Garou bunny... XD;

[askerian]

So to be clear, I'm not going to write it. Just sometimes I'll think about my old GW fic Garou and what's up with them now that they're 25 in my mind (Sometimes I think that's why I couldn't keep going with the 'verse. The muses aged and the story didn't catch up in time.) But hell, the idea cracked me up.


The boys and some other undefined people are talking about the "pack" of sorts they've made, and it comes up that pumas (duo) and tigers (wufei) are solitary animals, and how weird it is that Wufei and Duo don't mind hanging out with the rest so often -- hell, Duo lives with Heero full-time. At least Wufei has his own place.

Duo says "hey we're humans too", but someone points out that they probably wouldn't tolerate another puma or tiger, and Duo is all "What no, we're humans first, I don't mind acting beasty but if I chose to, I could totally get along with a puma just fine. As a person and another person."

Heero: ...last one we met, you peed on his suitcase.

Duo: ... he scratched up my car!

Heero: Huh.

Duo: >.> he was an asshole and he asked for it, that's nothing to do with him being a puma.

Heero: and X? she was a puma too and you couldn't stand her.

Duo: that's cause she was a bitch. and she ate my fucking sandwich!! ... but I'd be pissed at anyone who does that. >(

Heero: uh huh.

Duo: -- hey, Wufei, did you ever fight someone just because they were a tiger?

Wufei: tigers are even rarer. i only met the one.

Duo: aha! and did you fight with him?

Wufei: no, not at all.

Duo: HAH.

Wufei: *does not like Duo to win an argument more than he doesn't like oversharing, apparently* ... I met her and ten minutes later we were having sex in a cupboard.

Everyone: .. D:

Duo: but, but, she was super-hot at least, right? I mean you don't have much of a libido but maybe just this once...

Wufei: she was old enough to be my mother. we exchanged exactly seven words, before and after. I still don't know her name. I don't even want to. Yes, I do believe the way I reacted to her was quite different to the way I'd have reacted to her if we'd both been human. >.>

Duo: ... *sulks* Okay, fine, you win this one.



And that's where the scene stops. kinda silly and pointless, yeah? XD I know all that stuff about the future of the Gboys world and I don't even want to write it. It just lives in a corner of my head and looks less and less like the original GW world as it goes. XD;;


And now I go back to poking at Teamwork. My god how I hate fight scenes. ~___~

Comments

[sarolynne.livejournal.com]

You're so cute. XD

[askerian]

nuuuh not cute ;_;

[sarolynne.livejournal.com]

Soooo cute.

[askerian]

nonononono ;_; lying liar. meanie.

[sarolynne.livejournal.com]

You know, in some cultures, being called cute is a compliment. u.u

Plus, you aaaaaare.

[spacefragments.livejournal.com]

she was old enough to be my mother.

what, like it matters. it could have been a MILF. xD

[askerian]

Yeah, but admitting that doesn't let him win a point off Duo. XD

[uminohikari.livejournal.com]

That is so cute. <3

I ..didn't read Garou in chronological order, so I was so confused that I never got to reading the last chapter posted, I think?

[askerian]

XD;;; seeing as it's forever unfinished it doesn't matter too much. There's a summary of what should have happened somewhere on reiyel if you need it?

.. not cute. D:

[(Anonymous)]

its kinda silly and pointless, and made of pure win :p

-general stalker

[askerian]

Hehe, thanks ^__^

[hitori-toshiro.livejournal.com]

Least now I know Duo was meant to be a puma. You wouldn't even tell before, you tease !

[askerian]

*coughcough* it's been at least a year and a half since i posted the summary of what should have happened.

[jmercedesd.livejournal.com]

Heh, I've got universes like that. You never actually write or draw anything, but the world occupies a little corner of your mind to amuse you when you're bored.

Very cute. *L*