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I tried to make this one into a non-garou, actual ficlet, but it really didn't work. The beginning was fun but then it fell back into too much description and clinical things and emotionally empty boringness. So here's the script version.
Heero&wufei *chillin or something*
*Duo arrives.*
Wufei: hey th -- Maxwell.
Heero: *turns. ... huh. no braid*
Duo: ruffles the back of his head and grins, a little sheepish. It turns roguish after a second.* Sorry Heero, from now on you'll have to go to Wufei to pander to your hair fetish.
Wufei: *twitch* Maxwell, what did we say about your sex life and I?
Duo: that I shouldn't hit on you unless it's a weekend you're not working? Because you have no stamina.
Wufei: ... Let's just stop at "I shouldn't hit on you." *pauses* *watches as duo straddles the bench and sits beside Heero*
Heero: *curls a hand around his neck, fingers feeling the back of his skull. There are still short, soft locks there but he can't even curl them around his fingers* ... hm.
Duo: *quieter, a little melancholy* it was time.
*Heero watches him for a second then steals a quick kiss*
*duo grabs one of Heero's bangs and tug a little -- it almost reaches his jaw* ... your hair is longer than mine. that's just so wrong. XD
*Wufei SIIIIGHS hint hint* Do we have to have the PDA talk again.
Duo: *griiiin* *crosses arms behind his head ahaha--* AW shit! *pats the back of his head* Where the hell am I gonna stuff my lockpicks now! And my little throwing knives! My garrote wire!
Heero: wire bracelet?
Duo: ... hrrm. Better not get it caught on anything or I'll be short a hand, but why not. But still, argh!
Trowa: *was following. Actually the one who cut duo's hair* *pulls sleeve up. Hey, forearm knife sheath. He undoes the sheath and hands it over*
Duo: *tries it on. Hey, spring-loaded. Neat.* ... hm. It's cool. But I dun like long sleeves.
Trowa: You're demanding. :/
Quatre: ankle sheath?
Duo: *does a couple moves, lifting his foot like he's gonna take something there, grimaces* Maybe it works for paper-pushers who spend their time with their ass parked in a chair anyway. Ankle's really far down. ... okay, maybe not on you. >:D
Quatre: *headbonks duo* I'm two inches shorter than you are, shush.
Duo: you'll always be tiny and adorable in my heart of hearts.
Quatre: *... rubs his blond patriarch goatee-beard and staaares*
Duo: >D
*still, ankle sheath not working for him.* *also starts absently feeling up the back of his head again*
Wufei: *sighs, undoes his high-collar top*
Duo: *whistles a bit*
Wufei: *snorts, undoes holster that holds long straight knife along his spine* here, try that.
Duo: *puts it on over his t-shirt, moves arms* ... HEEE. :D Okay, it's gonna take some retraining so I don't go for the wrong place, but I like this.
Heero: you favor shorter knives, so you could even get two of them, one you take from above behind your neck and one from below.
Duo: careful here, or I'm gonna give you another public display of affection. :33
Heero: ... -_____- ♥
Wufei: *discreet gagging noise*
Quatre: *...cough* Heero, whatcha carrying?
Heero: Nothing.
... what.
Heero: *repeats* I'm not carrying.
... Gun?
No.
Knife?
No.
Sharpened keys? Steel-toed boots?
Heero: *puts his foot on the table* *he's wearing flip flops* Three dollars a pair in the bargain bin.
Quatre: ... oh my god, they gave us the wrong Heero. You're really really not?
Duo: *pulls down the back of his pants* ... nope, there's that scar right where it should be.
Wufei: *v. serious* brain transplant?
Heero: ... you're carrying, right? *looks at all the pilots. They nod, more or less bemused* then for today I don't need to.
Duo: *sudden laugh* Oh god. You really are the wrong heero. You're being sappy!
Trowa: *perfectly deadpan* His body is all the weapon he needs.
Heero: *... smirks, does a little 'heh, basically' face* ... feel free to keep overcompensating. I have to give myself a handicap somehow, it wouldn't be sporting.
Everyone: *STARE* Oh, those are fightin' words. *starts getting up*
*later, in puppy pile*
Wufei: *lost the hairband accidentally okay no Duo stole it*
Duo: ohohohoho wufeiii~ careful there. *waggles eyebrows hint hint*
Wufei : stop teasing me about heero's nonexistent hair fetish.
Heero: ... well, technically. By definition, it would only be a fetish if I couldn't possibly achieve orgasm without it. But.
Wufei: ... AAAAAAAAAAshutup. DX
Hilde: tadahh! we're here! .... Oh don't stop the orgy on account of us and our camera phones. >:) *totes documenting this woohoo*
Relena: ... -___-;;; *ignore ignore* ... you look very nice, Duo.
Hilde: *goes to ruffle it all into a total mess* huh, okay, benefit of a haircut, you're not gonna spend three hours a day drying your hair and combing out lockpicks and detonators.
Quatre: D: Detonators?
Duo: whaaat? it ain't like they're hooked up, and even if they were, where would I put 'em? my pockets? I'd rather carry the boom next to my spine instead of my junk. you know, dying instantly VS wishing you were dead every single day of your--
Wufei: OKAY OKAY we get it life would be meaningless with your ...goddamn it Maxwell, I am not getting dragged into a conversation about your junk again!
Duo: *mournful look*
Wufei: NO.
Heero&wufei *chillin or something*
*Duo arrives.*
Wufei: hey th -- Maxwell.
Heero: *turns. ... huh. no braid*
Duo: ruffles the back of his head and grins, a little sheepish. It turns roguish after a second.* Sorry Heero, from now on you'll have to go to Wufei to pander to your hair fetish.
