askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (HS_Karprettyred)
Awake at Night sequel, second part of that old ficlet about John waking up the morning after and also pancakes.

Warning for John-levels of sensitive discussion of issues that cropped up in awake at night.
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The stairs are just as easy to take on autopilot on the way up as on the way down. That means he can afford not to think or even look as he climbs, a hand trailing the wall. He knows this house by heart, every single angle and crevice, it's been his since farther than he can remember.

Hosting guests in it was awesome; having to give up part of his claim to it feels weird.

Don't say yes or no straight away, son, take the time to think about it, Dad told him, and he will... eventually. For now he's just going to turn his computer on and find some braincell-killing browser game and rack up a crapton of pixel points.

If it's a joke it's the biggest one Dad's ever played on him, but it's not funny. It's not bad-unfunny either, it's just... not joke material he guesses, and argh, he wasn't thinking about it.

Only as he passes by his dad's corridor he sees a flash of purple, and when he stops Gamzee is there, emerging from that door John himself hadn't dared to cross for the first thirteen years of his life.

His long arms are full of clothes. Huh.

"Yo, motherfucker."

John laughs back because he can't get enough of Gamzee's casual swearing. He wonders who will wear down first, Dad or him. "Yo."

"You uh, got your talk on with Hatdad all clear and proper, then?"

Hatdad. Funny nickname, only there's a touch of something that's almost nervousness in Gamzee's usually beyond-zero chill that makes John feel weird. He takes a step back in preparation for spectacular absconding.

"Yeah, I, uh. Gotta think about stuff, so talk to you laGamzee why are you holding underpants."

The troll blinks at him, then blinks down to his armful. "Whoa, hi there, Karkat's tiny pants."

John closes his mouth.Read more... )

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Mon, Nov. 19th, 2012 18:50
askerian: (demongirl_boobwave blahblahblah)
Today I had an older gentleman squirt wet, thick, lube-y stuff all over my bare boob and fondle it thoroughly.

It tickled.

Conclusion: not cancer.

:D :D :D :D

My boob was scanned so hardcore I was starting to think I'd misplaced a barcode there by the end, though. NO SIR I AM SORRY NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU SCAN IT IS NOT GOING TO BLEEP. I know, it's a daily disappointment to me too.

I am fine my boob is fine all is fine in the world and in conclusion boobs are awesome especially when they are fine. *dances off into the sunset, topless and glistening and holy fuck does that gel itch when it dries*
askerian: (HS_davekat_kismesexy)
Chapter 3: day ten

You wake to a thumping noise, Dave going ow.

You don't want to be awake, you're warm and nice and cuddlysafe, but this sounds just too suspicious. Your eyes crack open.

Bro's face is about ten inches away from your own.

"--Ghhk."

He stares. You stare back. You hate how you don't sleep in your shades, even though sleeping in shades is stupid and a great way to get them broken and anyway iShades need to recharge too. He can see your naked face, which is even more embarrassing than if you were actually naked.

Well, fuck. Looks like he's not going to take no for an answer today.

He tilts his head a little. You cringe, brace yourself.

"Cute."

... The fuck?

You blink. Your hand twitches to grab the covers and pull them up, on pure reflex, and oh hey you're stuck. You look down.

You seem to have sprouted a growth in the form of a troll.Read more... )
askerian: (HS_davekat_kismesexy)
Still Davesprite/Karkat, still post-game, still dealing with too many Striders in one small apartment, still a sequel to awake at night & assorted ficlets.

Chapter 1: Day eight

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Chapter 2: day nine

-- ectoBiologist [EB] started pestering truncatedGrip [TG] --

EB: hey, pigeon face. :D
TG: hey miss beaver
EB: how's the life of cleaning lady treating you, buddy?
TG: fuck you very much my feather duster is the best in three states i will fight you
EB: pfffff WORK THOSE HIPS, STRIDER.
TG: whoa there stallion
TG: are you trying to take my rp virginity can we keep to one scenario
TG: like am i carmencita the cleaning lady your wife hired or am i one of those french can can dancers or what

EB: you're a maid that i'm paying a little extra to clean in costume. hubba hubba.
TG: okay i can work with that
TG: who wouldnt want to polish the family jewels while in a thong and ostrich feathers for a little over minimum wages honestly

EB: i wonder!
EB: anyway dad just called from the road and i was supposed to tell you guys they'll be there in one hour barring accidents or traffic clusterfucks and whatnot.
EB: better hope you're ready for inspection!

