meme!

[askerian]

I'm blocked again (gnn) so, meme time!

Modified from the "imaginary sequel" meme;

Pick one of my stories and I will tell you the first lines of its PREquel. Even if I was never actually planning to write a prequel. Even if it already has a prequel -- I'll give you the first line of another version of its prequel!

Any fandom I ever wrote for, ofic also welcome. If the fic has a big cast, feel free to suggest a specific character for the prequel to center on. I might choose not to use the suggestion, but. Yeah.

Also, the sequel meme? Surprisingly fun to do and, considering my usual track record, unexpectedly successful, therefore if you want to go back there and ask for more, please feel free, I'm reopening it. (not that I ever officially closed it anyway... man i'm so messy.)

NARUTO
Crossed Wires : Sasuke&Kakashi - Locker Room Therapy : Sasuke - Ten NaruSasu AUs : Vampirefic : Naruto - Kiss Me, Stupid - Comrades, Coming Out and Cows : sasuke - Naru adopts Sasu into his clan - Teamwork: The Night: Kyuubi - Saki-chan :3 - Sharing is Caring : Kakashi - Teamwork: Kyuubi/Sasuke pr0n: prequel AND sequel! - Team Hebi Does Sasuke -

FF7
Enemy Skill : Zack -

GUNDAM WING
Firefly crossover prequel : Duo - Garou -

edit: okay, bedtime. and tomorrow i'll be busy. But feel free to keep requesting on this meme and the other one. love you guyzzzzzzzzzzzzz *thud*

edit edit: only five days late, starting to work on the rest of the prompts! and yes, it's still open, just don't be surprised if I die before getting to yours. XDDD;

son of edit: all caught up with requests! It's still tentatively open -- feel free to request more but don't be surprised if I never get to it. I'm starting to run out of juice. x_x

Comments

[rosalui.livejournal.com]

Locker Room Therapy! 8D ....Or Crossed Wires.

*cannot decide*

...Erm. ILU? XD

[askerian]

You get Crossed Wires, Hiza-chan asked for LRT. u.u~

... shit, that means I have to come up with something. XD Um, Sasuke POV or someone else? I already did a few drabbles for baby-bot Sasuke...

[hiza-chan.livejournal.com]

umm, I want to say Locker Room Therapy... but you already allude to everything that happened prior to the story. So! Locker Room Therapy if you can, and it doesn't have to be the kidnapping! It can be other stuff!

If you don't wanna do that... may I have a prequel to your lovely Sakura zombie AU? If that's off limits too, just lemme know and I'll pick something else.

[askerian]

Alas, I more or less gave the Sakura zombie AU to phoenix_melody and her backstory for things kind of took mine over. XD;;




If he HAS to get a stupid little gay crush on someone (stupid adolescence), Naruto Uzumaki is the safest person of the school to have a crush on. Not that Sasuke chose him, but it could have been much worse. First, he's a honorable (would never attempt to gay-bash) moron (would never assume-realize-NOTICE Sasuke is serious).

Second, he's so straight and gets on Sasuke's nerves so easily that Sasuke's traitorous hormones can't even manage to mess with his brain enough for him to start hoping there's even a glimmer of a chance. No heartbreak that way.

Enjoying their fights for both the violence and his body is fucked up, but it's all Sasuke can afford to want anyway. Anything more isn't safe. Caring about anyone isn't safe, and doing it openly so they can kick your heart right back at you is downright stupid. Sasuke isn't stupid.

Naruto is the safest person in the whole school to get a harmless little crush on, a safe little thrill from, until the day his father comes home with nails still crusted in blood from pressing down on gushing wounds and it's Naruto's blood, Naruto's.

[moonylala.livejournal.com]

because i love it so much and will, most likely, always ask for something from this au, and i have a prequel to the vampire au you wrote? and, if not that one, can i have the prequel to the fantasy au you wrote where sasuke is captured and put in naruo's harem? (basically, everything from that meme made me fall in love with the boys all over again) thank you!

Vampire AU!

[askerian]

Naruto has a type. He knows that.

What they have in common?

