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-Half of the next cyborg scene thing is written but i'm not sure it works and the rest is a bit of a blank due to Kabuto being JUST THAT DAMN SNEAKY. Hnn. Come here, you pest.

-I poked at Oft Awry, the sequel to Best Laid Plans, since the previous post's meme put it back in my mind, but I have no real clue what would be funnier and a bazilion possibilities on the way to handle things to get the desired end result that look just as blah as each other. Sadness.

-Pretty sure I owe people pictures, but I don't feel like drawing either. Windy, Sol, I haven't forgotten. Anyone else? I've forgotten. *loses like a losing thing* If I promised you a pic, for any reason, please remind me. (just saying, once i'm reminded, my brain works just fine. Plz not to be inventing stuff out of thin air. XD)

-I've bitten my tongue and it hurts. T_T

-... I... I feel like GW. Except it's been so goddamn long I don't have a clue who the characters are anymore, except in the loosest, most generic sense. I can't feel them anymore. Anyone has an action-packed, very IC, non-ZOMGTHEYSOOTP fic to rec? preferably a new one, cause anything older than a year I probably will have read. (what I mean is. No "they look at each other and know it is true love" or "love each other in secret from the start". I feel kinda like gritty and rawr and stuff. ^^; )

-Yes,

kylara and

dogdemoninuyash, I'll write your drabbles, I just need to get an idea. If it doesn't work I'll ask you for another prompt.

BUT ANYWAY HERE COMES THE SECOND WAVE.

Give me one of my own stories, and a timestamp sometime in the future after the end of the story, or sometime in the past before the story started, and I'll write you at least a hundred words of what happened then, whether it's five minutes before the story started or ten years in the future.

Only three people this time, and in the interest of fairness, people who got a drabble yesterday cannot ask. And I really should start keeping track of who I write for to ensure that the same people don't always end up stealing the drabble openings. If you got a couple of them before, plz don't prompt me? UXD;

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m_a_foxfire: half an hour after the end of Comrades, Coming Out and Cows
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valles_uf : Teamwork!Sasuke and the OCs from Sakura's prequel.
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trishalynn: furry!Naruto the day before cyborg!Sasuke stumbled into his life.

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So, what happens half an hour after Comrades, Coming Out, and Cows?

"Hinata-chan~ I missed you~"

Naruto picked up his girlfriend and twirled her in the air. She giggled, cheeks reddening. Neji pointedly looked away from the two of them, and glared a few uncles into doing the same instead of staring reprovingly at this disgusting display of mushiness. Like they weren't used to it by now, anyway; Naruto and Hinata had only been together for the last three years.

"Heya, Neji!"

"Naruto." Neji looked him up and down, and wrinkled his nose. "Perhaps you should take a shower."

Naruto snorted, and instead of taking care of his incredible dirtiness (and thus leaving Neji an opening to leave without looking like he was avoiding Naruto), threw an arm around Neji's shoulders. "I'll go later. So... How are you?"

Neji replied, "Good, thank you." His tone really meant 'you do stink and incidentally my shirt was clean', but as always Naruto failed to translate it properly. Neji had always thought it was unintentional, but perhaps Naruto was really sharper than Neji had thought. In that case, he was also secretly evil.

"Good! You doing anything this weekend?"

Washing the stench of cow out of his hair -- still -- sounded like a tempting possibility. But Naruto didn't let him answer.

"Because -- hey, Hinata, wanna go on a double-date with Lee and Sakura-chan?"

Hinata nodded, smiling, and drew closer. Naruto took her hand, without letting go of Neji's neck. Neji was starting to feel slightly trapped.

"Okay! And Neji, you've got no excuse not to come 'cause I know you have no mission. And Sasuke's coming too. You can always *snerk* spar afterwards."

Neji stared at Naruto.

Naruto grinned back. "Relax, it's not a candlelight occasion. You don't have to buy him flowers."

Hinata was watching the both of them, a hand on her mouth. To hide horror or mirth, he didn't know; probably both.

"Though if you buy him flowers, I'll owe you one. I'd give half my ramen stocks to see his face."

Neji stared harder. "There are sounds coming out of your mouth, but they're not making any sense."

Naruto burst out laughing. "Oh man, you really do fit well together. You even sound like each other."

Neji wanted to deny, but his sense of decorum was leading a bloody battle against his need to shake Naruto until his brain stirred itself into some semblance of sense, accompanied with a few curse words. He didn't say anything in the end; it felt a little like a capitulation and not as much horrified confusion as he wished, but with Naruto, that was better than sounding like denial.

"I think that's where I'm supposed to tell you to treat him right or I'll tear off your balls, but he might tear mine off if I steal that pleasure from him, so hey. Besides, between the three of us, I think Sasuke's more likely to dump you than you him."

"Naruto."

"Yeah, yeah, you're-not-dating-it's-just-sex-really." Naruto grinned, and nudged him. Saturday, around noon. If you're not here I'll find you. Hey Hinata-chan~, let's go! Bye, teammate-in-law."

