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Homestuck : The Brown Fox Jumps, writing exercise
... training for voice/quirks whee.
THE QUICK BROWN FLUFF-TAILED YIPBEAST JUMPS OVER THE LAZY FUCKING BARKBEAST. A QUICK MOVEMENT OF THE ENEMY WILL JEOPARDIZE SIX GUNBOATS THAT WE CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE, TAINTSNIFF, DID YOU GET YOUR THINKSPONGE FREE WITH A BOX OF DRY BREAKFAST GRUBS? THE FIVE BOXING WIZARDS HOP TO IT QUICKLY, AS THEY DAMN WELL SHOULD.
The quick 9chre fluff-tailed yip6east jumps 9ver the d9g which we sh9uld n9t call lazy until we learn whether it has perhaps s9me pers9nal issue 9r differing level 9f a6leness that requires he judici9usly c9nserve his energy. A quick m9vement 9f the enemy will je9pardize six gun69ats, 6ut the false dich9t9my 9f enemy and ally is truly the m9st destructive part 9f this mindset trigger warnings f9r war and intimati9ns 9f expl9si9ns, 9pen sea, dr9wning, and littering. The five 69xing wizards jump quickly, h9pefully t9 av9id injuring each 9ther as this martial pastime is rather vi9lent 6y nature even despite s9-called pr9tective gl9ves, as it seeks t9 mimic regretta6ly real practices that, while at the m9ment useful t9 redirect m9re harmful urges, sh9uld ideally 6e entirely phased 9ut 9f s9ciety in the near future.
the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
a quick movement of the enemy will jeopardize six gunboats!! guess they wont need individual corpseboxes then
the five boxing wizards jump quickly guess you could say theyre ... hopping to it! 0u0 ribbit
the brown fox fuck the lazy dog quickly, lazy dog lay there barely notice his tiny pencil dick
fast wrecking shit sinks six waterbitch floating vessels
five wizards should box their genitals and moan at delicious pain then make man train and ball tickle with their beards
tHE, uH, qUICK BROWN FLUFF-TAILED YIPBEAST JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG, a QUICK MOVEMENT OF THE ENEMY WILL, pROBABLY, jEOPARDIZE SIX GUNBOATS, wHICH WOULD BE PRETTY BAD i GUESS, bECAUSE GUNBOATS SOUND BADASS, aND ARE PROBABLY ADEQUATELY EXPENSIVE, aS ARE MOST BADASS THINGS THAT i'VE NOTICED, tHE FIVE BOXING WIZARDS JUMP QUICKLY, iN A PRETTY RAD AND WELL COORDINATED WAY, aND HARDLY KNOCK INTO EACH OTHER AT ALL,
yeah, so, th1s crazy speedy l1l brown y1pbeast jumps the h*ll over that lazy barkbeast... and 1 guess a qu1ck movement of the enemy w1ll be ser1ous trouble for those s1x f*1ng sweet gunboats... and there's those f1ve box1ng w1zards, l1ke, W1ZARDS, no k1dd1ng, and they jump fast as h*ll...! that was pretty sweet...
the quiick brown fluff-taiiled yiipbea2t jump2 over the lazy barkbea2t why am ii wriitiing thii2, ii mean who the hell care2 how wiildliife amu2e2 iit2elf iin the wood2
a quiick movement of the enemy wiill jeopardiize 2iix gunboat2, iif they are huge lamer2 and had no 2trategii2t worth the name onboard holy 2hiit ii'm a2hamed by proxy
the fiive boxiing wiizard2 okay no you know what, ii have better 2hiit to do twoday liike flo22iing and 2crubbiing my ablutiion trap draiin
74H7 FUSK1NG FL00F741L3D Y1PB347H7, L1K3? G037H 4ND 7074LLY PUNKS 7H3 L4ZY H00FB34S7, N0 FUCK. SC4L3B34S7? Y0UR M0MB34S7 H4H4H4H4H4H44H4HH
73H 3N3YM FUSKN 4SSH0L3 MC7UDR S1NKS S3X *SX3X *SX1X *4 L070F GUNNYB0747177137S 4ND N00N3 W1LL MS1S 7H3HR FUCKF4C37H 4NYNWY4Z L3RN 7W0 S1WM 4SH0L3SS7H!!1!
