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As expected, the Teamwork drabble mutated as is now a page long and I'm not sure how to finish it BUT I WILL! Eventually.
So.
Anyone else wants a drabble? :D First three requests, once again~
I need a pairing and a prompt/word/sentence, and if it doesn't inspire me I'll ask you to find something else, and of course I suck so there's no garantee I'll actually write them. XD (ps: no sex. u.u Also if you want a Teamworkverse drabble, plz anything but the baby. I think i've written everything I can write right now. And I won't spoil on cyborgverse Naruto's past.)
All taken!
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shukaku_in_drag: plz change your prompt, I can't write the first or the second ;.;
-quickthorne: Cyborgverse!Naruto, on Sasuke DONE~
-theninjakitty: I'm magical and cracktastified, so you get ChouSai AND ChouShikaIno. Sequelish to Kitty's own ficlet on her lj~
-whytecrow: NaruSasu, olives DONE~
So.
I need a pairing and a prompt/word/sentence, and if it doesn't inspire me I'll ask you to find something else, and of course I suck so there's no garantee I'll actually write them. XD (ps: no sex. u.u Also if you want a Teamworkverse drabble, plz anything but the baby. I think i've written everything I can write right now. And I won't spoil on cyborgverse Naruto's past.)
All taken!
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shukaku_in_drag: plz change your prompt, I can't write the first or the second ;.;-
quickthorne: Cyborgverse!Naruto, on Sasuke DONE~-
theninjakitty: I'm magical and cracktastified, so you get ChouSai AND ChouShikaIno. Sequelish to Kitty's own ficlet on her lj~-
whytecrow: NaruSasu, olives DONE~
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Prompt/Word/Thing: 'Unexpected Affection' (._. Good luck)
-cackles- I also thought about something Team-work-y but... MEH. XD
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Hm. Let's see then.
Pairing: Gaa/Saku (doesn't have to be a /pairing/, I'd just it to involve the two of them - if not, Sandsibs?)
Prompt/Thing: 'Sandstorm' (eh, I couldn't think of much)
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And when I think sandstorms I think Maldoror's fics; there isn't much left to say that she hasn't said already. u.u;;
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So; Hinata (perhaps with some mentions of Neji?) and... 'Blind' or 'Strength'? I really, really, really suck at prompts, though. XD; Another reason why I couldn't work with my last one. If you can't work with that, either, maybe her views of Neji after the time-skip?
Gah, sorry for making this so difficult for you, though. >.>;
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(Anonymous) 2006-10-25 09:24 am (UTC)(link)no subject
Pairing: Naruto/Sasuke
Prompt: Naruto's thoughts on Sasuke, at any point in the 'verse
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HMMM.
... any point? XD That's a bit vague. I might be able to pull out something, but I woudn't mind more of a hint ^^;;;
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Um, how about during the night of drunken penis-giving? If that one doesn't work for you, just go with the "any point" prompt. ^_^
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Naruto thinks Sasuke might be his ideal boyfriend. He's extremely fun to tease, smoking hot -- no matter that he was tailored this way, it just means he won't ever get out of shape -- badass enough that Naruto doesn't need to worry about his safety every second he's out there in the world, and the best thing : he's like a walking, talking cyborg-mechanic's wet dream. Naruto could play with his insides for days and never grow bored. And he'd have bantering while he does it, too.
Better disable Sasuke's limbs while he tinkers with him, though. Sasuke's core directives don't allow him to do any lasting harm, but the definition is a bit too broad for Naruto's toes.
Ah, if only Sasuke would ever grow kinky enough to do a partial shift into armor mode in bed, Naruto might well have a tech-gasm. But Naruto will be surprised if his personality grows enough to develop a sexual identity anytime soon. Oh well, Sasuke's still fun to be around, and still fun to tinker with, and what's even better, he took Naruto's precious people under his protection -- and this might be worth even more to Naruto than having him as a fuckbuddy.
Besides, he still makes for nice eye-candy.
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And. Dude. Armor mode in bed, oh wow, I just cannot even.