They're fucked up.

Life fucked them over and they're hurting and angry and lashing out, barricading themselves to keep people at bay, to keep themselves at bay. He always wants to help them. He always wants to save them.

He finds Gaara in a village much like Naruto's own, back when he was human, and a peasant, and the fatherless son of a whore. He changes Gaara, so he can escape, the way Naruto did.

Gaara goes back, and kills them all. Naruto puts him down -- his responsibility.

Three centuries alone and he can't stand it anymore. He finds Neji in an inner garden, beautiful like a painting save from the disgusting scar tissue where his eyes used to be. He thought he'd make a better clan heir than the leader's choice would. They took him down a peg. Hell, the whole way down the ladder.

He doesn't let Neji out of his sight until all the people he used to know are dead of old age. By then he's used to his vampire senses enough that it's almost like he as never blinded. Neji lives. Neji stays. Saved? Naruto isn't sure. He'll always have that mask of scars.

Naruto finds Sai when Sai attacks him -- vampire hunter. Brainwashed into it. He gives him a choice. Sai says "change me", and then goes and throws himself on his ex-leader's silver cross so Naruto will live. He didn't want to live anyway. He just wanted to feel. Some might say he was saved but to Naruto it's still a failure.

Now there's Sasuke, who is terrified of vampires and who keeps bleeding himself in front of Naruto, tempting him, challenging him, asking and asking, and he doesn't want to live; he just wants to kill, and after that he doesn't care.

He's just Naruto's type. Naruto knows better.

[antigonatic.livejournal.com]

oh my, I love those two as well!

They just seem to shine on Naruto's demon side, which is the one thing that makes him stand out among shonen heroes, at least in my opinion.

[tekku-karii.livejournal.com]

I've always wanted to know what led up to renting that hotel room in Kiss Me, Stupid. :D

XD;;;; yeah, there was a LOT of complicated, original plotting involved in THAT, lemme tell ya.

[askerian]

"There, there, I'm sure it will wash off."

Sakura glared death at Kakashi-sensei, and wiped some more mud from her bangs. Of course he was perfectly clean, the only one of them to be.

"I'm not going back to Konoha like that!" Naruto protested.

"Of course not," Kakashi said blandly. "It'll dry before long and then you won't be able to move at all. Anyway, this information is time-sensitive, so I'll head back first. You won't have to report until tomorrow noon. See it as a well-deserved vacation after a stressful mission."

"Does that mean you're payHEY!"

Sakura and Sasuke shared a long, meaningful look and an unsurprised sigh as Naruto shook his fist at the empty street.

"We should rent rooms first," Sasuke said, eyeing his dripping arms doubtfully.

"I don't think they'll let us in the lobby like that," she replied, holding her arms away from her body. It didn't keep any part of her any cleaner but the viscous feeling of mud rubbing on mud was just disgusting. "Anyway, if I don't wash off right now I'm going to kill someone. I want these clothes off me!"

Naruto and Sasuke were the ones who exchanged the next meaningful look. She would have been more curious about it if a glob of green mud hadn't started gliding down her neck down the front of her shirt.

[book-people.livejournal.com]

\o/

Um. I mean... >.>;;

I kind of wonder if Naruto knew what they were going to say to Sasuke during the hearing in the clan register AU, and what his thoughts were on it. Of course, depending on whether or not the answer to that first part is 'yes,' that may not be a prequel. Granted, I'd be interested in seeing what came before that scene anyway...

If you don't want to, though, I'd like a prequel to Comrades, Coming Out, and Cows.

♥ ?

CCC~ god, that's a ficlet, not a snippet DX

[askerian]

Sasuke had given himself five dates to get over his irrational distaste. Sure, he hated women who clung to his arm and shrieked, but who didn't? Sakura had outgrown it. Other would have, as well. He was a ninja; he was mentally flexible, and that prejudice wasn't helpful anymore. Mission: find a woman he could date, rebuild the clan with.

Five would be enough; he worked better under pressure.

The first was, as expected, a wash. He hadn't expected to find his match on the first try. He didn't even bother remembering her name. She was bland in just about every way possible.