W1ZRD4SD 4R3 L4M34SS N3RDS N4D PUNHC 73MS3VLLS 1N 7H3 BULG3 4DN 7R1PP N00NN3 W11L 3VR3 FUK 73M W00PSH
:33 < *the swift and sneaky copper furred flufftailed yipbeast suddenly leaps ofurr the lazy barkbeast!! he says, ah ha, you can't catch me!*
:33 < *the snooty bluebl00d puts his nose in the air and says, a quick mofurment of the enemy will leopardize six gunboats and get us all nasty and wet*
:33 < *the pack of terrifuryiffing boxing wizards (who are not at all godmodding, shut up, they're villains, they have to be furrocious) jump quickly and run after our heroes when they thought they were safe!!!*
(=｀ω´=) < OMGOMGOMOMG THE ADORABUBBLE BROWN FLUFFTAILED CUTIE JUMPS SHIP WITH THE LAZY DOG OOOOMG OTP!!!!!!! SO. OTP. THE CUTE, NEPKITTY, THE CUTE!!!!
(^･o･^)ﾉ < A QUICK MOFURMENT OF THE CATNEMY WILL LEOPARDIZE SIX GUNBOATS!! SIX. ENTIRE. GUNBOATS, CAN YOU PURRLIEVE THAT. IT IS UNPURRLIEVEBABLE.
(=ＴωＴ=) < AND THEN. AND THEN!! THE *FIVE* BOXING WIZARDS AND THEIR FURMILIARS JUMP QUICKLY! TOGETHER. AS ONE. WITH PURRFECT SYNERGY. OMGWTF I CAN'T. I LOST ALL MY CANS. A. REAL. CANON. OT5.
The Quick Brown Fluff Tailed Yipbeast Jumps Over The Lazy Barkbeast For Some Reason
A Quick Movement Of The Enemy Will Jeopardize Six Gunboats And Ruin The Crews Uniforms
The Five Boxing Wizards Jump Quickly
It seems There Are A Lot Of Things Happening Quickly In These Sentences Hmm Would It Maybe Be Because This Word Contains Lots Of Needed Letters To Complete The Strange Alphabet Containing Sentence Game In Any Case Its Rather Unimaginative
The quick bro+wn fluff-tailed yipbeast jumps o+ver the lazy barkbeast, and if I ask yo+u to+ gender these animals I am sure o+ver half o+f yo+u will gender the fo+x as male, and *mo+st* o+f yo+u will agree that the do+g is male, which is also+ a harmful stereo+type created by the ridiculo+us and pervasive gender stereo+type in o+ur so+ciety. In o+ther wo+rds, these animals are 75% gendered male by the reader when no+ such mentio+n was ever made in the text; do+ yo+u believe that to+ be lo+gical? And no+w, o+ur o+ther no+nsensical sentences o+f the day: A quick mo+vement o+f the enemy will jeo+pardize six gunbo+ats. Ho+w dare they. The five bo+xing wizards jump quickly. Po+ssibly to+ avo+id their witchy co+lleagues, tired o+f being expected to+ deal with their beard hairs blo+cking the drain.