Wufei: *twitch* Maxwell, what did we say about your sex life and I?
Duo: that I shouldn't hit on you unless it's a weekend you're not working? Because you have no stamina.
Wufei: ... Let's just stop at "I shouldn't hit on you." *pauses* *watches as duo straddles the bench and sits beside Heero*
Heero: *curls a hand around his neck, fingers feeling the back of his skull. There are still short, soft locks there but he can't even curl them around his fingers* ... hm.
Duo: *quieter, a little melancholy* it was time.
*Heero watches him for a second then steals a quick kiss*
*duo grabs one of Heero's bangs and tug a little -- it almost reaches his jaw* ... your hair is longer than mine. that's just so wrong. XD
*Wufei SIIIIGHS hint hint* Do we have to have the PDA talk again.
Duo: *griiiin* *crosses arms behind his head ahaha--* AW shit! *pats the back of his head* Where the hell am I gonna stuff my lockpicks now! And my little throwing knives! My garrote wire!
Heero: wire bracelet?
Duo: ... hrrm. Better not get it caught on anything or I'll be short a hand, but why not. But still, argh!
Trowa: *was following. Actually the one who cut duo's hair* *pulls sleeve up. Hey, forearm knife sheath. He undoes the sheath and hands it over*
Duo: *tries it on. Hey, spring-loaded. Neat.* ... hm. It's cool. But I dun like long sleeves.
Trowa: You're demanding. :/
Quatre: ankle sheath?
Duo: *does a couple moves, lifting his foot like he's gonna take something there, grimaces* Maybe it works for paper-pushers who spend their time with their ass parked in a chair anyway. Ankle's really far down. ... okay, maybe not on you. >:D
Quatre: *headbonks duo* I'm two inches shorter than you are, shush.
Duo: you'll always be tiny and adorable in my heart of hearts.
Quatre: *... rubs his blond patriarch goatee-beard and staaares*
Duo: >D
*still, ankle sheath not working for him.* *also starts absently feeling up the back of his head again*
Wufei: *sighs, undoes his high-collar top*
Duo: *whistles a bit*
Wufei: *snorts, undoes holster that holds long straight knife along his spine* here, try that.
Duo: *puts it on over his t-shirt, moves arms* ... HEEE. :D Okay, it's gonna take some retraining so I don't go for the wrong place, but I like this.
Heero: you favor shorter knives, so you could even get two of them, one you take from above behind your neck and one from below.
Duo: careful here, or I'm gonna give you another public display of affection. :33
Heero: ... -_____- ♥
Wufei: *discreet gagging noise*
Quatre: *...cough* Heero, whatcha carrying?
Heero: Nothing.
... what.
Heero: *repeats* I'm not carrying.
... Gun?
No.
Knife?
No.
Sharpened keys? Steel-toed boots?
Heero: *puts his foot on the table* *he's wearing flip flops* Three dollars a pair in the bargain bin.
Quatre: ... oh my god, they gave us the wrong Heero. You're really really not?
Duo: *pulls down the back of his pants* ... nope, there's that scar right where it should be.
Wufei: *v. serious* brain transplant?
Heero: ... you're carrying, right? *looks at all the pilots. They nod, more or less bemused* then for today I don't need to.
Duo: *sudden laugh* Oh god. You really are the wrong heero. You're being sappy!
Trowa: *perfectly deadpan* His body is all the weapon he needs.
Heero: *... smirks, does a little 'heh, basically' face* ... feel free to keep overcompensating. I have to give myself a handicap somehow, it wouldn't be sporting.
Everyone: *STARE* Oh, those are fightin' words. *starts getting up*
*later, in puppy pile*
Wufei: *lost the hairband accidentally okay no Duo stole it*
Duo: ohohohoho wufeiii~ careful there. *waggles eyebrows hint hint*
Wufei : stop teasing me about heero's nonexistent hair fetish.
Heero: ... well, technically. By definition, it would only be a fetish if I couldn't possibly achieve orgasm without it. But.
Wufei: ... AAAAAAAAAAshutup. DX
Hilde: tadahh! we're here! .... Oh don't stop the orgy on account of us and our camera phones. >:) *totes documenting this woohoo*
Relena: ... -___-;;; *ignore ignore* ... you look very nice, Duo.
Hilde: *goes to ruffle it all into a total mess* huh, okay, benefit of a haircut, you're not gonna spend three hours a day drying your hair and combing out lockpicks and detonators.
Quatre: D: Detonators?
Duo: whaaat? it ain't like they're hooked up, and even if they were, where would I put 'em? my pockets? I'd rather carry the boom next to my spine instead of my junk. you know, dying instantly VS wishing you were dead every single day of your--
Wufei: OKAY OKAY we get it life would be meaningless with your ...goddamn it Maxwell, I am not getting dragged into a conversation about your junk again!
Duo: *mournful look*
Wufei: NO.
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Very cracktastic, but I like. :)) I haven't read anything about the boys in a while. Thank you~!
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am too young fordon't even know of this fandom, but THIS ENTIRE THING IS AMUSING. XDno subject
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The entire series, available free in streaming video for your viewing pleasure. :D
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...I'd love to say something else, I really would. But that's about all I can come up with. XD
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goddamnnit I need a GW icon now é__è
It's been so long!
(Anonymous) 2011-02-08 03:57 am (UTC)(link)When it was on Toonami, I was only watching it because my brothers watched it and I wanted to be just like them. Sadly, I was also at a stage in which I was watching the powerpuff girls, and Courage the Cowardly Dog. (I still watch CtCD every now-and-then) So, needless to say, I didn't really get all of it, and most of it is collecting cobwebs down in a corner of my brain.
tl;dr: I need to get back into this fandom!
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