Neji stared at Naruto's back as he dragged Hinata off, and wondered whether he could fight Sasuke for the right to make Naruto disappear in the night, one of these days.

Perhaps they could even do it together. No one would ever know what happened. Naruto would approve; he seemed to want them to bond so strongly, after all.

*falls over laughing* Oh man... I'd quote my favorite lines, but that would mean quoting most of the ficlet... Flowers. Oh, Naruto.

Neji stared at Naruto's back as he dragged Hinata off, and wondered whether he could fight Sasuke for the right to make Naruto disappear in the night, one of these days.

Perhaps they could even do it together. No one would ever know what happened. Naruto would approve; he seemed to want them to bond so strongly, after all.

ROFLMAO!

AHAHAHAHAHA, OH NARUTO, YOU WIN! XD Sasuke and Neji would probably do rock paper scissors for the rights to Naruto's torture and death, I think. Oh I do so love you!

*feels loved yay* ♥

I still find 'Girls Have Needs, Too' to be the most fascinating setting for little tidbits.

But. I won't ask for kids again.

Instead...

Ooh. Gaara hears about it for the first time.

From Shika and Ino, by way of Temari. ^_^

Ja, -n

BEEP. please to be reading the prompt again. ;p

I don't like writing Gaara. Or Shika, for that matter. Also I so don't see most other characters in that universe they might as well not exist. The situation really was limited to team Seven; there's no universe or continuing threads to draw on.

Curses. Foiled again.

I guess missing the wire counts as getting one...? Hm. Darn.

I also seem to be imagining continuity where there is none, maybe 'cause I'm always so interested in how everything fits together...

Ah, well. Sorry to bother you. ^_^

You get to try another prompt, unless you forfeit it. Just try not to give me something i'll find utterly impossible to write. XD;;;

Really? Yay!

Mmm.

I seem to be having terrible luck in my efforts to find out if anything came of 'Needs', so that's out, but...

Ooh.

Sakura's cousin & friends - from the First Time story? - I wanna see what they make of Sasuke and Naruto. Or vice versa, if that takes your fancy.

*bigwethopefulpuppyeyes*

... ahahaha.

I had started a drabble ages ago about that very theme and never finished it somehow. Will go back to it right away. XD It's big enough to be for both of us. XDDDDDD

Oh, and I'll reccomend isis_cw's stuff, if you haven't read it before. Revelations (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2457660/1/) is my favorite, in large part 'cause it's the longest, but the prequel Manifestations (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2226187/1/) and companion piece Realizations (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2452812/1/) are both also very cool.

They're older than your deadline, but I get the impression that they're not quite from your usual corner of the fandom, so I figure it's worth mentioning as the only GW fic I read with any frequency.

Thanks for the links, BTW. And your ficlet-thing is posted~ I hope it satisfies. :p

Hmm... Can I get a fic about what furry!Naruto was doing the day before cyborg!Sasuke stumbled into his life?

Hee. I'll try to think up something. ^___^

Naruto usually takes his showers in the evening, before going to bed -- there's no use showering in the morning and then going to play all day with motors and gyros and other rusty, greasy things. Sometimes, though...

He leaves the shower stall, ears drooping, tail dripping, and wrings some of the water out of his tail. Stupid fur retains water all too well. His towel is still damp from yesterday, but it's sunny outside; he'll air-dry.

He gets back into his pants, buckles the belt over his tail and trudges out, sighing. He still has that little grasscutter-bot to fix, and then a car to soup up. Boooring. He doesn't really want to.

It's not really that it pays the bills -- he could afford not to work for a couple of days a week, because some of his big jobs really do pay well and he's got his savings, but he needs stuff to do. But stuff that boring, eh, sometimes he thinks that the loss of reputation would be worth the increased free time to look for more challenging stuff.

He knows he's not smart in a conventional way, but he understands machines, and they understand him. He can feel them.

... There isn't much to feel in a grasscutter. Maybe if he added lasers and a switchblade and some kind of voice activation system, then it could defend itself against thieves or something. And serve tea. Yeah.

The thing is, his life has no purpose. Not anymore. The only thing he has left to do is find interesting stuff to do to tide him over until tomorrow. Interesting people to talk to -- but Sakura and Tsunade are buried under burn victims at the moment, Iruka is at school, and Shika and Chouji are being responsible and working on... whatever. He's on his own.

So... being responsible would be the right thing to do. It isn't like there's really anything else on his list right now; his other current project is even more boring.

He stares at the gutted, oil-covered bot for a long time, and then he pads off past it, outside in the sun, between the piles of rusted metal of his yard, his tail leaving a trail of drops in the dust as he looks for a rusted challenge. Perhaps in his piles of aging treasures will be something that needs to be reinvented.

The thing is, his life has no purpose. Not anymore.

Wait, what kind of purpose did his life have before? And what's his other current project? Did you mean the car?

Er, that was me. ^_^

yeah, I meant the car.

Also, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. >D

Oh, and thank you! That was cool and cute.

