sakura. M/M PG-13)

Intervention
"No, seriously, girlfriend, we have GOT to teach you about the wonders of a good bra." Man, but being a girl is hard work. D:
(Naru/Sakura. Naru, Ino, Sakura. Humor, fluff. F/F PG-...uh, 15?)

Names, Redux
Names are useless, meaningless things, and she can't have Kushina's.
(Kyuubi, Naruto&Naru, gen-ish)

Unconditional
"Guys guys I ttly get to wash on the girls' side of the public baths now. :D AND NOT EVEN GET BEAT UP. bet you're jealous."
(Naru/Hinata, F/F light-R, romantic fluff)

Girl Talk
"Hey, hey, did you know Hinata-chan is a LESBIAN?"
(Sakura, Naru. Naru/Hinata, Sakura/??)

...

Change of Plans
"You're not the Uchiha I was looking for."
(Itachi, Kyuubi, tension)

Rescue Mission
Team seven (all seven of them) plan.
(Triplets, Sakura, Sai, Kakashi, Yamato)

Sage Training
Like the title says.
(Naruto)

Declaration of War
Fuck you, Danzo. Fuck you in the *nose*. Nyah.
(??)

(untitled yet)
You want to get Itachi to what?
(??)



PLANNED BUT OUT OF TIMELINE FOR NOW

Wake-up call
Oh my god, since when is any kind of Naruto hot. DX
(Kyuubi/Sakura)

Coming out or something
Naru brings Hinata home to meet the in-laws. Kyuubi, keep your hands off, damn it.
(Triplets/Hinata? D:)

~snake snake it's a snake~
Kyuubi meets Team Hebi.

Uchihas
Itachi and Sasuke meet again.





GENDERBENT ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
AKA what if Naruto had been born a girl.
(not actually canon, just fun. XD)

Girl!Naruto introspection
(girlNaruto, girlKyuubi, boyNaru, drabble)

Bathhouse Meeting
(boyHinata, girlNaruto, girlKyuubi, boyNaru, ficlet)

Dat ass. Comparing curves
(GirlKyuubi/GirlNeji, boyHinata, girlNaruto, boyNaru, smut, ficlet)

Comfort
(Triplets, Post-Sasuke giving them the slip.)




This list subject to editing and re-editing and adding and shuffling things around at my merest whim.

Feel free to give me more suggestions in the comments. No promise, but we'll see what happens.

Comments

[just-shai.livejournal.com]

*<3's the hell out of this post*

[askerian]

post: *feels <3'd*

[funkycommunist.livejournal.com]

*droooools* Omigod YES. <3 <3

[askerian]

*hoards hearts yay* ♥


(... oh Ciel. sopretty.)

[skellywag.livejournal.com]

Oh my god Neji. WHY DID I NOT THINK OF HIM. I cannot wait to see what you do with him.

Also, thank you so much for this post. Somehow I managed to miss the Hinata. v.v;

[askerian]

I know what Kyuubi would like to do. Make himself a pair of matching bitches with Hinata. >__>;;; Don't think the Narutos would agree though. *sadface*

[mignonne422.livejournal.com]

SO EXCITED!! \o/

This is THE most helpful post ever and I'm stalker pinning it, yes. ♥♥♥♥

Also, lol, I think a canine showdown b/t Kyuubi and Kiba would be kind of loltastic. And hot. Because obviously, Kyuubi wins. XD

[askerian]

^___^

--oh right, I was planning to put it in the sidebar. That would make it easier on everyone without the need for another bookmark. *goes right away!*

Canine showdown, suggestion noted! It would indeed be hilarious, poor Kiba. I also can't help but want to bring in Kiba's mom and sis for LMAOing purposes. XD

[charcoalcat.livejournal.com]

Tease, you're a teeeeaaaaaase, with the wicked preview of goodness yet to come. (sogood)

(♥ you)

I know I've been very subtle up to this point, so this may be a shock to you but I wanna know absolutely everything about this 'verse. Because it's the most fandom fun I've had in ages. And I'm nosy and greedy and daily restrain myself from spamming you with questions both relevant and pointless.

(Also, thankyouthankyouthankyou♥♥♥♥♥)

*lovesquishes*

[askerian]

I totally am. *cacklecackle*

I know I've been very subtle up to this point, so this may be a shock to you
*snickers*
Spam away, spam away, it helps me think. ♥

[nothri.livejournal.com]

Not that I'm looking to stomp on anyone's bunnies or anything, but wasn't Itachi kinda sorta planning to lose the fight with Sasuke?

[askerian]

Yeeees, kind of, but first he was planning to push Sasuke to the absolute end of his rope so that he'd free Orochimaru so that Itachi could kill him for good. He knew the effort would kill him, (though it doesn't really count as if Sasuke had actually won imho) but if he could tell he'd likely die without achieving that then it would be even more unlikely he'd manage to trap Sasuke long enough to transmit his Madara-trap and the whole thing would be pretty useless.

