Life and Times of Teh Asuka

ok, i dunno if it’s worth much — i liked some of the lines a lot but i don’t know how strong it is as a whole piece. but it’s finished and aaaaaaa. so here it is.

This is part of the Covalent Bonds ‘verse, a post-game everyone is trolls on Alternia thing. And yes, Caliborn is now a troll, and really hates it.

(i did the quirks by hand so i might have missed a few. will reread & fix before i post on AO3)

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He's been listening to the intermittent clicketyclick for hours, he thinks, before it makes him think about maybe waking up all the way.

Doesn't want to, but the door opened some time ago (twelve minutes, thirty to fifty seconds) and he thinks there's someone else in the room? Maybe. Feels like someone's staring at him.

Maybe Karkat is hungry. Mmh. Maybe he could climb up on this (weird) bed and do his thing (mnuh dun wanna, but should) and then cuddle up and Dave wouldn't have to wake up all the way and it'd be so nice and good and warm.

"So," says a baritone voice, veiled and quiet.

The clicketyclick stops. (Keyboard? Hnm.) "What." (Oh, Karkat. Yeah. That's the noise. Keyboard and claws.)

The other voice is Bro of course, who else could it be when he's nice, safe and floaty (and not home.)

"How's the sex?"

Dave did not need his identity confirmed via choice of fucking topic. Oh no. Nope, ain't gonna wake up now. Nothing can make him.

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3500 words of Jaeger Pilots/Drift-compatible Davekat 'verse, woo.

This is the third installment in the series. They're random scenes in the 'verse and the first one is a series of three-sentences-drabbles, not a solid multipart. Click the previous link for AO3's Everything So Far.

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Dave has done interviews before, and Karkat hasn't, so they agree that Dave will lead. Karkat knows that Dave knows that Dave will lead until Karkat finds his legs, and then fuck that noise. At least it had better become true, or Karkat will have words with himself.

When he steps out onto the podium and the lights fall on his face, he almost dodges the Shatterdome's press agent's hand to escape right back where he came from.

The room isn't huge, but it's packed. Everyone is staring at them.

He shakes hands and follows Dave to the table, tries to pretend the wall of people staring intently at his every gesture is... somewhere not here. Or that he's somewhere else. In a cockpit, facing another kaiju, maybe. Yeah, that'd work better for him. But Dave is here, so...

He just. Crowds. Not the most awesome thing.

They sit. They have a table to hide behind. He stares ahead at no journalist in particular and schools his face so nothing shows when Dave's boot comes to hook his heel.

The press agent is introducing them. Karkat remembers to nod when she says his name, and to keep his head still when she says Dave's, even though (five weeks in) it's pavlovian already to turn around when someone calls for either one of them, indifferently. (Not that he's mixed up enough to think Dave is his name, but anything that concern Dave concerns him, doesn't it.)

"You are the pilots of Knight Ardent," she's saying. Karkat knows Dave will shift it into clownery before she's done with her sentence, so he's already moving to kick.

"We are? -- ow."

Karkat looks at her, and then he looks at the crowd, because they're not here to talk to her, she's not the one who's going to be asking the question. "That's us." His mind is blank. "...Thanks for coming."

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a majority not actually johnkat go figure. :X

quite a few are porn though.

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( Anonymous asked: okay idk if you remember this but a long time ago you posted a chatlog between you and ... adi? i think? anyway and it was about dave and bro as demon hunters and the maryams as vampires and karkat was a demon who was in hiding and had been taken in by the maryams as their 'cousin'? if you remember it, could you write some demonhunter!dave exploring demon!karkat's sexy xeno body? )
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( Anonymous asked: 30th!davekat, Karkat finally lets Dave do him in the butt )
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( Anonymous asked: Davekarezi. Terezi the super rich and powerful lawyer, and her two blushing stay-at-home husbands. )
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( Anonymous asked: John/Karkat/Dave(sprite? ;u;) threesome featuring a Karkat sandwich? )
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( Anonymous asked: Davekat. Arranged marriage! The first time they are alone together is on their wedding night. )
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( Anonymous asked: Dave and Karkat trying out 69 )
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( johnkateer asked: HM may I request a johnkat ficlet spin on Karkat's extended bathroom time in your most recent installment of BT for johnkat day? )

Chapter's too large for LJ, and I don't want to cut it in two, so please read it on Dreamwidth or on AO3.

I'm not going to talk about the wedding fic because I might still want to write it, and it should be short and NOT FULL OF FIGHT SCENES AAAAA and provide a nice conclusion to the 'verse, but as for TW3, I'm now pretty sure it's dead.

So.

Plot summary under the cut.

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For kinsugi cause she was reading it for the first time today and yeah it does stop in a relatively mean place. .____.

i would not call this fic quite dead (though haha 2009 haha ahem) but it is in deep hibernation yes. but when i'm done with the psychic wolves one it'll be nice to fall back on for my GW dose so idk.

( start of chapter 5 and ends in an awkward place fair warning )

TOTAL: 16 351 words

I'm cutting myself some slack cause two weeks of that were vacation time which always put me out of rhythm and for another overlapping eleven days I was super sick with mystery flu.

POSTED: :X
-Homestuck: Silly writing exercise (1 833 words) (not even a real fic aaaaaaaaa)
-Demon Patrol: Daemon AU ficlets (1 228 words) (on AO3 .__.)

IN PROGRESS:
-Homestuck: post-game Latula/Mituna/Kankri threesome fic (4843 words, none of which are anywhere close to being porn yet aaaaaa)
-Midnight on the Demon Patrol chapter uhhh 16 or 17? the last one i mean (2 656 words)
-Covalent 'verse: Caliborn and Equius pesterlog :X (1 141 words)
-Pale as Moonlight and kraken Murderbots silly outside POV sequel (1 631 words)
-Battlefield Terra: attempt at karkat POV for his mystery time in the bathroom that i am not keeping cause it's infodumpy and sucks (377 words)
-Gundam Wing: Lone Wolf and Pilot chapter I forget (2 248 words)
-Detective Conan/Magic kaito: Swingersverse: some Shinichi/Heiji/Kaito fic I haven't touched in a year and a half aaaaa i need to complete this series so many fics done or almost i haven't posted this is such a waste of writing (394 words)

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This is the Tyr ofic -- the version i tried for NaNo two years ago. I had more written but I never posted it. Note, it still ran into plotholes and therefore there is not more than this currently and probably won't be. I need to find another angle of attack, AGAIN.

there's a therapist in there and i'm all :/ that she might seem unprofessional or newbieish or flaky which was not my intention, and the setup of the house itself pings me as somewhat slapdash and unprofessional, i'll need to study more how they would organize this (security, orderlies, etc) for better chances of success and safety. But there's character interaction in here which I like, even tho idk if this is the best way to introduce Xiang either. :(((

I like Tarek enough that I might keep her around tho. She wasn't supposed to but hey. XD

part 1

( They'd met Tarek the previous evening at dinner. )