naruto - birthday drabble for _sachi

[askerian]

"... seriously, sasuke, you could have tried harder. You did that just to annoy me!!"

Sasuke glared, and crossed his arms, huffing annoyedly to chase a lock of hair away from his face. "No, YOU forced me to go through it just to annoy me -- and what's wrong with it, anyway?"

"As if you can't tell!!!" Naruto yelled back, and shaped a few hand seals quickly. "See, you did it all wrong!"

Sasuke's eyes crossed and he leaned back on the bed, grumbling. "Naruto, get out of my face."

"Not as long as you don't do it again -- and correctly this time!!"

"What's WRONG with it anyway?!" Sasuke finally yelled back, shoving Naruto off him. "I can't SEE what's wrong, so tell me!!"

"They're TINY, that's what's wrong!"

Sasuke's eyebrow twitched. Then he scowled. "You're badgering me because my stupid breasts are too small?!"

"Well yeah!! if it's to be just as flat-chested as when you're a boy, what's the point of using the sexy no jutsu?" Naruto asked, waving his arms for emphasis. Sasuke narrowly avoided getting knocked out by his bouncing breasts.

"The point is that you nagged me into being a girl, and I'm humoring you here, because in case it failed to escape your notice, I don't find this sexy in the least!!!"

"Oh, come on, you'd finally have a valid reason to wear lipstick and nailpolish -- OW!!"

"I don't wear --"

"You so do!! And you look like a little girlyboy too, with your pretty face and your eyeliner and -- oh, you're such a pretty little fag, Sasuke..."

"... fag yourself, you -- mmmh -- you... half-fag... moron..."

"Mhhhn... 's called being bi..."

"'s called being a perv -- god, do that again or i'll kill you!"

Chuckles. Moans. Whispers -- a scream.

"... So... will you be a girl for me again, Sasuke?"

Sasuke gave Naruto a long, pondering look, which would have made Naruto squirm uncertinly if he hadn't still been red, flushed and sweaty. "... mmh... so long as you stay a man for me, I think we have a deal."

Comments

[joosetta.livejournal.com]

*LOVES*

[askerian]

*loved* :3

[kayoko.livejournal.com]

*laughs*
gawd, you just love to get Sasuke to get in touch with his feminine side,don't you? XD

*loves*

[askerian]

XD i just love him admitting that he likes being uke. the little slut. *snerk*

[edenfalling]

Big boobs may be good for sex and stuff, but I'd like to see Naruto try fighting while he's using Sexy no Jutsu. We can see where his priorities are. :-)

[askerian]

XD i think if he had to fight he'd revert -- provided he's fighting straight girls or an uchiha (teh ghei is strong with these ones). XD anyone else would be dead of nosebleed.

[nacchi-camui.livejournal.com]

X3 yay for girly!Sasuke !! (..............................Saki-chan..? *pokes pokes*)

[askerian]

*BITES* HNNN. no.

[nacchi-camui.livejournal.com]

*is bitten* ;____;

[toki-usagi.livejournal.com]

*glomp* Should tell you about my Naruto/Sasuke dreams I should... *goes to dunk head in a bucket of cold water*

[askerian]

yes, you should. *waits* *.*

[toki-usagi.livejournal.com]

*cackle* You mean other than the excessive amounts of yaoi sex?

[windshades.livejournal.com]

^_^ hahahaha...great, just great!

[askerian]

thankies! ^^

[questofdreams.livejournal.com]

ah! *love!!* (picture Lee sending you hearts)

You write the best sexy no jutsu Sasuke XD!!!

[askerian]

*happys* :3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3

ne, whose turn is it to write back? i forget. x_x;;;;;; (do we even have an email left to keep replying to?)

[questofdreams.livejournal.com]

.....huh? XD...did I miss something? email? *glomp*

[askerian]

*headdesk* wrong reply (well, wrong end of reply). that will teach me to reply to ten people at once, i guess.

if you want to email, though, i see no problem ^____^

[bobangk.livejournal.com]

"Oh, come on, you'd finally have a valid reason to wear lipstick and nailpolish -- OW!!"

*Fallsover laughing*

[askerian]

*tries to look innocent*

[iniq.livejournal.com]

And you look like a little girlyboy too, with your pretty face and your eyeliner and -- oh, you're such a pretty little fag, Sasuke...

XDXDXD

I love how Sasuke stutters by the end. Mmm, very sexy. *___*

[askerian]

haha, knew you'd like that line, you perv. *cuddlelicks*

[aconite.livejournal.com]

EEEE! *LOVES*

*this user is incoherent due to SQUEEEEE*

[askerian]

*snort* that's what you call a review? Ingrate. XP

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

X3 *amused* *also out of class for today*

[askerian]

hehe ^__^

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

^__^ and now...since i've been in class for ALLLL this time....

nappy poo. whoopee.

[stripedpetunia.livejournal.com]

*loves*

[askerian]

*loves back* :3

[maldoror-gw.livejournal.com]

*snicker snort* I like the way the conversation becomes interestingly incoherent towards the end ^__^;

[rainbowlasers.livejournal.com]

"'s called being a perv -- god, do that again or i'll kill you!"

rolf!!!! The little slut.

Love it. **luvs**

And yes, Sasuke _is_ a pretty girly-boy. Woohoo, Naruto- screw him silly!!! **cheers**

[chibijadeindigo.livejournal.com]

I don't know is this is sad...but every time I read your things no matter what they are...they make me want to get laid. And I'm a virgin!!!

[silverkiiri.livejournal.com]

::pervy happiness::
::lurves you::

[morgan-idril.livejournal.com]

Was gonna pick some really great line and squeee over it but fraid I'll just have to squeee over it all. Just damn brilliant and hot and oooo, yeah, baby, wow.
Your Naruto and his insistence in Sasuke being a girl for him is hot, warped, oh and damn hot. to say nothing about Sasuke doing it for him. LOl. More please.

Your icon is great. Drooling cause I do think it is Sasuke dancing for Naruto....hmmm?

[lissiel.livejournal.com]

I love naruto getting called a half-fag. That fucking cracks me up something awful. I want you to know it's my new favorite euphamism for being bi: we need more creative ones like that.