I love this 'verse, it's so interesting. And, well, spoilers aren't all that bad... *grins*
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(Anonymous) 2006-11-03 02:06 am (UTC)(link)no subject
Meanie. ;____;
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Ino blinked as her teammate hurried out of the bathhouse. "Chouji, you're bright red. What's wrong?"
"INOHOWAREYOUABSOLUTELYNOTHING."
Ino looked askance at Shikamaru, who was following on Chouji's heels at a more leisurely pace; the slant of his shoulders indicated annoyance, though. Ino was an expert at deciphering the subtle differences in Shikamaru's permanent slouch.
"Sai wants Chouji to pose for drawings."
Ino blinked. "What -- Chouji? But he's not -- I mean, he's -- I mean. He's Chouji," she finished lamely, as Chouji watched her with suspicion.
"Nude drawings," Shika finished.
"... Oh."
Well, that explained everything. Chouji's, um, manhood, was... Well. Very... manly.
Ino was still trying to decide whether the idea of Chouji posing, lasciviously naked, was sexy or scary, when Sai exited the bathhouse. Chouji meep-ed and retreated behind her.
When you didn't have a clue in hell what to think, the best bet was still to be friendly and polite. "Sai-kun!" Ino greeted him with a big smile.
Sai smiled back pleasantly. "You look like a bear hiding behind a telephone pole."
Ino and Chouji twitched together. Shikamaru sighed. "What do you want, Sai? Chouji already told you he didn't want to pose for you."
"I know. I was going to ask if he wants to have sex."
Chouji spluttered, Ino choked. Shikamaru rolled his eyes, and decided to spell it out. "Sorry, he's taken."
Chouji looked like he was about to have an apoplexy.
Sai blinked. "There's enough of him for everyone and then some."
"Hey! You haven't even asked if we mind sharing," Ino protested, hands on her hips.
Sai tilted his head to stare at her for a few seconds, with his dark, slanted eyes, his mouth faintly pursed in thought, and then he smiled at her. "Would you mind sharing, miss Beautiful?"
Ino squee-ed, just a bit. "Well, if you insist! Oh, Chouji~"
Chouji regarded her with horror, and then, with surprising speed, he leaped away from her and behind Shikamaru instead.
"Shikamaru--" he pleaded.
"Yeah, yeah." Shikamaru shrugged at Sai and Ino and turned away to leave. "Sorry, guys, foursomes are too much work."
Chouji hid behind him on the whole way back home.
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+J+
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Temari and Tenten, on a mission together. And they're also, like, together together.
Mmm. Tenten.
Ja, -n
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2006-10-22 07:25 pm (local)
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Curses! Foiled again!
Ja, -n
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Your hate is not strong enough, foolish little brother.
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Ja, -n
(has figured out how to make a nuke with chakra)
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Last, squeeze.
I don't really know how much pressure would be needed to kick off the reaction in the last phase, but I suspect it to be incredible - which would, in turn, require a proportional amount of chakra, considerably more than any human, even a Jinchuuriki, could provide by the 'normal' means used with most jutsu.
Of course, the same could be said of Tsunade's Genesis Seal...
Ja, -n
(pay no attention to the last stand behind the curtain)
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I wonder if you could use earth jutsu to a similar effect with uranium? In which case you wouldn't even need pressure, obviously, just a great enough mass. Or if there are ways to refine chakra enough to kickstart a chain reaction without sufficient mass.
There clearly is some sort of technical/scientific culture in the Naruto world, and with the way chakra mimics various energy effects, it wouldn't be very surprising if somebody's noticed nuclear radiation by this point, and started working out ways to manipulate it.
*ponders*
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Hmm. I think that might be possible, but... uranium ores are a lot rarer than water, and U-235 would make up less than one percent of the stuff you were sifting through even if you only dealt with the pure metal. Which last fact would make it harder to work with than a liquid like water, and create a corresponding increase in chakra costs...
Honestly I think that that factor would come out about equal.
The reason I, personally, wouldn't want to try a fission-based nuke no jutsu is actually that most of Uranium's compounds are viciously toxic.
As time goes by I come to think that the Narutoverse's overall tech level, while wildly inconsistent between fields of knowledge - medicine and weaponry in particular - is essentially somewhere in the 1920s. Which was when the first basics of that branch of physics were getting started.