TG: i am always ready for inspection senor she says while bending over like she bought her spine on clearance at ikea
TG: was that a cracking noise you might wonder no just threw my back a little but that way im already bent over for you senor

EB: that's hot. :X
EB: /he says while presenting her with the *eyebrow waggle* family heirloom sword.

TG: dude you suck at rping carmencitas head is like down to her knees its totes unrealistic that guys dong would be that long
TG: unless youre playing a strider i guess
TG: i have all the canon details at hand to smooth the way of your epic literary rp john you only have to ask

EB: ... are we going to gay chicken ourselves into cybering a full scene again.
EB: i wouldn't care but i'm kind of sitting right beside my dad's even more coddling clone.
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askerian: (HS_davekat_kismesexy)
The Family You Choose ‘verse (fourth in the series, first being Awake at Night — click the tag). The first three dealt with culture clashes, and Dad Egbert adopting Karkat and Gamzee. This one is Davesprite-centric.

Post-Sburb on Earth, guardians are alive again, Dirk and Roxy get to live in the same time period as the other humans, all trolls who survived are being hosted by humans.

Pairing: Davesprite/Karkat, background Dave/Terezi and others.

It’s been eight days since the end of Sburb and Davesprite is not coping especially well.

Once upon a time she got your best bro killed and your Jade died as a result and you had to leave your Rose behind to wait alone in a doomed timeline for a horrible end to catch up. It's been weird sharing an apartment with her post-Game, but then again everything's been weird. )</a
askerian: (HS_davekat_kismesexy)
This is not an illustration for a fic I am not writing, btw. Nope.

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askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
TOTAL: 22 560 words.

This represents a pretty big loss compared to the couple of months before that (I was way over 30K), but considering i've started going to weekly stuff IRL that disturbs all my daily routines and eats two whole days a week, it's much better than I expected. Let's see if the numbers climb back up as I get used to it.

POSTED
-Back to the Garden sidefic, Rose & Eridan's kismesis (oc) pesterlog (1 572 words)
-Gotta Go Fast Beat'er 2000!! - John&Jade/Karkat, oneshot (10 548 words)

WORKS IN PROGRESS
-Sunlightverse: Dave/Karkat/Jade & OCs adventure tiems: 3 483 words.
-Battlefield Terra, chapter 6: 5 388 words.
-Gundam Wing: Lone Wolf and Pilot start of chapter 3? Umm, it's kind of a, uh, chatlog. idk if I'm going to keep it. But anyway it was fun to type. 1 569 words.


And since it's after midnight here, the second this is posted I get to start NaNo. ... crap, gotta code the pesterlogs. D:

fics thataway... )
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
TOTAL: 22 560 words.

This represents a pretty big loss compared to the couple of months before that (I was way over 30K), but considering i've started going to weekly stuff IRL that disturbs all my daily routines and eats two whole days a week, it's much better than I expected. Let's see if the numbers climb back up as I get used to it.

POSTED
-Back to the Garden sidefic, Rose & Eridan's kismesis (oc) pesterlog (1 572 words)
-Gotta Go Fast Beat'er 2000!! - John&Jade/Karkat, oneshot (10 548 words)

WORKS IN PROGRESS
-Sunlightverse: Dave/Karkat/Jade & OCs adventure tiems: 3 483 words.
-Battlefield Terra, chapter 6: 5 388 words.
-Gundam Wing: Lone Wolf and Pilot start of chapter 3? Umm, it's kind of a, uh, chatlog. idk if I'm going to keep it. But anyway it was fun to type. 1 569 words.


And since it's after midnight here, the second this is posted I get to start NaNo. ... crap, gotta code the pesterlogs. D:

fics thataway... )

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Tue, Oct. 30th, 2012 20:30
askerian: (Saku_MY FIST. LOOK MORE CLOSELY AT IT.)
Subject: Oh God WHY

WHY U NO WRITE TEAMWORK ANYMORE?! It's been so long that I've come up
with my own million of drabbles just to satisfy my craving. So write
something maybe?

Congratulations!

Teamwork is officially abandoned.