G3N3R4L G1NG3R CHOCOL4T3 TH3 QU1CK FLUFF T41L3D Y1PB34ST JUMPS OV3R H1S DR34D 3N3MY TH3 L4ZY DOG W1TH R3M4RK4BL3 34S4
4 QU1CK MOV3M3NT OF TH3 3N3MY W1LL J3OP4RD1Z3 S1X GUNBO4TS >:[ TH1S C4NNOT B3 4LLOW3D TO H4PP3N 1F YOU DONT W4NT TO B3 COURT M4RT14L3D
TH3 F1V3 BOX1NG W1Z4RDS JUMP QU1CKLY TO 4VO1D TH31R F4T3, BUT GR4V1TY 1S 4 H4RSH M1STR3SS! UNL3SS YOU H4V3 4 DR4GON 1 GU3SS WHOOPS >:]
who4 ch3ck out th1s sw33t tr1ck!! th3 qu1ck brown fox do3s th1s cl34n stunt ov3r h1s l4zzbutt b4rkb34st hom3sl1c3 l1k3 d4ng g1rl, you go! 4 sw1ft-4ss k1ll3r mov3 w1ll s1nk l1k3 s1x gunbo4ts 4t L34ST. 4lso th3 f1v3 box1ng w1z4rdz do th1s h3ll4c1ous fl1p l1k3 som3 k1nd4 hurr1c4n3 bros, m4d propz.
The quick 8rown fox jumps over the lazy dog 8luh 8luh why do we care, she should jump ON him and 8ite off his face!!!!!!! A quick movement of the enemy will jeopardize six gun8oats! Hahahahaha, losers. The five 8oxing wizards jump quickly... Well, that was really stupid and you should feel stupid for making me go through this.
The quick 8rown fox, or should I say, fluff-tailed yip8east, for ease of comprehension, jumps over the lazy dog in a truly inspired leap! That 8id for freedom will surely succeed as the dog owner would not 8e the type to own a gun or overreact to the thought of a ra8id fox attacking his precious 8ark8east. A quick movement of the enemy will jeopardize six gun8oats, those are the 8one Mistress, the Sun Ghoul, the Corpse8ox, captained 8y Dread Captain Ice8lood Meanclaw, the Iron Lass, the Sadly Rogers and the Instant Fish88 Just Add Holes. The five 8oxing wizards, trained in the dual arts since times immemorial, jump quickly, having seen the attack coming due to their powerful seering majykks...
D --> The quick brown fo% jumps STRONGly over the lazy dog, showing his superiority despite the tr00ly staggering handicap provided by its l00wly color
D --> A quick movement of the enemy will jeopardize si% gunboats which is entirely unacceptable
D --> Who do you think will repair those gunboats
D --> Are you volunteering
D --> I didn't think so
D --> The five bo%ing wizards jump quickly and l00dicrously away
8=D < The quick br*wn fo% jumps, neigh, *flies* over the resting dog.
8=D < A quick moovement of the enemy will jeopardize six gun oats.
8=D < The five bo%ing wizards jump over various manners of hurdles admirably, beards streaming in the POWERful wind of their run in a glorious likeness to hoofbeast manes.
whoaaaa bro, so there's like, this motherfucking zippyquick lil fox beast, right? and it all up and runs at this barkbeast motherfucker all chilling on its lawn and it just up and gets its leaping action on like it's all to thinking it's a fucking sneakbomber plane, hahaha.
A QUICK MOTHERFUCKING MOVEMENT OF THE ENEMY FUCKER WILL BRING UP ON US RUINATION AND JEOPARDIZING TO A GRAND FUCKING TOTAL OF SIX OF MY MIRTH-STAINED GUNBOATS.
all like four or five miracle slinging bros with the meanest right hooks i ever lay ganderbulbs on up and jump, like, a blink and they're gone like they ain't ever been. miracles everywhere, man.
THE BROWN FOX IS QUICK TO ESCAPE ITS RUINATION PON OUR WICKED ALTAR, AND LEADS US INSTEAD TO ITS BLIND UNKNOWING BEASTBROTHER BY MEANS SNEAKY AND HARSH.
A QUICK AND TOO FUCKIN HASTY MOVEMENT OF THE ENEMY WILL JEOPARDIZE SIX OF OUR UNFRESHEST GUNBOATS. AT THE HOUR OF THEIR HIGHEST TRIUMPH, WE SHALL CAST THEM DOWN INTO THE MURDER GO ROUND AND RUN AT THEM WITH HATCHETTS WELL IN GRASPING FROND, MY BEST SOOPA NINJETTES AND STRANGLA.