So, yeah. I don't think it's particularly likely, but that level of physical knowledge would certainly be within the realm of what could be fudged for a story's sake.
Ja, -n
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(Anonymous) 2006-10-24 12:42 am (UTC)(link)no subject
*pokes*
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"I wanna go potty."
Heero looked down at Lena, who was tugging at his shirt, and wondered what she was doing there. Milly, her usual keeper, was ahead of them, discussing something with Duo.
The little band had relaxed since they had left the town, and were now chattering more freely, though they watched the scenery with wonder and a little uneasiness. Heero hadn't tried to use a State highway, it was too likely that gangs roamed them looking for travelers; instead they went through little roads that were almost, if not entirely, taken over by grass and trees. The trip would take a little longer, but being seen was more dangerous than being tired.
Still, the group was so slow, he spent his time circling them, scouting forward and then falling back to erase their tracks -- as much as he could erase the steps of a dozen of people who couldn't walk in a forest without crushing enough grass for an elephant to walk through, and with a puppy attacking every branch he moved around. Sometimes he rejoined them, to give Duo an update on the situation and wait for eventual orders.
And now he had a little girl attached to his shirt and tugging.
"I wanna go potty!"
Mueller snickered; but when Heero glanced at the dark-skinned boy, Mueller looked away quickly, avoiding his eyes. Frowning a little, Heero walked faster to catch up to Duo, the dog at his side giving the little girl wary looks. Lena trotted after them, not letting go.
"Heeeroo!" she whimpered, tug-tug-tugging again.
"Duo!" Heero called, made uneasy by the urgency in her voice.
The scavenger turned around. "Problem?"
"I wanna go potty," Lena repeated again, giving them miserable looks.
"... What does she mean?"
"She gotta piss."
Heero noted down the curious expression. "But--"
"She's too little not to piss all over her legs if she goes alone," Duo explained, and reached out for the little girl.
She ducked behind Heero's legs, almost stepping on the dog. "Nuh! I want Heero."
The group slowed down, seeing that the adults weren't walking anymore.
"What's up?" Alex called.
"Lena wants Heero to help her go potty," Milly grumbled, arms crossed and giving the clone long, suspicious looks.
Heero frowned back at him. "I won't. I don't know how."
"You're lame. 'S not like it's hard! You just hold her up like she's sitting, is all."
... Sitting? What for? He wasn't sure he wanted to ask.
Duo sighed. "Okay, enough. Milly, I'm not teaching Heero how t'help a kid pee when we're on the road. Lena, let go of Heero's shirt. Heero, go and check on Otto, tell him we're taking a short break. Anyone else wanna pee?"
A few hands were raised. Heero disengaged from Lena's hold and stalked off quickly; he could hear her protesting behind, but he didn't turn back. Why had she asked him, wasn't it obvious that he didn't have much of a clue? She was still wearing his shirt like a dress, so there wouldn't have been pants to get her out of, but still. He didn't trust himself not to hurt her somehow.
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"How can you EAT that?" Naruto made a face like he was dying. "They're disgusting! They taste all ICK and BWERK and PTOO, and then there's the stupid pit, I almost broke a tooth last time! No, seriously, how can you eat that?"
Sasuke rolled his eyes and picked up another olive. "Easy. I put it in my mouth." He chewed a bit, and spat the pit to the side. "And then I swallow."
Naruto was pouting. "There's gotta be a trick."
"... Yes. Yes, you're right, it's a conspiracy to prevent you from eating olives." Sasuke reached out and nabbed Naruto's plate.
"HEY! Those are MY olives, you bastard!"
"You can't eat them," Sasuke countered calmly, and popped them in his mouth.
"I haven't given them to you!" Naruto screeched.
Sasuke rolled his eyes again, put the plate aside, grabbed Naruto's collar to reel him in, and kissed him full on the mouth.
"Here. Now you have them back, so shut up."
Naruto blinked owlishly at him for a few seconds, and then his face scrunched up again. "EW! SPIT-COVERED OLIVES! ASSHOLE!"
Sasuke huffed. It was the last time he sacrificed his olives for the idiot.
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*blinks*
I thought you weren't writing sex for prompts this week. Naughty Sasuke.