The second reminded him of Naruto, complete with sleek, thigh-length ponytails. Which would have been fine except that no one was allowed to be Naruto but Naruto. Also she couldn't take a punch, so nevermind.

The third -- Makaru Umiko, that one he remembered -- asked him out first, but in a bold, confident, non-giggly way that he could respect. She was twenty, a jounin, and too ambitious to settle down to raise children anytime soon. The date ended by mutual agreement after thirty minutes.

The fourth was a soft-spoken civilian with a slightly sarcastic sense of humor, which he could appreciate, and actually wanted to be a housewife, which would work fine. She also expected him to save her from spiders, and the way she twirled her hair left him utterly cold.

By the time he escorted Hyuuga Sachiko home, he already knew his fifth and last attempt was another total failure. Sachiko was quiet, a competent ninja, well-mannered, her hair was glossy and long, and he had about as much of an interest in touching her breasts as taking up macrame.

He could have given himself a delay, though making allowances for his own failures irritated him. He could have... but it wouldn't have changed a thing.

When he held open the garden door for her he was already thinking of test tube babies, and the relief he felt ... he resented it, resented failing, but it wasn't to be denied.

Damn it.

"It was nice," he lied, knowing she could tell.

On the way back he almost knocked Hyuuga Neji down. The sparring match they got into was utterly unplanned, utterly vicious, and left him utterly aroused.

Panting, bruised, disheveled, Neji arched an eyebrow at him, his challenging scowl, and his tented pants, and then shrugged.

"I propose a mutually beneficial arrangement," he said, cultured sarcasm in every word.

Sasuke didn't purr, but it was a near thing.

[darling425.livejournal.com]

I liked a lot of stories I read in here.
It just makes me so sad that I am unable to find where the 10 AU's meme is on my own,
particularly the vampfic.
Link me, please? QQ

[askerian]

Aww! Here it is:
http://askerian.livejournal.com/483669.html

♥ ^^

[m-a-foxfire.livejournal.com]

I'm going to be a bastard and ask for Comrades, Coming Out, and Cows. >>

[askerian]

Aha! Foiled! There's already one. >D

... I mean, you could insist on another one but I have noooo clue what would go in it. Unless you're asking for something about other characters than Neji and Sasuke but even then, hrrm.

Prequel

[(Anonymous)]

How about a prequel to the 'Naruto adopts Sasuke into his clan' moments?

or this little thing

...
4. Crossover:
"My, my, Honored Grandfather," Kurama purred; "Whatever happened to you?"
Naruto blinked at the pretty redhead in confused interest. "Do I know you?"

...which has never failed to totally crack me up.

or a "prequel" to that moment in earth country in the future when Sasuke decides to propose to Naruto.

You write so many amazing things, it's hard to focus on just one of which I want to hear more!

-Laurelangel

Re: Prequel

[flourite-roses.livejournal.com]

I SUPPORT KURAMA.WHEEEEEEEEEE TOTAL KURAMA FANGIRL AHAHAHA

Anything Kurama = love <3

[shewhoflies.livejournal.com]

Well, if/when you have time, I'd like to have a bit of the Enemy Skill prequel. If you feel like it.

Enemy Skill

[askerian]

When Zack started getting old enough for a pack of his own, he realized two things : one, that he knew everyone in his age group in Gongaga, knew them inside out already, and didn't especially feel interested in knowing more, and two, that any older, already existing pack would only welcome him as a cute, fun sex toy, or perhaps a rookie to lord their experience over. He'd never be anything but "the baby of the group" in any of them, even when they were all wrinkled, dried-out husks.

Which, um, nah, thanks but no thanks.

Also, Zack was willing to be a friend to all types -- but to share parts of his soul with, he wanted fighters. Even just metaphorically. Nothing else would match. No one else would understand.

There was the army. Boot camp, where he got along with almost everyone, and felt close to none. Where they told him to stop calling it a pack, they weren't animals -- "crew" would work as well. He found that word too impersonal, too much like work, but nevermind, local jargon, he adapted. He flitted in and out of groups, watched others pair off. The higher-ups took to moving him from platoon to platoon to fill gaps -- platoons were ten men, were work divisions, one medic and one communication specialist and one for explosives etcetera, and crews -- packs -- they were never that mathematically convenient.