LO, THE FIVE FORETOLD PROPHETS OF BEARDLY MAYJJIKS AND MOTHER FUCKIN KNUCKLE SANDWICH ARTISTRY JUMP QUICKLY.
the quick browwn fox jumps ovver the lazy rust dog as aint no other hemotype it could do jack shit about
a quick movvement of the enemy wwill jeopardize six gunboats in wwhat is knowwn as a classical pincer maneuvver seriously id be ashamed ta be tricked by that one but aint like anyone here needs any fuckin advvice right
the fivve boxin oh hell no wwizards dont do jack shit on account a NOT BEIN GLUBBIN REAL IN THE FIRST FUCKIN PLACE i refuse to continue playin along wwith this travvesty
the quick browvn foxy thing jumps ovwer the lazy dog's lap and wvinks.
a quick movwement of the enemy wvill jeopardize six gunboats. he fucking asked for that by being so lame and breathing my air. hell no i ain't helping.
the fivwe boxing wvizards jump quickly, hell yes, sounds like a real cool story there, darlin, tell me more.
T)(e quick brown fox jumps over t)(e lazy seadog! A quick movement of t)(e enemy will seapardize six gunboats and SINK T)(EM INTO UNFAT)(OMABLE DEPT)(S. 38D T)(e five boxing wizards jump quickly.
t)(e quick brown fox aw )(ell naw do i reely )(afta okay okay jeeze so t)(at foxy t)(ang jumps rig)(t over t)(is lazy-ass dawg
a quick tailflip of t)(e enemy will jeopardize six gunboats coddamnit do you t)(ink t)(at kinda swank ride grows on kelp or w)(at?
t)(e five boxing wizards flip quickly, blown OUT OF T)(E WAT--ER by my LOSING MY GLUBBING PATI---ENCE WIT)( T)(IS LOAD OF W)(AL--ES)(IT. t)(is is ofishally done, im stickin ma)( fork in it.
THE QUICK BROWN FLUFF-TAILED YIPBEAST JUMPS OVER THE LAZY FUCKING BARKBEAST. A QUICK MOVEMENT OF THE ENEMY WILL JEOPARDIZE SIX GUNBOATS THAT WE CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE, TAINTSNIFF, DID YOU GET YOUR THINKSPONGE FREE WITH A BOX OF DRY BREAKFAST GRUBS? THE FIVE BOXING WIZARDS HOP TO IT QUICKLY, AS THEY DAMN WELL SHOULD.
The quick 9chre fluff-tailed yip6east jumps 9ver the d9g which we sh9uld n9t call lazy until we learn whether it has perhaps s9me pers9nal issue 9r differing level 9f a6leness that requires he judici9usly c9nserve his energy. A quick m9vement 9f the enemy will je9pardize six gun69ats, 6ut the false dich9t9my 9f enemy and ally is truly the m9st destructive part 9f this mindset trigger warnings f9r war and intimati9ns 9f expl9si9ns, 9pen sea, dr9wning, and littering. The five 69xing wizards jump quickly, h9pefully t9 av9id injuring each 9ther as this martial pastime is rather vi9lent 6y nature even despite s9-called pr9tective gl9ves, as it seeks t9 mimic regretta6ly real practices that, while at the m9ment useful t9 redirect m9re harmful urges, sh9uld ideally 6e entirely phased 9ut 9f s9ciety in the near future.
