Life and Times of Teh Asuka

omg it's alive again. @__@ *pokes cyborgness with a stick*

In the last episode... Naruto knows the author of the terrifying Beach Murders; but rather than going to the police, or allowing Sasuke to help, he is determined to manage on his own. Sasuke is Not Happy.

Also, broccoli are disgusting.

( what was posted before )

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( new stuff! 3200 words )

I didn't want to go to bed without posting a one-shot i've spent all afternoon writing, but it's almost six am and i can't think anymore, and auuuugh they're talking too much why are they dragging it on and on and on auuugh.

so, to remind myself to write tomorrow! via inciting people to beat me over the head when i get sidetracked.
(note to self, make sure to edit the end because it rambles too much and loses impact. not the end of this part, i mean the end of what i've actually written. trust me it suxx0rs.)

( a bit of narusasu school-AU thing )

Of my own invention, because I liek kissies and I'm sick and tired of that stupid writing block. Rarr.

So.

Here's the list of characters I'm willing to write about :
Sasuke, Naruto, Kyuunaru, Sakura, Sai, Itachi, Neji, Hinata, Hanabi, Ino, Heero, Duo(Duo's all spent, sorry!), Wufei, Dark Schneider, Kall Su, Rukia, Orihime, Cloud, Sephiroth, Zack, Aeris, Tifa, Red XIII, Cid, Vegeta, Bulma, and Roxas. (... I might have forgotten some; if so, I'll add them later if I'm reminded. It's a good start anyway. ;p)
(and I guess if you want to, you can ask for any of my OCs, fanfic and ofic both. *eyes Saro and Jo with suspicion* >.>)

1) Choose two characters in the list. Yes, only two.
2) Then choose a mood. (content, melancholy, giggly and the like).
3) Then I write you kissies. NO MOOD, NO KISSIES.

I'll be trying for at least ten sentences of it, but it can be one line, it can be ten pages (I seriously hope it won't, but.) Yes, there are different fandoms in there. Yes, I'm totally willing to write crossover kissies. Yes, I'm even willing to write pairings I usually wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole. Go wild, peoples.

I'm going to do them in batches of 5 because I have no idea when my energy will run out, but until I close it, feel free to ask anyway, just be aware that I might not get to your request. If I start a batch, it will be finished. if not, um, tough luck? XD

First batch: joisbishmyoga (ReiAske, Happys) - tephralynn DuoSakura, (Silly) - sarolynne (Naruto/Team Kunoichi -playful) - sister_dear (Wufei/Zack, teasing) - book_people (NaruSasu, catharsis) *DONE!*

Second batch: blackheisei (KyunaruSakura, possessive) - meritjubet (ItachiSai, buzzed) - luel_exana (Heero/Sasuke, resigned) - bemysty (DuoOrihime, hungry) - nekovixen (Orihime/Red XIII (NEED MOOD!))

Third batch: twitty_twit (Sasuke/Sephiroth, super) - hiza_chan (Duo/Zack, curious part two ) - mikkeneko (NaruHina, distressed) - fujiko1601 (NejiHina, optimistic) - sarolynne (GeirLiadan, comforting (in french))

Fourth batch: nightambre (Duo/Ino, bratty) - runespoor7 (Roxas/Ino, impatient) - hitori_toshiro (Roxas/Red XIII, romantic) - schuldlos85 (ZackTifa, jealousy) - jammaster_goat (SasuSai, Jealous)

Fifth batch: vicky_v (InoSaku, comforting) - therhoda (SaiNeji, bored) - chronolith (InoSephiroth or HinataRukia) - leilia (Vegeta/Neji, cold)

Sixth batch: shadowedsolace (Wufei/Neji, surprise) - jameva (Cid/Itachi, irritated) - lady_zip (Naruto/Sai, desperation) - nobody_famous (KyuunaruSakura, intrigued) - tricia1224 (NarutoOrihime or RukiaKyuunaru)

Seventh batch: animeprincess (TifaAeris, teasing) - sabriel_sylfaen (NaruSai, drunk) - okamikaze (KyuunaruItachi, high) - Anon (Orihime/Cloud or OrihimeAeris) - aikonamika (Zack/Cloud, broken)

Eightth batch: m_a_foxfire (NejiSasuke, restless) - illegal_goddess (SasukeRukia, mischievous) - phoenix_melody (RukiaDuo, surprised) - shinigami81383 (RoxasWufei, frustrated) - bakkhos (ItaSasu, nostalgic)