He made friends, good friends. Still didn't have a pack. They were all soldiers. Brawlers, or just aggressive, or...

It wasn't just a fighter he was looking for, it was a knight. Noblesse and strength, pride, skill, willpower to match his, ideals to defend.

When he was shuffled in the rotation to replace the Goddess-Born General's mind-battered guards he couldn't help but flinch in pain.

"If any of you cannot sustain it," said the General, studiously not looking his way so Zack or the other guards wouldn't be crushed by his personnalized attention, "there will be no shame and no demerit in asking to be relieved of duty."

At his side he could feel the other guards stiff with shock and awe, barely remembering to breathe. "Nah, I'm fine just where I am," said Zack easily. "Thanks for asking, though."

He wasn't fine, though. It was so close, and yet so far. A huge, ridiculous, heartbreaking waste. Sephiroth didn't have any ideals of his own.

[phoenix-melody.livejournal.com]

I hope you sleep well! And...uh...I'll ask for prequel to the Duo-showing-up-on-Serenity thingy.

[askerian]

He didn't get a thing on his sensors apart from the normal brouhaha of so-called empty space, not until he was reaching the very edge of that funny anomality.

Too close for safety, not that he liked safety all that much -- safe was boring, didn't make his heart jump, didn't make him feel alive. There was a reason he could have become anything during the peace, and had chosen to go with deep-space salvage. But liking risk wasn't the same as being stupid, so he reached out to pull his little scavenger ship back.

And then the computer crackled at him, and an old decoding program he always installed everywhere despite its uselessness started cracking data and rolling out impossible numbers at him.

Emergency beacon.

Deathscythe's.

[kiwi-socks.livejournal.com]

The Night Teamwork prequel? :B

[askerian]

His vessel is happy. Irritating.

His vessel has been fighting. Too easy, but he lets himself be swept into it anyway.

His vessel roughhouses with that one who tried to escape them once. He adds some fang to those play-nips. (the boy shudders, a little, unconsciously.)

His vessel prances for that weakling bitch. He nudges some more pride in those smiles. (the girl smiles back, and then pretends she didn't, badly.)

His vessel is horny.

Kyuubi allows himself to be swept in it, drop by drop adding the weight of his own need to the wave, until his vessel is the one swept along by the undertow.

[phantomshade]

Lace and Strawberries please? I want to know how the hell they even got Sasuke to agree to that in the first place.

Also, I wanted to be good and not mention Crossed Wires.

Then I saw that someone already asked so I'm going to go squee over it now.

Lace and Strawberries!

[askerian]

XD thank you for the thought anyway, dearest.

He can't help but remember Sakura's eyelashes wet with tears -- humiliation more than pain, as they leave her behind at the hospital with her broken leg. Not that it hurt, but that she had to forfeit the mission and likely ruin it.

The man is a known pedophile. They were all looking forward to helping bust him. The mission pay would have been icing on the cake in that case. But he doesn't like young boys, and even Sakura was borderline too old for him anyway, so.

"I'll just use the sexy no jutsu!" Naruto proposes.

Sasuke doesn't even need to think. "No."

"Why the hell not?!"

"Too much breasts," he replies. Pauses. Snorts. "Also, you couldn't infiltrate a barn."

"Like you could do better!" Naruto replies, incensed.

Once again Sasuke doesn't think before he replies, because it's Naruto and those things are automatic. Of course he can do better. He can always do better, in everything.

"I'm glad to hear that," says Kakashi, a genial, almost lazy grin in his voice.

[flowerflute.livejournal.com]

Prequel to Sharing is Caring? -is nerd-

[askerian]

Kakashi had seen his cute, innocent, young little students hurtling toward heartbreak for a good long while now.

But... it wasn't his place to meddle with their romances. Not now, not ever. He would keep his distances no matter what. (Because they weren't so cute and little anymore, now, were they.) They were his students and it would always be a gross abuse of his authority. He was their platoon leader, not their counselor, and thank god for that small mercy.