*gasp* I'm here soon enough!
Too bad I don't have any good ideas....
I still really loved your HP/Naruto Crack...mmm, crack...
It doesn't really have a timeline....so how about any of this random stuff or combinations: Itachi and Snape discuss psychological torture...the younger Tom Riddle meets...anyone, really, ..Tsunade? ....um...Filch starts a file on Sasuke or anyone, and whoever decides they need to sneak in and destroy all evidence, perhaps finding something interesting in the process...
And...Pumpkin juice, thestrals, alcohol, Kakashi's nin dogs, walking on water, Hagrid.
If you said it was dead at one point or another I can't remember, hopefully something of that inspires you or at least makes you laugh.

Aw, sorry hon but you come in fourth. ^^;;;; Also my HP/Naruto bunnies are pretty dead nowadays. ;_; *petpetsoothe*

Is there anything I can do to help with the cyborg scene?

*huggles* No need to rush on the picture, lovely. Whenever you get around to it is fine. ^^

I'm sorry that your tongue hurts *petpetlove*

And, um, I would ask for a drabble, but I can't think of anything to suggest. XDD My brain melted at school today. I'll just enjoy what you write for the lucky three. ^^

*cuddlelovelicks* HMMM. Maybe you could help... ^_^

And hehe, you arrived too late for a drabble anyway. oops? XD;;;

*purrlovepet* ^___^ Yay. Send it to me and I'll offer some suggestions? Or tell me what seems to be the problem over AIM?

XDD Yep. Oh well. ^___^

yes ma'am! Just gimme a minute or five to finish up stuff, i'm all busy right now XD;;;

XD Sure, no problem^^

o__o uhm, would it be possible for a Cyborg!ficbit on the inner workings of the Itachi!bot when he went berzerk and destroyed the other Uchiha units?

Beep, too late. Also, no, sorry, because that's spoiler liek whoa. XD It will eventually come up in the fic anyway. ^__^

What a coincidence, I've been feeling the GW nostalgia attack for a couple days (I think skimming through a couple Garou chapters started it xD) and I also want to read something good and action-y, old or new, but augh, I don't even know where to look. There's just so... much... of it.

Maybe i'll go look for some rec lists or something (as soon as my strange, sudden harry potter obsession decides to die for good).

Anyway. yeah. ahahah.

*flops on* ._.

If you find anything, link me? ;_;

This is a bit over a year old, and it might be unfair of me to rec this since I helped beta parts. But if gritty is what you're looking for Freeport by Maldoror might work. Its a little over a year old though.

Amazing world building here though, with politics and interesting characterizations.

http://raygunworks.net/maldoror.html
http://raygunworks.net/maldoror/freeport/1.html

XD;; Thanks, but I think I know anything and everything mal's written by heart and then some. Sadly.

Why isn't she working on surprise epics or something. Woe. T__T

*perks ears up* "Oft Awry, the sequel to Best Laid Plans"... There's a sequel to "Best Laid Plans"? Wonderful! *_* (after all, of your one-shots, 'Best Laid Plans' is for sure one of the top five favourites for me :)). Well, dunno what you are thinking of including in it, but if it includes a rather pregnant Sexy no jutsu version of Sasuke (who has decided to restart his clan with Naruto), then _that_ could be quite fun :D. After all, I imagine that Sasuke's attitude would then be rather similar to in your one-shot "Babies" and Sasuke has seldom been more fun than in there with his attitude; annoyed at the situation being what it is and less than happy about (in that fic, at least) haing to be partly a woman for getting the job done, so to speak, but also happy about having a child of his own :3.
Anyway, looking forward to it, so ganbatte! ;)
/Spectator Beholder

It's been in progress for at least a year, sadly. I keep getting stuck and forgettting about it. But no, alas, there's no preggy stuff. XD

You can find what I've got so far here: http://reiyel.livejournal.com/3643.html#cutid1

Damn was that ever funny. :)

If I promised you a pic, for any reason, please remind me.

Post TJ!Sasuke/Itachi.

♥

Deadly Beautiful (http://www.underthebridge.org/fics/danse/db/dbchap01.shtml) by Danse (http://www.underthebridge.org/fics/danse.shtml)

PG-16 // eventual 1=2, shhh! -- some others // SPIES!!

Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre and Wufei are all spies working for individual mentors, until they all meet and realize that they're all after the same thing. Unfortunately, due to a couple earlier run-ins, Heero and Duo aren't exactly on the best of terms with each other. With Hilde secretly being trained by G to counter-op Duo and Relena finding out she's the heiress to a small German kingdom, things seem to be shaping up for some pretty cool happenings in this highly entertaining story!

... But you've probably already read it...

There's also Smells like Teen Spirit (http://www.underthebridge.org/fics/link/slts/SLTS1.shtml) by LinkWorshiper (http://www.underthebridge.org/fics/link.shtml), but I'm pretty sure everyone who's ever fliped through the GW fandom has finished reading it by now.

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okay so i'm not sure everything makes sense or is IC, but sleep yay. XD;;;

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You might've, but it's worth a shot, right?