T-THIRD ROUND.

[askerian]

You know the drill~ gimme a prompt, a character/pairing, first three yadda yadda. (plz to try to be a LITTLE original with your prompt; not saying I'll know what to do with a "Kumquat on a watchtower" prompt, but I like to write things that haven't been written three bazilion times before. XD;;)

People who got one today or yesterday are not allowed to request again~

-artimusdin:
-tephra_adularia: Sakura and Ino in Crossed Wires after Sasuke's interview. DONE~ bwee! I like this one. ♥
-telrunya:



Okay next time I'll think of making a list of people i'm not writing for. XD;;; Sandsibs : first on the list. Sorry but I just really suck at them. Also, all my funny is gone for today. .__.

*flops*

Comments

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

Lee and Gai, Gai giving Lee The Talk about the birds and bees

[askerian]

~__~ I don't feel cracktastic enough for that. Something else?

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

Hrm.... Naruto and Tsunade, when she's informed that yes, there is someone that can take on a kunoichi-only mission despite the fact that all other kunoichi are busy with missions?

[askerian]

uhhhhhhh. The idea seems well-enough developed that i'm not sure what else I could add. XD;;; I'm really not feeling the crack right now, hon.

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

Tis alright. ^^ *ponders* Something with Neji and Downybutt, I think. Perhaps what all Downybutt's capable of. Or something to do with Naruto and him joining the ANBU forces.

[tephra]

Sand siblings, "grin and bare it." Spelling of "bare" is intentional. ;)

[askerian]

Bleh. I'm gonna be annoyingly picky with you like I am with the others and whine about how I don't feel the sandsibs at all and all my crack is gone. XD;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; plz something else?

[tephra]

Hmm... Sakura and Ino in Crossed Wires the night after Sasuke's job interview?

[askerian]

... oh hey. NICE.

... just give me a moment to think up something. XD;;; But nice prompt, now let's see if my brain decides to work.

[askerian]

MUAHAHA.




"You were right." Ino fans herself with a pamphlet that she picked up in the waiting room. "Boy were you right."

Sakura grins. She's still a little flushed. "Hey, I told you, dibs!"

Ino sighs, a bit too loudly, but she nods anyway. When they were ten, she and Sakura got a crush on the same boy and it took them two years to fix their friendship. The boy wasn't worth it, anyway. "Fine, fine. I'll give you a head start." She smirks at her best friend. "If it's clear he doesn't want you, he's fair game, though."

Sakura scowls at her. "I'm not going to throw myself at him! He'll think I'm a slut." She sighs, and rests her chin in her hands as her gaze grows thoughtful. "He looks like he has a lot of things going on in his life at the moment... I want to help him with it, I don't want to be a temporary distraction from it."

Ino blinks. "Sakura... You've known him a day, cool your jets a bit. I admit he's the definition of dark and handsome, but..."

"Oh, shut up, you make it sound like I'm already planning our marriage and the names of our children."

"And you aren't?"

Sakura steals Ino's pamphlet and pretends to whack her shoulder with it. The blonde is laughing too much to care.

"I bet you already know what your full name will sound like when you marry him."

Sakura reddens guiltily. Ino laughs even harder.

"Stop it, Ino-pig! You make it sound like I'm a psycho stalker or something. It's just something I've done ever since we were children, it doesn't mean anything."

Ino smirks again. "If I ask you his phone number, will you need to check wherever you wrote it?"

Sakura replies without thinking. "He doesn't have a cell phone right now, but Naruto said he could take calls on his." She pauses as Ino coughs in her hand. "Ah, stop laughing already! I had to ask for the paperwork, is all!"

"And paperwork or not, if he had given it, you would totally remember it now."

Sakura pouts and crosses her arms defensively.

Ino decides to be lenient. "I know, I know. It's not your fault you have a huge brain behind that huge forehead of yours. What was my GPA back in third grade?"

Startled by the change of subject, Sakura rattles it off automatically. Ino gives her a teasing bow.

"Haruno Sakura the Amazing Super-Brain."

"Says the blonde."

Ino reaches out to mess up Sakura's hair; Sakura parries hurriedly and they spend a couple of minutes batting at each other, exchanging insults and laughing. But then Ino checks the time, and gets up regretfully. The last bus is leaving soon and she doesn't want to miss it.

"...Fine, fine, you've got dibs for now," she says as she leans down to pick up her bag. "But if he falls for my considerable charms on his own, it's not my fault."

"Hah! As if that would happen! He likes women with class, I can tell." Sakura is looking around for Ino's things, which have ended up everywhere on the desk. Sakura gives out her handful without looking, absently scanning the desk.

Ino snickers. "You can keep it. You'll need it."

Sakura blinks at her, and then looks down at the pamphlet. A bright pink 'TEENAGERS : WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SAFE SEX' stares back at her.

She crumples it and throws it at her best friend's head, but Ino dodges behind the door and walks out of the hospital, laughing.