So he didn't say anything when Sakura warmed slowly to Naruto and stopped pulling her punches with Sasuke, when Naruto's friendly hugs on Sasuke started going from cheerfully oblivious to confused, then self-conscious, when Sasuke started flinching and turning away from his teammates, bracing for rejection.

He didn't say anything when Sakura's zipper started opening, inch by inch as days went by, when Naruto decided his chest needed more tan. When Sasuke cut the hair on his nape short again, neck white and elegant. Though really, the hormones flying about were choking him. He was briefly glad they'd decided to go the experimental flirting route, rather than the emotional tearing, betraying one, though of course the first could still easily end in the second.

He didn't expect them to solve it all so efficiently, so beautifully, but then one day there they were. His cute little students, his kids.

They were beautiful.

He wondered if Anko would take a booty call. She'd be able to banish the picture out of his mind (even if she had to resort to Orochimaru-level brainbreak.) Asuma, maybe -- if they let Kurenai watch. Yes. He didn't need to perv on his kids to get his...

...his...

if it had been just sex he wouldn't have cared but they'd looked so content together. Even Sasuke had been smiling, soft and barely there and heartbreakingly fleeting. Naked, entangled like porn stars -- whatever.

None of his occasional fuckbuddies could make him feel like he belonged.

But it would have been a gross abuse of his position, of the power he had over them, as an older, more experienced man, as a hierarchical superior.

+

He should have remembered that his kids were a bunch of irreverential, stubborn-as-mules hellions, that the last time he managed to make them do something they didn't want to they'd still been barely pubescent. Now they were a little more pubescent than that.

The three of them united together? Forget "bending them to my will," he didn't have a chance to escape bending to theirs.

[uminohikari.livejournal.com]

Garou?

garou!

[askerian]

... damn. Um. Been a while. What happened there that hadn't happened in the nebulous canonish!fanon void...



Fredrick didn't care what the others thought. Angela's litter wouldn't magically cure their problems. Even if there was a girl in there, even if she lived, who the hell would she have the next generation with? They were all cousins around here, and it wasn't wishing-to-be-human to be aware of how bad that was, how much worse it could get.

Angry, he ran alone, growling to himself. Only a couple years more and he'd take Mark's place. He'd send for others of their race; they'd exchange blood, perhaps even merge as one pack. They'd be stronger, safer together, no more surviving by the tip of their claws ... hah, he was kidding himself. Even that would be just another stop-gap measure. There was only one way to survive, and it was to bring new blood in.

The smell hit him in the face and he bristled all over. Oil and heated metal. Old blood.

Young male, not an adult yet. Human. Healthy. Alone.

It couldn't wait until the next generation, anyway, could it? It had barely managed to wait until now.

Mark would punish him, of course, but that didn't matter, he'd heal. No matter how much they searched, no one would ever find the pack or the boy in their forest.

He crept closer.

[(Anonymous)]

I would say that team taka pr0n fic again, but that would be unoriginal.

Instead, how about that KyuubiNaru/Sasu pr0n from a while ago? Where Sakura is lyk rlly pregnant and Naruto chases Sasuke through a forest and they end up having violent sex in the mud? _{and um a sequel would be nice too. just because the next day Sasuke musta hurt like a bitch xD}

Teamwork: KyuubiNaru/Sasu pr0n

[askerian]

... Well. Other anon asked for the team hebi thing anyway, so I guess you get both. ♥

--

"Sasuke. Psst, Sasuke!"

He finished his kata and glanced over his shoulder. Naruto was peering past the corner of the house, throwing wary looks all around. Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"What?"

"Shh!" Naruto signaled frantically for him to quiet down. Sasuke rolled his eyes again and ambled his way through the grass to him.

"What am I hiding from Sakura this time?"

Naruto stared at him. "How d'you --"

"Who else?"

"... Oh. Um. Yeah." Naruto ruffled his hair, embarrassed. "Alright um yeah. Er. It's, uh."

