Life and Times of Teh Asuka

CHAPTER COMPLETE BOOYAH.

also huge. Like over 75 pages long in Word/30k words huge. I don't think it's gonna fit on LJ otherwise than in at least seven pieces, so... i'm gonna be lazy and just post a link, i think. :X

( JN: Hi, John. )

TOTAL: 40 337 >:O

COMPLETE
-Pale as Moonlight and Kraken Murderbots, Bro♦Dave trollstuck (8 369 words) (added a little part toward the end on the AO3 version, oh lord too much coding to add it to DW/LJ versions as well im sorry)
-Pacific Rim: Feathers and Claws - Daemon AU (1 540 words)
-Breaking to Saddle (Karkat/Equius Dom/sub porn + aftercare) (7 535 words)
-Gundam Wing: Lone Wolf and Pilot chapter 4 (3 093 words)
-Battlefield Terra chapter 7 (10 533 words) >:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (not posted yet cause it needs betaed but it's complete!!!!! i thought that day would never come.)
-Two ficlets in the same 'verse as the john/jade/karkat/terezi/dave fivesome (2 041 words)

WIP
-Battlefield Terra chapter 8 (676 words)
-1 ficlet in the same 'verse as the john/jade/karkat/terezi/dave fivesome (77 words, stalled/dead)
-Midnight on the Demon Patrol chapter, uh, 17? (2 863 words)
-Gundam Wing: Lone Wolf and Pilot chapter 5 (3 610 words)

( TEASERS )

it's a bit short for a whole chapter but i've been sitting on it and cackling and i can't anymore.

So likely once it goes on AO3 it'll have another scene or two after that, but they're not really written yet so i'll post them separately here when they are i guess. >_> see it as an almost 3 k long sneak preview. ♥

( It wasn't the closest bar to the Preventers headquarters -- and the other one did see a somewhat regular stream of wolfless agents. It wasn't the closest, but it was big enough inside to allow tables to spread out a bit, and there was a small backyard with an old, gnarled tree the owner didn't mind letting the wolves piss all over and struggling wild grass they were allowed to dig up and roll on. )

For cyphercat/Laylah's birthday! Sequel to Uniform Kink, a Karkat/Equius D/s pesterlog.

This fic contains Dom/sub dynamics, consensual verbal humiliation kink, boot/foot worship, xeno, and self-penetration, and is most def. not safe for work. 6500 words.

It hasn't been betaread yet, so please forgive any mistakes you may find (but if you feel like telling me where to find 'em so I can fix 'em, that'd also be awesome.)

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The first thing Karkat thinks after the body has rolled off the edge of the dinner table and landed with a jarring thud on his boots is oh well, Equius will be happy; the second is Wonder if I should let him, don't know where this asshole has been.
( Breaking to Saddle )

And a coda/epilogue, because I could.

( Coda )

I'mma cut it in half for AO3 I think cause it's over 27 pages long in Word, but since it's all written out, you guys get everything today. I'm kind and loving that way.

There's a chatlog at the start, and i THINK you can skip it if you hate reading homestuck-style chatlogs (mea culpa they're just so funny to write) but it does give some mood/background. Also, Hilde is funny and needs more screentime ok. ;^;

Hasn't been thoroughly betaread yet so if you catch something I'll be glad to hear it, but don't feel like you have to bother either, I'll probably manage to sit on one of my friends and make them beta it for me eventually.

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Duo doesn't want to join the Preventers, thankyouverymuch. Preserving the peace is all well and good but he likes answering to no one but himself, and like hell he wants to buddy up to people he and Killer used to stand against, back during the war.

Only the Preventers have a pack, and his brother-wolf doesn't, never has, deserves to, and maybe a junkyard dog isn't all a warrior wolf should be.
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( Read more... )

Day 14.
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You wake up, roll over, and there is some more bed to roll onto, nary a hard floor rising to smack your face after a tiny half-wriggle. A long, gorgeous stretch of (vaguely starchy) cool, empty sheets stretch under your hand, your heels.

You make a starfish. Just because you can.

You are a very smug starfish. You don't even care you're a lopsided one.

Also your brain is half-awake and stupid from going to bed at three AM but fuck that. You spend another ten minutes staring at the ceiling, a dopey and uncool smile spreading on your face without your permission and who cares, nobody will see.

Your stomach is starting to whimper about being empty, though, and your bladder is throwing a bitchfit about being too full. With a sigh, you get up, wobble to the cramped sink-shower-toilet Rubik's Cube closet that pretends to be a bathroom. Can't turn around without smacking your elbow on shit; feels just like home.( Read more... )

Still urban fantasy dave/karkat AU. Warning for blood, violence, creepiness and all that good stuff.

Oh and also some porn.

( Seven AM. Dave is in the shower. At eight he's got to be at the station. )

TOTAL: 36 332.

:DDD Not bad!

POSTED
-Testing the Springs - Fivesome porn (1 732 words)
-Discofurry Chanyowl - Nepeta/Karkat porn (3 385 words)
-Covalent 'verse: Week One pesterlogs (2 579 words) (on AO3; will code them for LJ later aaa so much work)
-Three Sentences Meme ficlets: in this post. (965 words)

WIP
-GUNDAM WING O_O: Lone Wolf and Pilot (2 585 words)
-Homestuck: Covalent 'verse: Jane POV fic (7 169 words)
-HS: Sunlightverse: Hoofbeastquest (1 541 words)
-HS: Crash Standing, two Karkat&Byrd pesterlogs (1 988 words)
-HS: Battlefield Terra chapter 7 (11 516 words !! :DDD)
-HS: Midnight on the Demon Patrol (2 872 words)

( Three Sentences Meme ficlets )

( Teasers )

Half of the fic is humor and fluff and snarky dialogue (the snarky dialogue continues into the porn, tbh) (...in SPACE!! not that this is very plot-relevant. XD) The pairings are a big clusterfuck of overlapping two- and threesomes between Jade, Dave, Karkat, John and Terezi.

(the quadrant grid looks something like. uh. (john♦jade)♥karkat, terezi♥/♠karkat♥/♠dave, (john♠terezi)♣karkat, karkat♥jade♥dave etcetera etcetera. It's ridiculous.)

I love this 'verse. Might do more with it at a later date, idk. This fic is really just me catering to my poly needs in the most fun gratuitious way I could.

Also contains double penetration and recuperacoon sex. (that's basically a vat of goo that trolls sleep in, for those not up to date on homestuck lingo. XD)

( I would advise you to get your grubby claws off the gravity controls before I get to you, Mister Blueberry Surprise! )

Porn, for the Kink Meme. "Nepeta/Karkat, size kink, xeno. Large and powerful hunter Nepeta rutting into small but tough Karkat. THIS IS ALL THAT I WANT!" Characters are adults post-ascension. Nepeta is a nice and fluffy top. Also some animal roleplay and cat puns everywhere because even adult and muscly, Nepeta is always Nepeta. XD

3300 words.

( He just knows that Nepeta has been growing like a midblood, fast and hard, and either he's growing slow like a highblood (hah) or he's done already. And this should piss him off, and it vaguely does, even now, but they were having such a nice time reminiscing and then he tripped in the dark and she caught him, sure and effortless, and it was like every romcom ever *only he was the heroine*. ...The ensuing makeouts he blames on the alcohol. )