naruto - birthday drabble for _sachi

[askerian]

"... seriously, sasuke, you could have tried harder. You did that just to annoy me!!"

Sasuke glared, and crossed his arms, huffing annoyedly to chase a lock of hair away from his face. "No, YOU forced me to go through it just to annoy me -- and what's wrong with it, anyway?"

"As if you can't tell!!!" Naruto yelled back, and shaped a few hand seals quickly. "See, you did it all wrong!"

Sasuke's eyes crossed and he leaned back on the bed, grumbling. "Naruto, get out of my face."

"Not as long as you don't do it again -- and correctly this time!!"

"What's WRONG with it anyway?!" Sasuke finally yelled back, shoving Naruto off him. "I can't SEE what's wrong, so tell me!!"

"They're TINY, that's what's wrong!"

Sasuke's eyebrow twitched. Then he scowled. "You're badgering me because my stupid breasts are too small?!"

"Well yeah!! if it's to be just as flat-chested as when you're a boy, what's the point of using the sexy no jutsu?" Naruto asked, waving his arms for emphasis. Sasuke narrowly avoided getting knocked out by his bouncing breasts.

"The point is that you nagged me into being a girl, and I'm humoring you here, because in case it failed to escape your notice, I don't find this sexy in the least!!!"

"Oh, come on, you'd finally have a valid reason to wear lipstick and nailpolish -- OW!!"

"I don't wear --"

"You so do!! And you look like a little girlyboy too, with your pretty face and your eyeliner and -- oh, you're such a pretty little fag, Sasuke..."

"... fag yourself, you -- mmmh -- you... half-fag... moron..."

"Mhhhn... 's called being bi..."

"'s called being a perv -- god, do that again or i'll kill you!"

Chuckles. Moans. Whispers -- a scream.

"... So... will you be a girl for me again, Sasuke?"

Sasuke gave Naruto a long, pondering look, which would have made Naruto squirm uncertinly if he hadn't still been red, flushed and sweaty. "... mmh... so long as you stay a man for me, I think we have a deal."