Life and Times of Teh Asuka

still alive. still unconnected. i'm borrowing my uncle's computer under the excuse of doing something job-search related. (well ok i'm doing both. shh.) bitches at the internet company told us "a few days" but what they meant is ABOUT TWO WEEKS.

i die. i diiiiiiie. still havent watched or read manga/anime eps and i don't have any time to catch up now auuuugh. *withdrawal pangs*i wrote, but didn't complete anything, more like i did a little bit of everything, poked at every single fic i currently like and even at goddamn Heero's Week. yeah, GW porn, i'm that desperate. nothing postable yet though, but i guess i have time left auuuuuuuugh.

also for those who care i hurt my back moving boxes and for a few days i couldn't even get up from my bed without help but i'm almost all better now. *whines anyway* my fault for carrying around tons of heavy boxes.

waugh. okay time to get offline. T^T

I should have gone to bed at four am, actually went to bed at six thirty, and was woken up at seven because i still need to pack shit because we're moving the last of the furniture tomorrow.

D: WAIT WHAT NOT EVEN HALF MY SHIT IS PACKED UP.

Also the adress switch for the phone line is almost instantaneous, but the internet is gonna take "a few days". *commences withdrawal* nnnnnnnoooo. ToT

... maybe that will make me write... hahaha i kid. *eyes piles of "to read at some point" e-books warily*

Bah, my time is going to be pretty full what with actually moving in that place and deciding where I want the furniture to go and shit, so I doubt I'll have any time left to do either.

T^T my home noez.

Sorry I haven't been replying to many comments, I'm kind of out of sorts between the return from vacation backlog and the moving and the sleep deprivation. I lose and suck. *flops*


Somehow what hurts the most (with the loss of my pretty trees-with-a-few-houses landscape view and the gain of an ugly up-slope and a line of garages blocking half of the sky) is that I'm gonna have to throw out my first two computers. Especially the prehistoric Apple MacIntosh, seeing as, as of now, he is a very imposing dustbunny fortress of massive dustbunnitude, towering over my room from the lofty heights of my big cupboard.

Also known to moonlight as a high-tech paperweight.

But in his slow, buggy, ridiculously useless entrails, he still holds 80 pages of my first ever novella. And twelve years later I still cannot help but cling to the hope that one day I will find some cyber-paleontologist who will know how to retrieve data from its methuselahian hard-drive. (did they even have hard drives back in the day? It was probably all encrypted onto a tablet of granite.)

Of course, the actual likelihood that I will grows more unlikely from year to year -- from day to day! -- especially since I'm too lazy to actually LOOK and a couple of very coolly professional computer techs burst out laughing in my face upon mention. But in the meantime, it's a bit like having my own Schrodinger's Sue. Is it recoverable? Is it not? As long as I keep being so half-assed about finding out, there's still a chance it is.

I suspect the question I should be asking is "should it be recovered?"

And since Mom's giving me a lift to the garbage dump and some help maneuvering his corpse down the stairs, I guess this is a HAHAHAno hint from destiny.

Hasta la vista, macPomme. Hasta la vista.

Leaving on vacation tomorrow morning for a week or two. My parents planned for two, but they'll get bored and come back early, I bet. Personally I planned on a week, since while I love the beach and taking walk and stuff, I have sucky stamina and I can't do that all day for fourteen days. All the new books I have are ebooks and I have no laptop. I'm going to be so bored. Woe and misery and all that jazz.

... Well, I planned on one week before I heard that my oh so delightful grandmother is coming with us. As in the several hours car trip will be done with her sharing the backseat with me ( NO ESCAPE D: ), she'll stay in our caravan, boss around my mother, etcetera. And there are no other family members to shove her at this time around.

*braces self for "when are you getting married and giving me great-grandchildren", "blahblah if I were you", "discreet" enquiries about whether I'm actually a lesbian, and polite, cultured, disdainful (SO much better than hateful) racism*

Yeah, if I'm back here in three days, don't be too surprised.


And when my parents come back, we're moving to the new apartment. Nuuuu. T^T Oh well, THAT I'll survive.