the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
a quick movement of the enemy will jeopardize six gunboats!! guess they wont need individual corpseboxes then
the five boxing wizards jump quickly guess you could say theyre ... hopping to it! 0u0 ribbit
the brown fox fuck the lazy dog quickly, lazy dog lay there barely notice his tiny pencil dick
fast wrecking shit sinks six waterbitch floating vessels
five wizards should box their genitals and moan at delicious pain then make man train and ball tickle with their beards
tHE, uH, qUICK BROWN FLUFF-TAILED YIPBEAST JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG, a QUICK MOVEMENT OF THE ENEMY WILL, pROBABLY, jEOPARDIZE SIX GUNBOATS, wHICH WOULD BE PRETTY BAD i GUESS, bECAUSE GUNBOATS SOUND BADASS, aND ARE PROBABLY ADEQUATELY EXPENSIVE, aS ARE MOST BADASS THINGS THAT i'VE NOTICED, tHE FIVE BOXING WIZARDS JUMP QUICKLY, iN A PRETTY RAD AND WELL COORDINATED WAY, aND HARDLY KNOCK INTO EACH OTHER AT ALL,
yeah, so, th1s crazy speedy l1l brown y1pbeast jumps the h*ll over that lazy barkbeast... and 1 guess a qu1ck movement of the enemy w1ll be ser1ous trouble for those s1x f*1ng sweet gunboats... and there's those f1ve box1ng w1zards, l1ke, W1ZARDS, no k1dd1ng, and they jump fast as h*ll...! that was pretty sweet...
the quiick brown fluff-taiiled yiipbea2t jump2 over the lazy barkbea2t why am ii wriitiing thii2, ii mean who the hell care2 how wiildliife amu2e2 iit2elf iin the wood2
a quiick movement of the enemy wiill jeopardiize 2iix gunboat2, iif they are huge lamer2 and had no 2trategii2t worth the name onboard holy 2hiit ii'm a2hamed by proxy
the fiive boxiing wiizard2 okay no you know what, ii have better 2hiit to do twoday liike flo22iing and 2crubbiing my ablutiion trap draiin
74H7 FUSK1NG FL00F741L3D Y1PB347H7, L1K3? G037H 4ND 7074LLY PUNKS 7H3 L4ZY H00FB34S7, N0 FUCK. SC4L3B34S7? Y0UR M0MB34S7 H4H4H4H4H4H44H4HH
73H 3N3YM FUSKN 4SSH0L3 MC7UDR S1NKS S3X *SX3X *SX1X *4 L070F GUNNYB0747177137S 4ND N00N3 W1LL MS1S 7H3HR FUCKF4C37H 4NYNWY4Z L3RN 7W0 S1WM 4SH0L3SS7H!!1!
W1ZRD4SD 4R3 L4M34SS N3RDS N4D PUNHC 73MS3VLLS 1N 7H3 BULG3 4DN 7R1PP N00NN3 W11L 3VR3 FUK 73M W00PSH
:33 < *the swift and sneaky copper furred flufftailed yipbeast suddenly leaps ofurr the lazy barkbeast!! he says, ah ha, you can't catch me!*
:33 < *the snooty bluebl00d puts his nose in the air and says, a quick mofurment of the enemy will leopardize six gunboats and get us all nasty and wet*
:33 < *the pack of terrifuryiffing boxing wizards (who are not at all godmodding, shut up, they're villains, they have to be furrocious) jump quickly and run after our heroes when they thought they were safe!!!*
(=｀ω´=) < OMGOMGOMOMG THE ADORABUBBLE BROWN FLUFFTAILED CUTIE JUMPS SHIP WITH THE LAZY DOG OOOOMG OTP!!!!!!! SO. OTP. THE CUTE, NEPKITTY, THE CUTE!!!!
(^･o･^)ﾉ < A QUICK MOFURMENT OF THE CATNEMY WILL LEOPARDIZE SIX GUNBOATS!! SIX. ENTIRE. GUNBOATS, CAN YOU PURRLIEVE THAT. IT IS UNPURRLIEVEBABLE.
(=ＴωＴ=) < AND THEN. AND THEN!! THE *FIVE* BOXING WIZARDS AND THEIR FURMILIARS JUMP QUICKLY! TOGETHER. AS ONE. WITH PURRFECT SYNERGY. OMGWTF I CAN'T. I LOST ALL MY CANS. A. REAL. CANON. OT5.