[q99.livejournal.com]

This is such a fun concept :)

[askerian]

I'm glad you agree. Ohoho.

[kitty11chan.livejournal.com]

I do so love this 'verse. More please!

On a mostly unrelated note, in the new Dragonriders of Pern book, the main character is in a poly. 'Tis so hot. I was like "OMG POLY!" All hail Todd McCaffrey for continuing his mother's habit of telling conventions what to do with themselves.

[askerian]

seriously? maybe i'll have to try reading his books again after all XD i think i tried the first and it didn't appeal, then again my Pern craze was dying down at the time, so. tell me more about the relationship! :D

[monique-27.livejournal.com]

Wake-up call Oh my god, since when is any kind of Naruto hot. DX (Kyuubi/Sakura)

OMG since always and I can barely wait to read this. *_*

This master-post thing? Brilliant. ;)

[milagh.livejournal.com]

I have no time right now, but im dying to read this
Specially one that is not there yet. Damn. Haha vongrats, this universe seems like fun :3

[askerian]

XD haha, thank you.

(though i'm going on vacation for a week so i don't know when i'll write more. but, eventually!)

[dragon695.livejournal.com]

Definitely want to see Kyuubi/Naruto hot, rough smexing. Maybe also Kyuubi/Kiba hot smexing, if you can fit it in. It really seems like you've got your muse back, congratulations! ^_^

[askerian]

Making note ! :D been working on the kyuu/naru thing but i'm not to the smex yet, sob sob. it was kind of hard to write yaoi smut with my grandmother and cousins in the room, even if they don't read english. XD;;

... so of course that meant the tripletverse started sulking and instead i wrote tons of teamwork and ff7 stuff. go figure. .__.

[sara-the-lazy.livejournal.com]

*flails happily* This universe is already great and you posting this just makes me love it more.

[fonsetorigo.livejournal.com]

I love everything about this.

But oh god something with Gaara. Just them talking and dealing with it. Becausebecause Gaara wouldn't bat an eyelid at them. It would be wonderful and dorky and awkward andandand *puddleofgoo* You'd do it so much justice.

[askerian]

... Gaara added on the list! Now let's see how it goes. I wonder how Kyuubi would react to him. Pff, maybe he'd be all "hah, you poor bastard >D" at shuukaku XD

[purplepython.livejournal.com]

I.

I.

I love this. :D

It's just so... So... Gyah. -growls and grasps inefectually at words that might describe the sheer insanity/brilliance that is this 'verse-

Just. I. Uh.

Never stop writing, okay?

[askerian]

No worries about that, I might die if I stopped. XDDD

(wouldn't go so far as "brillance" XDD;; it's awesome crack though. ohohoho.)

[(Anonymous)]

Anon wants say that there is not enough NarutoxKyuubi. Mindgush us please. Moar Kyuubi! TeeHee <3 Anon srsly adores Asuka and Asuka's amazing plot bunnies.

[askerian]

N'aww. XD There shall be more! Naruto/Kyuubi and Kyuubi in general are prrrrt. No fear here. XD

♥

[(Anonymous)]

I absolutely loved the "Lego" and "Intervention" It going me thinking about a lemon with Kyuubi banging Naruko nice and hard, and of course, Naruto has to be there too~~

[askerian]

XD oh yeah, this has got to happen at some point.

[grass-angel.livejournal.com]

Nnnerg. Argle. *brain leaks a little*

So cute and mixed up and hot and fascinating. Guh. Also, why did I not see this earlier. Oh right, I cleared out my dA updates because there were too many.

In regards to hijinks though, quite honestly I'd be happy whatever you wrote, because I do love your writing and the way your mind works. Though Hinata interacting with any of the male 'triplets' and/or talking to Naruto any time after the bathing incident would have me squealing in delight.

*giggles at the pretty for longer*

[narue-nara-chan.livejournal.com]

I just love you now. Thank you for the fics! I really hope you plan to continue soon^^

[tigerlily446.livejournal.com]

OMG found this today and systematically read the heck out of all of it! <3s this sooooooo much!

>.> sorry canon ur not cool enough anymore XD

[askerian]

XD I'm very flattered to hear this, ohoho~ thank you.

[(Anonymous)]

Please update this fantastic fic list ASAHP (as soon as humanly possible). I know you must have a busy life but I love this to bits and it's so addictive, so I'm begging anyway! Wonderful, crazy, hilarious stuff!

[askerian]

^^; I'm glad you like this 'verse, but honestly I have a lot of fics that I like just as much as this one. I'll cycle back to it at some point but I can't promise a date.

Question

[iluvmyanime.livejournal.com]

Are you gonna finish your Naruto fanfictions or are you done with those?

Re: Question

[askerian]

not a clue. i'm waiting to see if the canon ressuscitates my need to write about these guys before calling it quits.

This 'verse is probably done though.