Life and Times of Teh Asuka

You know the drill~ gimme a prompt, a character/pairing, first three yadda yadda. (plz to try to be a LITTLE original with your prompt; not saying I'll know what to do with a "Kumquat on a watchtower" prompt, but I like to write things that haven't been written three bazilion times before. XD;;)

People who got one today or yesterday are not allowed to request again~

-artimusdin:
-tephra_adularia: Sakura and Ino in Crossed Wires after Sasuke's interview. DONE~ bwee! I like this one. ♥
-telrunya:



Okay next time I'll think of making a list of people i'm not writing for. XD;;; Sandsibs : first on the list. Sorry but I just really suck at them. Also, all my funny is gone for today. .__.

*flops*

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don't know if i like it, or even if i'm going to keep it, and i hatehatehate knowing how the dialogue is suposed to go, and then losing it because i'm too busy remembering how to type on that keyboard and by the timei'm done concentrating on the first sentence, i forget what else i wanted to type.

I guess either i'll remember the rest of the scene later, or i'll reinvent it from the start. for now, it's properly aborted; fuck.

For the previous parts, hit the tags and scroll down. :p

Plz to be helping with any discrepancy, plothole, technical "nuh huh, it doesn't work that way" that you can spot. (and of course with spelling and typos and all plzplzplz) ♥

( Sasuke-POV cyborgness here~ )

So. I still don't know what should happen, though I like the idea of making a series of one-shots in this universe instead of a huge multipart. But... hmm.

I also know what some of the characters are. But as for some others, not a clue.

( babble about the universe )

So.

LIST OF PEOPLE I ALREADY HAVE DECIDED ABOUT. I am not looking for new suggestion on them, unless it's only on the way in which they fit into another character's backstory.

-Itachi and Sasuke : paramilitary androids.
-Naruto: fox-furry and a cyborg repairman. (I know where he's coming from, why, and how he fits in with the others)
-Tsunade: doctor, Sakura: nurse.
-Neji: Hiashi's clone and Hyuuga Corporation property. (Hinata and Hanabi are, presumably, Hiashi's daughters.)
-Kakashi is *BLEEP* SPOILER, and Orochimaru *BLEEEEEP*. (in other words, I already know, but i'm not telling. :D) The Fourth : *BLEEEEEEEEPBLEEPBLEEP*
-Ino: officially accredited AI programmer. Chouji: hardware-type-guy. Shika: hacker in his spare time, when he can be bothered -- still better than Ino.
-Iruka: runs an orphanage and teaches people subversive stuff about ideals, peace, respect, justice and all that.
-Zabuza and Haku: Crime lord and his boytoy.
-Lee and Gai: paramedics and/or physical therapists.
-Kiba: street-tough dog-furry, selling contraband with Shino (come on, Shino's coat looks like it's full of watches, or possibly weed) Also selling electronical stuff that Naruto builds (will have to figure out what)
-Kabuto: orderly at Tsunade's hospital

PEOPLE I'M STILL NOT ENTIRELY SURE ABOUT

-Gaara: raccoon furry, also a druggie. XD (ideas for the sandsibs job? Probably something quite illegal. I like the idea of them being the children/hit squad of a Mafia-type-boss.)
-Hinata: CEO daughter; how the hell does she meet Shino and Kiba. (but I will have to find that out on my own, I think, seeing as if it happens, it will only be as a result of the Itachi/Neji subplot.)
-Jiraiya: apart from writing porn...?

What are the other characters doing? What are they? Any ideas?

Directly following Crossed Wires: Sasukebot Meets Sakura~

No, still no real plot yet, but someone at FFnet suggested that I write a series of scenes in this universe, and hey, why not. Maybe they'll end up making a real story. :3

(I still don't know if this is going to be a NaruSasu or a threesome. Hnn. I want to write a pure narusasu fic one of these days...)

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-Hasn't been betaed, so the grammar and flow suck,
-I don't like how limited my "cop" and "robot/computer" vocabularies are. Need more words, moooooore.

reminder: Sasuke's ID is UG-7-SA = Uchiha Genin n°7. Uchiha = the type of android, Genin: the latest "normal cops" batch/series, and I said SA was stealth and assassination for his two specialties, but I've changed my mind. XD Now they're just random letters. Or else I would have to figure out why he's not with the Special Ops, and what IT means. (intelligence and tactics? but he IS Special Ops. Doesn't fit. gah, whatever.)

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*returns to her Firefly episodes*

IT IS A SIGN. I just posted the cyborg thing on ffnet -- and BAM FANART. Awesomely cool fanart. Fanart by Aiteled, who is teh awesome and has a devart gallery here

Consider me bribed.

(now to see if i can actually force that plot out of hiding...)

( piccie for meeeeee )

I am le spazzy tonight. Don't have a clue why, but wow. I can't do a thing more than five minutes before getting sidetracked.

previous entry has the beginning of that.

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if anything doesn't make sense, or you don't see how it could work, tell me, okay? i already have trouble talking geek in french, so in english... x_x