The Quick Brown Fluff Tailed Yipbeast Jumps Over The Lazy Barkbeast For Some Reason
A Quick Movement Of The Enemy Will Jeopardize Six Gunboats And Ruin The Crews Uniforms
The Five Boxing Wizards Jump Quickly
It seems There Are A Lot Of Things Happening Quickly In These Sentences Hmm Would It Maybe Be Because This Word Contains Lots Of Needed Letters To Complete The Strange Alphabet Containing Sentence Game In Any Case Its Rather Unimaginative
The quick bro+wn fluff-tailed yipbeast jumps o+ver the lazy barkbeast, and if I ask yo+u to+ gender these animals I am sure o+ver half o+f yo+u will gender the fo+x as male, and *mo+st* o+f yo+u will agree that the do+g is male, which is also+ a harmful stereo+type created by the ridiculo+us and pervasive gender stereo+type in o+ur so+ciety. In o+ther wo+rds, these animals are 75% gendered male by the reader when no+ such mentio+n was ever made in the text; do+ yo+u believe that to+ be lo+gical? And no+w, o+ur o+ther no+nsensical sentences o+f the day: A quick mo+vement o+f the enemy will jeo+pardize six gunbo+ats. Ho+w dare they. The five bo+xing wizards jump quickly. Po+ssibly to+ avo+id their witchy co+lleagues, tired o+f being expected to+ deal with their beard hairs blo+cking the drain.
G3N3R4L G1NG3R CHOCOL4T3 TH3 QU1CK FLUFF T41L3D Y1PB34ST JUMPS OV3R H1S DR34D 3N3MY TH3 L4ZY DOG W1TH R3M4RK4BL3 34S4
4 QU1CK MOV3M3NT OF TH3 3N3MY W1LL J3OP4RD1Z3 S1X GUNBO4TS >:[ TH1S C4NNOT B3 4LLOW3D TO H4PP3N 1F YOU DONT W4NT TO B3 COURT M4RT14L3D
TH3 F1V3 BOX1NG W1Z4RDS JUMP QU1CKLY TO 4VO1D TH31R F4T3, BUT GR4V1TY 1S 4 H4RSH M1STR3SS! UNL3SS YOU H4V3 4 DR4GON 1 GU3SS WHOOPS >:]
who4 ch3ck out th1s sw33t tr1ck!! th3 qu1ck brown fox do3s th1s cl34n stunt ov3r h1s l4zzbutt b4rkb34st hom3sl1c3 l1k3 d4ng g1rl, you go! 4 sw1ft-4ss k1ll3r mov3 w1ll s1nk l1k3 s1x gunbo4ts 4t L34ST. 4lso th3 f1v3 box1ng w1z4rdz do th1s h3ll4c1ous fl1p l1k3 som3 k1nd4 hurr1c4n3 bros, m4d propz.
The quick 8rown fox jumps over the lazy dog 8luh 8luh why do we care, she should jump ON him and 8ite off his face!!!!!!! A quick movement of the enemy will jeopardize six gun8oats! Hahahahaha, losers. The five 8oxing wizards jump quickly... Well, that was really stupid and you should feel stupid for making me go through this.
The quick 8rown fox, or should I say, fluff-tailed yip8east, for ease of comprehension, jumps over the lazy dog in a truly inspired leap! That 8id for freedom will surely succeed as the dog owner would not 8e the type to own a gun or overreact to the thought of a ra8id fox attacking his precious 8ark8east. A quick movement of the enemy will jeopardize six gun8oats, those are the 8one Mistress, the Sun Ghoul, the Corpse8ox, captained 8y Dread Captain Ice8lood Meanclaw, the Iron Lass, the Sadly Rogers and the Instant Fish88 Just Add Holes. The five 8oxing wizards, trained in the dual arts since times immemorial, jump quickly, having seen the attack coming due to their powerful seering majykks...