Sasuke tilted his head a little bit. Was Naruto blushing? Interesting. "Hurry up. I want to go back to training sometime today."

"I promised Kyuubi a day out," he blurted out, just as Sasuke was gearing up to ask if he was trying to get Sasuke to play harem boy for Sakura again. (the answer would have been no, because he was no harem boy for anyone. Also they'd done it last month already, he didn't care how pregnant and grumpy Sakura was.)

"And, er, I mean, he did swear, and I'm gonna keep watch anyway and everything, and if I didn't trust his word by now I'd say no, no matter what, but... I'd still prefer if someone could keep an eye on him, and there's no one else who could even make him pause a minute. So. Can you?"

Sasuke didn't reply right away, less to make Naruto wait than because his throat was suddenly too dry.

"... Sasuke?"

"Nnh," he replied.

"...is that a no? Are you really -- shit! I knew the bastard hurt you more than you were saying last ti--"

"Okay," Sasuke interrupted. "Now?"

Naruto blinked. "I thought you were bus--"

"Shut up."

[(Anonymous)]

... please, please the Team Hebi porn- that's still one of my top team hebi fics :)

(is different anon, by the way)

team hebi pr0n!

[askerian]

It was funny.

Suigetsu watched Juugo bow his head, lean down to listen to Sasuke's quiet comments, eyes intent on his face. Karin was walking on his other side, sneaking a caress against his sleeve every time she thought she could get away with it. Sasuke kept going, framed by the two of them like he barely noticed they were there, while they both leaned toward him like plants toward the sun.

Yeah, pretty hilarious. The frigid Uchiha had managed to set himself up a team where every single member was after his too-good-for-you ass.

He considered, briefly, whether Sasuke had taken it into account, as a way to keep a hold of them, since they had no common village allegiance to brainwash them into solidarity... Nah. Every move Sasuke made proved he was aware of it; but it also proved how hard he pretended it wasn't there.

None of them was getting any closer to nailing him, either. Suigetsu wasn't sure what got him off, if long-legged girls and big manly guys and pretty boys -- Suigetsu had to admit he was a reasonable facsimile of such -- weren't flipping his switch. Midgets, maybe.

"What are you laughing at, you kappa-bastard?"

It was too bad Karin kept ruining that great ass with her ugly grimaces and screeching voice.

The thought popped in his head then, several thoughts actually, all together. Karin with her mouth full of cock. Sasuke's cock. Keeping her quiet and distracting him, for Suigetsu to... oh. Oh yeah.

He sneaked Juugo a look, measuring him up. Slid his eyes back to Sasuke's ass.

Oh yeah.

Maybe if none of them did it for Sasuke separately, all of them together would.

And even if they didn't, it would be fun.

Grinning, he jogged to catch up.

[lurker-lost.livejournal.com]

... So, can I be the aforementioned latecomer? >_<;;

Can I have a prequel to the Breanna/James thinger? IT WOULD BE AMAZINGLY SHINY HOWEVER YOU WENT ABOUT IT. I mean, there's newwere!Breanna! or James snapping at everyone at work and then BAM WEREWOLF KILLINATING THE OFFICE! WHATEEEEEEVER YOU WANT TO or not want to DO!!*___*

...And if that doesn't appeal, then can I please have a prequel to last year's NaNo? Ohgod Soldier!Were!Heero!!!!

PS: Congrats on finally catching up to the meme! NOW I WILL RUIN IT BY ADDING YET ANOTHER REQUEST/PROMPT THING.
PPS: <3 <3 <3 <3

YOU EVIL, EVIL PERSON

[askerian]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥



Breanna wandered off so often they didn't even panic about it anymore, they just sighed and said "your turn".

Joanne found her that day, bright red plastic rake lifted high in threat, and the usual "no, put that down" was out of her lips before she understood the bright red spread of blood on the girl's sleeve.

Then she took a step closer and saw the wolf, bigger than three of little Breanna, flattened in the dust and looking utterly panicked.

Two days later a very sorry man and his lawyer were coming by to ask how one might go about adopting a five-year-old werewolf.