And to compensate for my whining, I posted the teamwork chapter on ffnet. But thanks to the superawesome proanon I managed to rewrite the latest Naruto POV so that it doesn't suck quite as much (though it's still, hm, I don't know, no issues in itself but I'm not sure about how well it meshes with the following chapter BUT I CAN REWRITE THAT LATER STOP WHINING I SAID OMG >:( ) So, yeah, latest Naruto POV scene if you want to take a look. It's nothing hugely important to the plot, but I smoothed out some snags and added some Naruto fretting about whether Sasuke liiiikes him and stuff. XD;;

bonjour , je tien a m'excuser de toutes mes erreurs !!
L'histoire est que j'ai été tellement admirative de tout ton talent ke j'ai voulu y faire mien . grosse erreur ! Cela fai un long moment ke javai commencé ce blog et ke je lavai aussi laissé tombé du fait de mes remords davoir ainsi plagié une histoire dejà existente ! CEla m'aura permis tout de meme dinventer des personnages bien a moi ( je me sui finalement plus attaché a mes propres perso , ce ki est bien normal). j'ai aussi finalement pu minventer ma propre histoire bien differente !
Biensur tu pourra venir verifier le blog de toi meme , je t'y encourage meme !!
J'ai aussi tout supprimé , afin de mettre a néan tou mon plagia (de merde ) , maintenant ke g muri (enfin) jme rend bien compte de mes erreurs !! bonne continuation a toi
cordialement Kinnarra


re-bonjour , Comme j'ai des problemes avec outlok et internet en general ,j'ai envoyé un message par msn. Previen moi si tu l'as reçu ou non, dans le pire des cas jte file mon msn fmby_003@hotmail.frJe m'excuses encore une foi. O pire t'as même le droit de me casser la gueule si tu veu (je sais que t'en meure d'envie)J'ai été très con , ça devé être le mélange de la jalousie et de la crise d'adolescence. A ce jour , j'ai viré tt ske javai pu copier, J'ai de plus été prise en formation chez electronic arts , je travaille donc sur des projets qui me sont propres, je n'ai donc plus aucune raison de continuer mes conneries.En te souhaitant plein de réussite ,Sincères excuses Kinnarra



AUUUUURGH APPRENDS A TAPER.

C'est marrant comme elle avait tellement honte de ce qu'elle avait fait qu'elle s'est empressée d'effacer son blog! ... genre après qu'elle se soit fait choper.

Enfin bon comme ça j'ai pas besoin de me fouler à la descendre. (quoique ... "au pire t'as même le droit de me casser la gueule" -- merci bien, si j'avais envie j'aurais pas besoin de ta permission.)


same in english! AUUUGH LEARN TO TYPE.

It's funny how she was so ashamed of what she did that she hurried to erase everything on her blog! ... after she got caught. (Though ... "u even have teh right 2 beat me up if u want 2!" -- thanks so much, if I felt like it I wouldn't need your permission.)

Oh well, like that I don't have to bother going after her.



>:3



In other, real life news, sailor_comet killed my feet. We also saw like four churches (more like a cathedral or two and a basilica and stuff), the zoo, and a bazilion miles of buses and subways. Nurgh. *flops and dies* But it was fun. ^__^


In other, other, mermaids... IN SPACE news, thanks to someone on deviantart *_* I had a total geek moment where I realized that OH MY GOD my mermaids don't have VESTIGIAL leg bones, they have CARTILAGE. Because there's a kind of cartilage that becomes bone after you finish growing up so how hard would it be to reverse engineer instead of trying to make them have no leg bones at all, AND it would give the back/tailbone and all the attached muscles some support! *___*)

... Yes, that was your "...yeah, and?" moment of the day. #u_u#;;;

Tomorrow sarolynne comes down from Paris to spend the weekend with me. *squeeflaildance* We're probably not going to understand one word of what the other one is saying, and will have to default to imaginative hand gestures, grimaces, broken Japanese, and AIMing long, involved conversations to each other as we sit in the same room.

It's going to be awesome. *^-^*

All that to say I might not be very present on the 'net from here to sunday. (and then again, knowing us both, I might be around even more. Eh, who knows. XD)

... It's snowing.