D --> The quick brown fo% jumps STRONGly over the lazy dog, showing his superiority despite the tr00ly staggering handicap provided by its l00wly color
D --> A quick movement of the enemy will jeopardize si% gunboats which is entirely unacceptable
D --> Who do you think will repair those gunboats
D --> Are you volunteering
D --> I didn't think so
D --> The five bo%ing wizards jump quickly and l00dicrously away
8=D < The quick br*wn fo% jumps, neigh, *flies* over the resting dog.
8=D < A quick moovement of the enemy will jeopardize six gun oats.
8=D < The five bo%ing wizards jump over various manners of hurdles admirably, beards streaming in the POWERful wind of their run in a glorious likeness to hoofbeast manes.
whoaaaa bro, so there's like, this motherfucking zippyquick lil fox beast, right? and it all up and runs at this barkbeast motherfucker all chilling on its lawn and it just up and gets its leaping action on like it's all to thinking it's a fucking sneakbomber plane, hahaha.
A QUICK MOTHERFUCKING MOVEMENT OF THE ENEMY FUCKER WILL BRING UP ON US RUINATION AND JEOPARDIZING TO A GRAND FUCKING TOTAL OF SIX OF MY MIRTH-STAINED GUNBOATS.
all like four or five miracle slinging bros with the meanest right hooks i ever lay ganderbulbs on up and jump, like, a blink and they're gone like they ain't ever been. miracles everywhere, man.
THE BROWN FOX IS QUICK TO ESCAPE ITS RUINATION PON OUR WICKED ALTAR, AND LEADS US INSTEAD TO ITS BLIND UNKNOWING BEASTBROTHER BY MEANS SNEAKY AND HARSH.
A QUICK AND TOO FUCKIN HASTY MOVEMENT OF THE ENEMY WILL JEOPARDIZE SIX OF OUR UNFRESHEST GUNBOATS. AT THE HOUR OF THEIR HIGHEST TRIUMPH, WE SHALL CAST THEM DOWN INTO THE MURDER GO ROUND AND RUN AT THEM WITH HATCHETTS WELL IN GRASPING FROND, MY BEST SOOPA NINJETTES AND STRANGLA.
LO, THE FIVE FORETOLD PROPHETS OF BEARDLY MAYJJIKS AND MOTHER FUCKIN KNUCKLE SANDWICH ARTISTRY JUMP QUICKLY.
the quick browwn fox jumps ovver the lazy rust dog as aint no other hemotype it could do jack shit about
a quick movvement of the enemy wwill jeopardize six gunboats in wwhat is knowwn as a classical pincer maneuvver seriously id be ashamed ta be tricked by that one but aint like anyone here needs any fuckin advvice right
the fivve boxin oh hell no wwizards dont do jack shit on account a NOT BEIN GLUBBIN REAL IN THE FIRST FUCKIN PLACE i refuse to continue playin along wwith this travvesty
the quick browvn foxy thing jumps ovwer the lazy dog's lap and wvinks.
a quick movwement of the enemy wvill jeopardize six gunboats. he fucking asked for that by being so lame and breathing my air. hell no i ain't helping.
the fivwe boxing wvizards jump quickly, hell yes, sounds like a real cool story there, darlin, tell me more.
T)(e quick brown fox jumps over t)(e lazy seadog! A quick movement of t)(e enemy will seapardize six gunboats and SINK T)(EM INTO UNFAT)(OMABLE DEPT)(S. 38D T)(e five boxing wizards jump quickly.
t)(e quick brown fox aw )(ell naw do i reely )(afta okay okay jeeze so t)(at foxy t)(ang jumps rig)(t over t)(is lazy-ass dawg
a quick tailflip of t)(e enemy will jeopardize six gunboats coddamnit do you t)(ink t)(at kinda swank ride grows on kelp or w)(at?
t)(e five boxing wizards flip quickly, blown OUT OF T)(E WAT--ER by my LOSING MY GLUBBING PATI---ENCE WIT)( T)(IS LOAD OF W)(AL--ES)(IT. t)(is is ofishally done, im stickin ma)( fork in it.
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though really damara wins all. D: *brain breaks*