Ino steps out on the street, jacks in on her portable computer, and checks to see that she still has Naruto's number, somewhere in the mess of her hard drive. Not that she plans on calling Sasuke.

Not yet. But one of these days, she's going to make him and Sakura come with her to a dance club or something, and then, they'll see what happens. Yeah, she totally will.

Ahh, he sure is nice to look at...

[tephra]

Yay! Hacker!Ino. :) It's nice to see the girls being more mature about liking the same type of guy.

Not yet. But one of these days, she's going to make him and Sakura come with her to a dance club or something, and then, they'll see what happens. Yeah, she totally will.

*pictures Sasubot in a dance club with Sakura and Ino* *dies* I doubt it would turn out anything like she thinks it might. ;)

[telrunya.livejournal.com]

Prompt: candy.
Pairing: Shino/Neji.

♥?

[askerian]

... Sh-shino... Neji... whut? D: Okay, you're gonna need to give me more than that, because I'm willing enough to try, but right now it just doesn't computer. XDD

[telrunya.livejournal.com]

Lol, I have never read anything of them together myself (I love Shino/Kiba), but you said things that haven't been written much... Um, maybe you can change the pairing to another one? I didn't have any reason to request that pairing anyway, I just wanted something with Shino.

Or... Shino having problems with his kikas and Neji end up helping him? XD

[askerian]

XD;;; Ah, I see. It isn't really the pairings I don't want to write over again, it's mostly the prompts. Some ideas are so common that I can't think of anything I haven't read before, and then I end up not knowing if I'm writing my own thing or just rehashing someone else's, and it bugs me. ^^;

... Shino has about as much personality as Tenten for me. D: So, hmm. I'll try to think about it... *ponderponderponder*

[telrunya.livejournal.com]

Soooooo, Gaara/Kankuro better if you want. Same prompt. You like that more? I like Gaara more and I can't get tired of incest.

[askerian]

*cries* nuhhhh! I really really suck at writing Gaara and the sandsibs in general, and i'm really not feeling them today. I'm sorry. *sucks like a Hoover today ;_;*

*curls up on and loves* ;é.è;

[telrunya.livejournal.com]

*cries too* Then... um, whatever you can think with Haku? Or just stick with Shino if anything of this don't appeal you enough:

- Neji/Lee, with Neji having a crush on Lee.
- Tsunade/Shizune.
- Something with Obito, Sasuke and Kakashi.

[telrunya.livejournal.com]

* kikais, ups.

[askerian]

Without the r, yay automatic typing. XD

[ivyadrena.livejournal.com]

Team 7.
They say that those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. The shinobi of Konohagakure never forget.

[ivyadrena.livejournal.com]

Damn, too late... ;-;

[askerian]

Wow, sorry, that was close ^^; *petpetlove*

[ivyadrena.livejournal.com]

*snuggles* lj was taunting me, too... it keeps giving me kill errors, so I had to re-comment. ;-;

[askerian]

*petpetpets* ;.;

[ultrasushi.livejournal.com]

HELLO. JE SUIS NOUVELLE SUR TA F-LIST. JE M'APPELLE SUSHI ET JE SUIS UN TOUT PETIT PEU DÉBILE. ET J'AI UNE PASSION POUR LES MAJUSCULES. PARCE QUE ÇA RIME AVEC TESTICULES. ♥

Pairing: SaiSaku (I see it more as SakuSai, but oh well.)
Prompt: PMS. ♥

I'll let you work with that. ^__^

[ultrasushi.livejournal.com]

WELL, SHIT. T____T *saves it for later*


...

*cries* DX

[askerian]

... XD;;; BEEP. Too late, sorry. Better luck next time? XD

Your icon scares me ;_;

[ultrasushi.livejournal.com]

OH WELL. I shall hunt your journal for more memes like this one. *__*

That's the point, honey. ♥

[askerian]

Alas, it doesn't happen all that often. XD I think the last time I did that was over six months ago.

[ultrasushi.livejournal.com]

J'ai toute la vie devant moi de toute façon. XD

WHUT, ENGLISH. ♥

[askerian]

... XD SHHHH. Après j'ai une copine qui me tanne pour savoir ce que j'ai dit et ce que l'autre a dit et tout ça, il faut absolument qu'elle sache même si ça n'a aucune importance.

coucou, Sera. non, on parle pas de toi. :D

... oups. 9____9

[ultrasushi.livejournal.com]

Confusing people is FUN. *__*

[gothicstargrl.livejournal.com]

I must be on some particularly strange kind of crack tonight, because I read the SaiChou ficlets and ended up doing this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/gothicstargrl/saicho_doggystyle2b.png). (I've been drawing nothing but canines for the past day or so, and the phrase "Man, Sai is a horndog!" drifted through my mind at some point, so it probably snowballed from that. XD;;;)

[rahedion-woif.livejournal.com]

That is almost irredeemably awesome.

[askerian]

omg chouji-doggy is pure awesome. *SQUISH*

also ded of lmao. XD