That is all.

I was ready to go to bed 17 hours ago.

But then my dad managed to fuck up our connection, the phone AND the TV trying to fix his computer, and I had to spend the whole day sacrificing rabbits and dancing on my head while the help line people laughed maniacally in some other language (AND IN THE END WE FIXED IT ON OUR OWN ANYWAY.)

So now I have internet again, except the settings are aggravating but. I have internet again.

Of course his computer is still not fixed.

And of course if he'd left well enough alone maybe I could have fixed it at the very start, since there was a chance it was either an area-wide problem or those stupid microsoft updates. But hahahaha no. *gnashes teeth* now i'm stumped beyond belief and have no idea where to start, and of course we made things worse trying everything in the blind hope that somehow we'd magically find the good combination of clicks and wailings to the computer gods.

but now we're back where we started, and all is well again. sleep. goddamn sleep. i want to sleeeeeeep for three days.

if he touches that modem again... patricide is starting to look tempting. (*pretends she's not hearing suspicious "what does that program do?" muttering from parents' room* >.>)



edit: ohhhyay Julien managed to fix it while I was asleep. Figures he'd start being useful just as he moves out. ... XDDDD kidding kidding. d'aww my brother, I'll miss him rly. And with the other one in the army, the apartment is starting to feel quite empty. u.u;

-15 meter long ethernet cable : €40 (10 meters = €15. Apparently after 10 meters they have to be reinforced. Whut. But there was no other kind, so.)
-phonecall to help line: 30 min, €1.35/min.

BUT AT LONG LAST, I HAVE CABLE INTERNET. GOODBYE SHITTY WIFI!!

OOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO~

... and now I'm so full of triumph and glee there's no way I'll be able to sleep anytime soon. >.é

...

TO THE DOWNLOADMOBILE!! I need me some Avatar right the hell now. ಠ_ಠ

Having switched providers over a WHOLE day ago, I now feel fully qualified to claim that wireless = shit and Orange de France Telecom = more shit. Installing it all was a very tedious, repetitive and nonsensical level of hell, it still pulls random errors out of its ass and then fixes them just as much at random after hours of trying the exact same thing, it makes my taskbar freeze and my AIM error strangely, the connection cuts every hour on average and sometimes several times in a matter of minutes, and when it cuts I have to restart it manually. There's no auto-reconnect. Haaaet.

I am not a happy Asuka.

There's a much more stable cable option, but there's only one plug and my brothers got it. Assholes. >.> And now I have to install it on my father's computer. I'm going to have fun, I can see it from here.



edit: yeah uh so. I had fun. So much fun I decided not to end it too soon by actually getting internet on my father's computer! So I can try again tomorrow!! :D :D :D :D :D

putain de bordel de merde de foutue saloperie de mes deux.



Also, have a pornandkittens Bleach drabble ( Yumichika/Ikkaku )

from the first half of my vacation. I'm staying with kineko, but since she still has to work by day, here I am trolling teh internets for porn anyway. XD

Bretagne was pretty, and I managed to escape before boredom and my parents's attempts at making me walk for hours on end under the sun everyday did me in.

(and camping gave me a few ideas for the chuunin exam for Teamwork. woohoo~)



I still don't know how I will resolve the situation with Akatsuki -- I have scene ideas with Kisame and Itachi, and I know why they didn't come after Naruto sooner and what's happening to the other Tails, but... Hrrm. Maybe I should wait for the manga to progress a bit farther, see if it gives me ideas to steal adapt. 9.9

Diverging universe or not, there's a thing that's totally noncanon now that we have more info (thanks Kishi for Jossing me XP) and it's the way Naruto's and Sasuke's seals work. (teamwork!Naruto's is getting stronger and he's assimilating Kyuubi, and teamwork!Sasuke's died with Orochimaru because the power boosts came from Oro, or at least through him, so he could have more control on his curse seal people) Blah. I can't edit it without reworking my whole plot from the start, so, whatever. *still pouting a bit though* ;.;


And this time I think I might like it well enough... Didn't change much, just the end. ( Teamwork: Interlude: Ghosts (Sasuke) )