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askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
translation of Aradiacestor/Beforan!Handmaid/Damara's (purposefully bad japanese in the first place) text can be found here.

Holy *shit*, Damara, you're *filthy*. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
askerian: (HS_davekat_kismesexy)
cause I know you guys care. Yep.

Of course it’s 99% about shipping. Shipping is what’s for dinner.
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askerian: (HS_davekat_kismesexy)
This is something that won't happen for possibly years in story-time.

Rose and Eridan's kismesis have a friendly little chat.

(btw Viscount Lawspear is a neighboring seadwelling lord near where the kids and trolls have settled and he's a huge speciesist asshole who's eyeing their colony sideways and prodding at their defenses atm. >__>)

Pairings are pale Rose/Eridan and caliginous Eridan/OC.

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-- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering slitheringSailor [SS] --

TT: Greetings, Kal.
TT: And as I assume you shall promptly ask, I procured your screenname and truncated name from our mutual acquaintance, the delightful Eridan Ampora's chumproll. He has taken to addressing me as Roz; this will do for this conversation.
SS: ~~> who the fuck are you
TT: I will assume you and I were merely typing at the same time, and you have received your answer already.
SS: ~~> and !delightful! what now on which planet
TT: That one I'll willingly admit was a joke. Eridan can be quite trying to be around.
TT: Nevertheless his coming back from a little outing *silent* and refusing to even *vent* you might understand was quite a cause for concern, as it is rather unexpected behavior coming from him. He is not given to the discreet subtype of brooding.
SS: ~~> did he §§ic you on me!! what do you §§ink you're doing
SS: ~~> !!au§§pi§§ti§§izing?!!
SS: ~~> I don't even know you yet for fuck§§ §§ake have §§ome §§hame
TT: But you seem such a charming young man. I could not help myself. The silvery longing rising in my breast cannot be contained. Read more... )
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (HS_Karprettyred)
Summary: Magnetic Wodka has more side-effects than you'd expect. Fortunately, John and Jade are enterprising and adventurous souls willing to help Karkat explore them.

Contains: A threesome (F/M/M) - porny xeno shenanigans (tentabulge + nook combo w00t) - double penetration (:3) - underage drinking - a horrific strap-on - being silly with video game mechanics - a Dreambubble. (Does not contain twincest.)

10 500 words.

One minute Karkat was shuffling random odds and ends out of a cupboard in the meteor's lab-kitchen looking for that mythical last package of Instant Grubcorns, the next he was standing like a dumbass on space-black brittle rock, a bottle of Magnetic Wodka in hand and lakes of blood all around.

Pulse and Haze. Joy. )
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (HS_Karprettyred)
Summary: Magnetic Wodka has more side-effects than you'd expect. Fortunately, John and Jade are enterprising and adventurous souls willing to help Karkat explore them.

Contains: A threesome (F/M/M) - porny xeno shenanigans (tentabulge + nook combo w00t) - double penetration (:3) - underage drinking - a horrific strap-on - being silly with video game mechanics - a Dreambubble. (Does not contain twincest.)

10 500 words.

One minute Karkat was shuffling random odds and ends out of a cupboard in the meteor's lab-kitchen looking for that mythical last package of Instant Grubcorns, the next he was standing like a dumbass on space-black brittle rock, a bottle of Magnetic Wodka in hand and lakes of blood all around.

Pulse and Haze. Joy. )

Hmm.

Fri, Oct. 5th, 2012 16:33
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Sasuke_But I don't want to touch your ch)
Okay, today went a lot better. the morning was still tense but the afternoon was okay. But that might be partly because apparently she got a dressing down in private and also i sat all the way at the table from her, and idk if it's going to last and if she won't slowly revert to business as usual. :/ I'll have to talk it out with people before I decide if i'm staying. But anyway today was exhausting, but not horrible, so.

and now yay fics to read. T^T-b

... also maybe i should edit that john/jade/karkat thing i wrote for the kink meme and post it here/on ao3 already. um. Yeah. ... >__>;;; maybe later.

