askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Heero_Garou)
askerian ([personal profile] askerian) wrote2008-12-28 04:56 pm

GW - stupid dialogue garou bunny

I ought to invest in a can of bunny-b-gone for that fic universe, I swear.



reminder: heero and trowa are both werewolves. heero is alpha. it kind of bleeds over sometimes. It's not like he routinely orders Trowa around -- they're both independent and they respect that in each other, and as humans they are equals. Just, well. He finds other ways to boss him around. XD
Timeline: in their twenties.

heero&Duo: *sitting on terrace attached to their house with drinks, awaiting guests*

Trowa: *steps up to terrace* Hey.

Duo: heya! *waves*

Heero: Trowa. *pauses* *... sniffs* *steps up to trowa and sniffs his shirt, frowning in a vaguely suspicious way*

Trowa: *... oh hell >__\\*

Heero: *emerges with smokes from trowa's pocket* *stares at blandly* Huh.

Duo: ...I thought you'd quit.

Trowa: I started again. So wha-- hey. //_>

Heero: *has taken a cigarette from the pack, is now smoking it, making "huh" face* :|

Trowa: *snatches pack back* ... What are you doing exactly?

Heero: ... this is disgusting. *takes another drag*

Trowa: *stares at Heero*

Heero: *stares at Trowa, takes another drag. coughs a little.* Really disgusting. Unhealthy, too.

Trowa: *Stares. Stares.* Yuy...

Heero: *starts putting glasses on the table for other guests, cigarette still at the corner of his mouth*

Duo: I don't care how sexy that is, it's gargling or the couch.

Heero: *takes another drag. Shrugs at Duo in a "what can you do" way.*

Trowa: *Groans. Sits heavily, slumping a bit* Damn it. *throws his cigarette pack at Heero's head*

Heero: *snatches* *looks very satisfied as he crushes it and drops it in a wastebasket*

Trowa: ... At least let me finish yours.

Heero: It's more efficient if it's cold turkey. *puts cigarette out, throws away*

Trowa: *groans, flips Heero the bird*

Heero: *not smug at all*

Duo: Mind translating the conversation for those of us not blessed with doggy telepathy?

Heero: Hm? Oh. If it's not too unhealthy for him, it's not too unhealthy for me.

Duo: *puts that through Heero filter* *inputs nonverbal communication* ... So basically you guilted him into stopping smoking by promising you'd match him smoke for smoke and if you got sick it would be his fault? Well hell, you better be glad your bluff worked.

Heero: >_>; Wouldn't have worked if it was a bluff.

Duo: ... yeah, you know how most people have those metaphorical doghouses? >:/

Heero: ... >.>;;

Trowa: Shut up and pour me something.

Duo: Oh, you. First smoking and now alcoholism? *snerk* *pours*

Heero: *steals Trowa's glass* Just to get rid of the taste. u.u

[identity profile] hakkai-duo.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehe I never read Garou, though I am starting to this I probley should have. This made me giggle a bit, I like the whole guilt trip thing and Duo having to translate that. Hehe

Also Trowa's emoticons are wonderful, just as awesome as your Itachi emoticons heheh. You have a gift of simple humor and I love you for it ^.^

[identity profile] uminohikari.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
So you read the french version! It is what I spent the entirety of 9th grade french doing..

[identity profile] hakkai-duo.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually the abandon-ness is why I didn't read it in the first place. Actually now I am curious, a lot of your stories I really like, it's cool to see the earlier stuff and see how the writer has improved (gives someone who is not that great at writing some semblance of hope lol) And now my curiosity is just a little bit piqued *slowly goes off to find Garou* hmm..

[identity profile] uminohikari.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles* Oh, Trowa..

[identity profile] animeprincess.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
*snickersnort* Your bunny gets pets from me. I giggled and then coughed a lot, and then giggled some more. (hate being sick.)

I'm also amused by the mental thought of Heero in a collar on all fours in a doghouse. ^_^ he looks slightly peeved.

[identity profile] the-shy-wolf.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww! *Cuddles bunny instead of boys so she can't get mauled*

[identity profile] kaigou.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
you know how most people have those metaphorical doghouses?

It's possible their entire relationship could be summed up in those nine words.

[identity profile] rurounitriv.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
*giggle* I need to re-read that fic.

[identity profile] jmercedesd.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, before I even read the fic, you know what made me laugh? It's GAROU.

*ROFLMAO!*

XD

Seriously, I had to bite my lip to keep from giggling too loudly in the office. Bad enough that GWing won't leave you alone, but a Garou bunny bit you? Oh, the horrible irony! XD Just goes to show that the universes we invest ourselves in never really leave our heads. They've taken up residence and, damn it, they're going to drop by and ask for a cup of sugar!

Kya~

[identity profile] kishka-kamoe.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahahaha! *pets you* There there, I understand your problem. Heerokami can be a bit of a persistent prick. But I hope you continues to bother you. I really could use a good Garou update right about now.

Love this ficlet thing. (fav threesome 1x2x5 *dies at the thought.*)

[identity profile] jmercedesd.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. And, yes, the bit was funny/cute, too. XD Heero, you are amazing.

[identity profile] sunhawk16.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
*hides your can of bunny-b-gone* Poor little abused bunnies... just trying to bring good cheer! ^_____^

[identity profile] rochan01.livejournal.com 2008-12-30 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
... yeah, you know how most people have those metaphorical doghouses?
LOL! that's awesome.

oh no~! Bunny-B-Gone is, um, bad for the environment. The spray *thinkthinkthink* destroys ozone! Yeah! Use natural methods. Like lots and lots of carrots, to er... frighten them off. really :-D
*hopeful grin*

(Anonymous) 2008-12-31 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
I thought you might have some interest in this:

http://community.livejournal.com/ff7_oldschool/10420.html

--vivi

[identity profile] reyella.livejournal.com 2009-01-01 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
I worship you, and do believe I need to go watch/read/whatever gundum wing so I can read Garou and actually understand who's who.


....or I might just read the fic.* is a cheater*

[identity profile] kishka-kamoe.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
*cracks up laughing* I wish you would continue and finish that one! *sob* I really loved it and I want to know how it goes! *re-reads little blurb* OMG I love it! *cackles madly again.*

What's sad is I totally knew what Heero was doing. ... *realizes I've read to much GW.* u.u

[identity profile] kishka-kamoe.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
*sigh* I suppose I must suffer then. TT_TT Oh well, it's not like I should complain... I have a few dead fics of my own in that fandom since I started to obsess over Naruto and Naruto fandom.

[identity profile] lordryous.livejournal.com 2011-01-07 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
lol, 2 years later from OP ^^

this was really cute. I must say, Im probably your biggest Garou fan, dunno actually if I can prove that, but i found it aeons ago and ive probably read it like 1000 times. Id hate to say it, cause it is old, and full of plotholes and has alot of OOC-ness in it, but Id definitely rank it in the top 5 best fics ive ever read, right up there with Joe's Best Defense and GO
and God knows, im obsessed with those two.

It always is a heart break that the fic died like it did, ive tried to find other fics that hit on what you did, and its just impossible to find. There really isnt anything better in the GW verse than throwing in a lot of werewolf pack instincts to clash with the boys' abnormal personalities. Plus it had 3x4 and im a staunch 3x4 fanatic ^^.

so if you ever do write more of it, or if you start scribbling down some Garou AUs your gonna haveta let me know so i can follow them just as obsessively. anywho, im off to scroll through the rest of your ramblings, then ill prolly hit up triplet verse cause it looks just yummy

see ya later ^^