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askerian ([personal profile] askerian) wrote2012-10-22 11:37 pm
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homestuck - btw!

translation of Aradiacestor/Beforan!Handmaid/Damara's (purposefully bad japanese in the first place) text can be found here.

Holy *shit*, Damara, you're *filthy*. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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[personal profile] mitsuhachi 2012-10-23 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
...wow, I legit cannot tell how much of that is honest come-ons and how much is Damara completely fucking with people because she knows they can't understand her.
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[personal profile] askerian 2012-10-23 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Both? XD I like that theory that she's being so blunt because they don't understand anyway but if someone went "okay" she'd be all "sweet. get naked."

[identity profile] red-volpe.livejournal.com 2012-10-22 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, I don't get why everybody's hating on Damara. She's a bad-ass witch.
I mean, yeah, she's probably a villain, but so what? So are a lot of my favourite characters. :D
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[personal profile] askerian 2012-10-23 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
i havent seen much hate, mostly amused admiration. D: okay she works for the bad guy but she's so unapologetic about it.

[identity profile] vehrec.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Damara's not even speaking real Japanese, not even Google-translated Japanese, but Japanese mutilated by Hussie to emerge with the intended meaning when translated by Google. I actually went through and played it twice this morning to translate all her dialogue and was surprised to find it worked so well.

Also, don't let her touch you, she's a horrible molester who will put her filthy hands all over you. Unless, you know, you want that.
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[personal profile] askerian 2012-10-23 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
ahahaha oh hussie, how'd he manage reverse-translation like that. XD

[identity profile] gold-panner.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 10:40 am (UTC)(link)
I translated a version that tried to transfer the google-translate hilarity here (http://harmlesscourier.tumblr.com/post/34090805729/this-has-probably-already-been-done-and-or-nobody), and a version where I actually played with google translate to figure out the exact English used to generate the same mangled Japanese lines Hussie must have typed here (http://harmlesscourier.tumblr.com/post/34097653793/one-more-i-played-around-with-google-translate-to), if you are interested in that :3

I guess people's versions are all not really that different but it was fun 8D
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[personal profile] askerian 2012-10-23 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
ooh awesome, new translation! fun fun.
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[identity profile] midget-arnold.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn, that is absolutely filthy! I'm kinda impressed, actually.
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[personal profile] askerian 2012-10-23 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
innit. :DDD
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[identity profile] andygal.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
No kidding, that is just...wow haha, it may be filthier then a lot of actual porn. Well, softcore porn anyway.

[identity profile] yukitsukihana.livejournal.com 2012-10-24 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
holy shit Damara

I still haven't played the update because I've been swamped with homework. Soon, though. Soon.
spoilers what are those
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