Ninth batch: joisbishmyoga (Hinata/Zack, excited) - charcoalcat (Cloud/Sasuke, kindness) - tekku_karii (KyuunaruRukia, snarky) - cepheid_nebulae (CloudSasuke, nervous) - chibirisuchan (Sephiroth/Vegeta, competition)

Tenth batch: questofdreams (Sasuke/Naruto, consolation)- valles_uf (HinataOrihime, triumph)- bootoye (KyuunaruCloud, cautious)- tephralynn (TifaSakura, competitive)- icelightning (ZackNaruto, silly)


REQUESTS ALL GONE SORRY GUYS I DIDN'T EDIT SOONER.
i will never manage to write them all anyway. omg you guys. x____x

Plz don't request impossible things too much, like Sephiroth and Itachi being happy or something. XD I'm trying to keep the crack on the "strange but still sorta IC" side of things, I have this pathological need to explain what the fuck is going on and when I can't I get all sad. ;__;

Okay, so... Sasuke's interacting with outsiders, and it's mostly fallout from the previous hospital attack and following arguments, so there isn't a lot of action...

It hasn't been betaed yet, some of it might not make enough sense or be awkward or whatever, but ARGH I need to post it. ~____~

I don't remember if I posted the first scene before, but this one is edited a bit...

I'm working on the next scene, and it IS Sasuke and Naruto. And some plot I hadn't planned on putting there, but it insisted. >__> Also, I edited chapter 2 a bit to add some tiny foreshadowing. I know the thing with Neji's uncle still seems to come out of left field, it's my fault, but I can't figure out where else to add some mentions. I lose. :sigh:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2599861/1/Crossed_Wires -> previous chapters.

( the tiny bit I asked to chapter 2... )

( Sakura isn't usually physically assertive, so when she swoops in on Sasuke in the corridor and tries to herd him toward the break room, he's startled enough that he stops moving entirely -- which means she ends up not moving him anywhere. )

*^____^* nice weekend, had fun. Whee funny chats and writey things and yummy food and funny-crazy kitty and stuff. Also my tooth isn't hurty no more. Just a bit of soreness, but tomorrow i should be fine.

...I'm going back wednesday for the other (and last, thank god) wisdom tooth OF DOOM. D:

Oh, et les français, on a écrit à oeil du dragon un peu, et pas mal arrangé le scénario ^^ Bon, ce fic va pas vite, on sait, mais bon. XD;



oh and:

Give me one of my own stories, and a timestamp sometime in the future after the end of the story, or sometime in the past before the story started, and I'll write you at least a hundred words of what happened then, whether it's five minutes before the story started or ten years in the future.

first five people who reply you love it okay go.

-lady_zip: Teamwork!Naruto, 25 years later
-beachlass: best laid Plans!Sasuke and Naruto, two years later. ... XD;;;;
-snake_aes: furry AU ninjas, 20 years later
-kylara: cybersuke five years ago.
-dogdemoninuyash: Teamwork, 10 years later, christmassy thing -- plz change it? my muses refuse to work on it. ;_;

HAHAHA. ONE DOWN. ... eight to go. ;_;

Okay, so. I didn't want to write more of that universe, like, EVER, but nacchi requested, and ask and ye shall receive and all that crap. Anyway it's not kinky, and there's no sex at all!! hahaha. Will you believe that, crossdressing!sasuke and no sex. I rule. *preens* instead it's cute and cuddly and angsty underneath. hee.

( Whatever. )

joisbishmyoga: ... I just got this mental image of adult!jounin!Sasuke, who crossdresses as Saki-chan whenever he's not on missions, fully in public and it's written off as "yet another jounin nutcase." Kakashi's a porn junkie, Gai's... Gai, Anko... if I understand correctly... is a lush and a nymphomanic, uh... Jiraiya, Tsunade... They all gotta cope. Sasuke's "Saki-chan" mechanism would be WONDERFUL.
sarolynne: Plus, it's hardly like there's not precedent. Hell, Orochimaru speaks like a woman and wears makeup.

... I don't care how vivid that mental picture is. I'm SO NOT writing it. XD But -- AHH I WANT TO READ IT SO BAD. So, if anyone feels like trying? XD

It's not my fault, the bunny ambushed me. SASUKE IS SUCH A SLUT. Anyway, this is quite NC-17, and even more plotless than the first.

grammar, tenses, stuff like that? i sorry for all the replies i gotta reply to, but this fic wouldn't leave me alone, and now i have to sleep. x_x

( yay for blatant OOC XD )