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Today I had an older gentleman squirt wet, thick, lube-y stuff all over my bare boob and fondle it thoroughly.

It tickled.

Conclusion: not cancer.

:D :D :D :D

My boob was scanned so hardcore I was starting to think I'd misplaced a barcode there by the end, though. NO SIR I AM SORRY NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU SCAN IT IS NOT GOING TO BLEEP. I know, it's a daily disappointment to me too.

I am fine my boob is fine all is fine in the world and in conclusion boobs are awesome especially when they are fine. *dances off into the sunset, topless and glistening and holy fuck does that gel itch when it dries*

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Lolol. (No kidding does it ever itch, and no matter how well you think you've wiped yourself down after there's always at least one little patch of the stuff that you miss. Blegh.)

Also, yay! Very very glad it's not cancer.

yeah, i came home and i had to shower again. i had some in my armpit, how the heck did that happen, euuurgh.

♥♥♥♥♥

Hooray for a lack of cancer! That is pretty much always the ideal outcome. XD

Prrreeetty much though.

i coulda done without the doctor making doubtful noises at my declared no seriously i don't mind if you accidentally irradiated my womanbits with a mammography i am totes serious about how I DO NOT WANT CHILDREN ANYWAY. you'd think by the time i turn 31 i'd know wtf i want from life but no. :/ :/ :/ but oh well i didn't need a mammography anyway. so.

BUT PRECIOUS BABY-MAKING wait no. sigh.

Seriously, it would be really goddamn nice to have anyone take a woman at her word when she says that's not part of the plan. >_>

Yeah, why are people still so surprised when women don't want to have kids (I definitely don't want biological kids myself, bad back plus small does not seem like a good idea).

"Today I had an older gentleman squirt wet, thick, lube-y stuff all over my bare boob and fondle it thoroughly."
My face when I didn't see the word "lube-y".

Seriously though yay not cancer! :D *throws you a boob party*

hahahahahahahaha. >D

i tried to make it sound more like jizz without totes misdescribing it but my words failed me. SADFACE.

*dance dance bounce*

Hazzah for no cancer!

indeed! :DDD

Yay for an absence of cancer! Eurgh for itchy dried stuff. But very, very YAY for not cancer!

I spent all day mad at my boobs, but I'm glad you're enjoying yours. :D

mad at your boobs??? the poor things. were they being achy at you? D:

Yep. Achy and suddenly too big for their container. For no reason! D:<

O.O *hides my precious ladies from evil things*

Une très bonne nouvelle ! :) <3

n'est-ce-pas! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *danse*

Yay for lack of cancer!

Indeed! :D

I had an ultrasound last week to keep an eye on a benign lump they found ages ago. Follow up is next week, when I find out if they want me to have it surgically removed this time or not.

eep! will be sending good thoughts your way. D: D:

dawwww thanks!

Always good! *cheers for Asuka!*

thank you ^^

YAY NO CANCER TITS \o/

*\o/* *pompoms*

I'm glad that the test went well! I wish you continued good health!

thank you, hon ^__^

Huzzah! *happydances with you, sans gel*

aw but the gel is the best part *waggles eyebrows*

I was paying attention when you mentioned the itching, hon. Just sayin'. :P :)

Curses, foiled!

Yay for healthy boobs!

*bounces healthily* *boiiing*

Awesome news YAY!!! \^o^/

Haha boob examinations are always better than gynecologic ones. Somehow I'm going for my very first check-up tomorrow, and the idea of having to lie down, open my legs and have someone poke in there...Eeep. So unconfortable. D:

*butts in* (and that is such a poor choice of words considering the topic ^^;;)

speaking from my (limited) personal experience they do not poke you in there unless they can't get an image off the regular ultrasound wand (the one you see on TV/movies/etc when pregnant ladies get ultrasounds). so unless you're over-weight(like me >.>) or something, you should be good. if you do need a internal exam, tell the doctor doing your exam and they should walk you through it.

hope this helps ^^;

*leaves her 2 cents and runs*

Oh yeah? In France,they poke! :D

aww hon D: when i went it wasn't so bad, a bit embarrassing but the doctor was so matter of fact about it i didnt even blush. it'll be cool! shh shh.

at least you got foddled and not mamogramed. all foddling does is tickle (and itch afterwards aparrently O.o), mamograming involves (as i'm told by mother) your boobies getting painfully smooshed as flat as possible between two peices of glass before getting scanned. one boob at a time. >.<

but i'm glad not cancer. cancer is not fun. D:

Yeah that's pretty much it. Had one mammogram myself. Sucked. I bet that machine was invented by a man.

foddled? o.o i got a uh echographie? idk like they do for pregnant women. I did not know that about the mammo and am now V. GLAD i didn't get one. D: my poor boobs!

Congratulations on your fine boobs!

(Seriously, yay not having cancer!)

*dances with* ^o^~¤

Hooray for boobies!

I am happy to hear that don't have cancer! And yes the gel junk seriously itches, long hot showers for the win.

Hooray indeed. ;3 and thank you. ^^

I am glad to hear that the only thing at all cancerous associated with you is karkat.

Good to know all is well! *wipes gel off, glomps*

I am so very, very glad that your boobs are free of cancer.

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