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Thu, Oct. 4th, 2012 17:29
askerian: Wing Zero gundam rising into space with wings spread (1_Wing Zero is shiny)
shitty day, and i get to do it again tomorrow.

feel free to skip. )

Anyone has gundam wing fluff to link me? maybe ff7 or team seven.
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (HS_Karprettyred)

So I have decided! that:


1) I won't change the fanon names I made up or the little past I did develop, even if I haven't written about it yet. I'm not retconning the fanon I've already written down, so to keep everything coherent I'm going to keep the rest of it too. Interesting canon tidbits might find their way in a character's background but I'm not lifting Latula wholesale, awesome as she is, and Kheper Vantas will stay a manslut in every single version, no matter how much of a little SJ twerp he totally was otherwise. (he made way too many sadfaces when I mentioned going back to snip things out and making him celibate on Beforus. :X) I feel it'll be easier for the readers to remember that oh, hey, it's a fanon cast, if I DON'T have it half-canon and half-fanon to begin with. I got Jossed, that happens, imma just keep going.


2) Finally settled on titles for everyone! Stuck with canon where I could, in the end the only doubled-up title is for the Geminis which is appropriate 'nuff.


3) Decided that they DO have dreambubbles in the new world. Kind of. It's not where people go where they die, but it's a pocket world between this one and the next and some people when they die have to cross some of the gods' worlds, and some living people accidentally stumble onto one of the entrances and cross over and have to find their way out. This is pretty mythical. It's more of a parallel/not quite real world than a "next" world.


(I don't know if they have a final reward paradise plane of existence or if they have reincarnation. Leaning towar eventual reincarnation but they might need a bit of a rest in between. Hm.)


(also all doomed timeline versions are dead and gone and were not brought along, though some echoes of the most divergent ones might remain. There's a particularly creepy-Rose vibe from the one who stayed alon in the doomed timeline Davesprite came from. Light and Rain is not a comfortable realm by any means.)


4) Decided I had nothing better to do with my time than make up planets for the Ancestor crew. :X


List's underneath, titles included.


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askerian: (Sasuke_my WTF face let me show you it)
TOTAL: 37 061 WORDS.

holy shiiiit. And so much of it is complete, posted stuff too. holeee sheeeet.

on the other hand no teamwork and barely any battiefleld terra and zero ff7 anything. aaaaa.

NO SELF NO GUILTING THIS WAS A LOT OF WRITING EVEN IF IT WASN'T *PLANNED* WRITING YOU ARE A GOOD GIRL. YES. ;_______;


COMPLETE:
-awake at night sequel: Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts (Karkat pesterlog) (2 635 words)
-Karkat/Equius BDSM pesterlog (2 129 words)
-Sunlightverse: Blessings (John & babygrub, oneshot) (2 678 words)
-Joyride (Western AU, Karkat/Dave/John silliness) (7 140 words)
-30th-Century Night (DaveKat oneshot) (13 062 words)
-Gundam Wing: Lone Wolf and Pilot, chapter 2 part 2 (1 065 words)


WORK IN PROGRESS:
-Sunlightverse: Sollux fic: a Sollux&Karkat&Signless log. (1 496 words)
-Weirdass Jade/Karkat/Dave enemies/captives thing that might not get completed (yes i know i have a pet theme for this fandom, wow.) (3 858 words)
-Battlefield Terra chapter 6 (2 995 words)

Teasers in here )
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Heero_Garou)
Previous part. Hit the Wolfbrothers tag for the start.

Duo and Killer meet part of the preventers pack. Shitton of OCs in here. I hope they're not too confusing.

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Two hours later Duo was in possession of a clean, if still somewhat damp brother (Killer hated the hairdryer), a clean if still really damp ass-length braid (of course Killer had shared the joys of showering, and once he was done getting washed and more dry than not he wanted to be gone from that devil place straight away,) drenched civilian clothes in a plastic bag, two clean and pressed uniforms (one in a clothes bag, one on himself -- quartermaster had insisted; the jacket was okay and he was used to high shirt collars, but dear lord did he hate the way the slacks pulled too tight across his ass like they'd split if he had to kick someone in the face) and a stack of papers to fill to complete Killer's registration.

"... 'che," he grumbled to himself as he trudged after his wolf back to the dormitory. Killer gave a perfunctory flick of his ear to pretend he was listening, nose to the ground tracking some fascinating bit of ancient history. "I don't get how 'I'm from L2' explains why all my papers are either fake or three year old at best and that's fine, but when it's about you, it's all le gasp what do you mean you don't even know his dam's name how is that even possible you must be mistaken."

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