Life and Times of Teh Asuka

You guys should not let me meme. I never finish all the prompts. I always end up with another brand new 'verse or three added to my load. I am bad with memes. baaaaaaad.

I'm blaming hiza_chan somehow. I was reading her genderswitch meme and then I was like OMG WANT. But I don't feel imaginative enough to write genderswitch ANYTHING, needs some limits...

Then I started wondering what would be different in teamwork if Sasuke was born a girl.


Give me one of my fics (anything I've posted in english, be it Teamwork, Restore, the Swingersverse, ofic... or one of those drabbles I wrote months ago *), give me a character to genderswitch (two max), give me a writing prompt (a word? a moment in time? a sentence? an action? note, I don't do well with poetic prompts. Hell, the prompt is optional. I might whine if inspiration doesn't come, though.)
* (apart from the stuff I posted nowhere but in that "what's in your files?" meme. That stuff's disqualified.)

Basically I'll write a ficlet inside a genderbent!AU of my stories. (I'd prefer a born the other gender AU than a temporary genderbending, actually .__.) I don't have the brains to manage brand-new verses or fun and different explanations for genderflipping right now.

Hopefully I'll manage to write you something. I'll do my best. I just. ngh. genderbending. I can't stop myself. I'm a memeholic.

TEAMWORK: Sasuke is a girl
Sasuke is knocked up.
Sexy no Jutsu

TEAMWORK: Naruto is a girl, Sakura is a boy
pregnant!Naruto, people's reactions
boy!Sakura introspection (some preg!girl!naruto)
Baby's First Ultrasound.


TRIPLETSVERSE: girlSasuke - transformation, not always-was-a-girl
Let's blame Kyuubi.

TRIPLETSVERSE: Naruto is a girl (Naru is a boy, Kyuubi is a woman), Hinata is a boy, Neji is a girl.
girl!Naruto introspection (girl!kyuubi, boy!naru)
Bathhouse: boy!Hinata, girl!Naruto, boy!Naru, girl!Kyuubi.
GirlKyuubi/GirlNeji, Dat Ass Comparing Curves. ...♥
GirlNaruto, Naruhiko & girlKyuubi try to comfort each other post-Sasuke giving them the slip again.


FF7: RESTORE: Sephiroth & Cloud are women, Tifa and Aeris are men
girl!Sephiroth in Wutai.
girl!Sephiroth & boy!Aeris (+ some background girlCloud&boyTifa)

FF7: RESTORE: random
Girl!Zack/Aeris/Sephiroth, flirting.


FF7: STEAL: random
FF7 Steal: Girl!Sephiroth & the babies.
FF7: Steal: Girl!Kegarr & Zack discussion.


FF7: ENEMY SKILL
FF7 Enemy Skill: GirlCloud, Sephiroth POV.


GW: NEWTYPE
Newtype: Wufei POV on GirlHeero.

BLEACH: THE CLOSET
Bleach: The Closet: Boy!Rukia.


THIS MEME IS CURRENTLY NOT TAKING NEW PROMPTS. No guarantees but all prompts already posted will be given a good try.

I'm going to spoil you guys at this pace. u.u

Hair
Kegarr
waking up/early morning
Mother-henning
Child Support

This picks up right where Child Support left off.

( Mwahahaha. )

Mergh rehashing canon. :/

By the way, Cloud's daemon is a cuahl.


( Skally's front claws were hooked deep into his wrists, a double pawful of them, needle-sharp, almost strong enough to nick bone. For a second he almost thought she was going to manage to keep him from falling. )

That's the oneshot series where Zack runs off with five Seph half-clones in tow. Follows everything else so far. You'd better not have missed this one in particular.

(this is a case of me having a prompt (in this case, child support) and then writing and writing until it, uh, more or less slipped out of my mind. oops. XD let's pretend it still fits.)

Also, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHA. mwahaha. haha. >D

( Child Support )

For the polyship Advent prompts: prompt 8, Ice and Snow.

Sephiroth POV, divergent timeline. SephZackCloudAeris polyamorous tangle.

Is it a mission disguised as a vacation? Or a vacation disguised as a mission? When Rufus is involved, who knows. At Icicle Inn, Sephiroth gets in some bonding time with his Significant Other, and his Significant Other's own Significant Others. (now say that three times fast.)

Fic's a little messy IMHO because of course I started with "i'll just write a quick 500 words ficlet at Icicle Inn" and ended up with tons of background and scenebits and god knows what that I had to somehow stuff in one scene or else I wouldn't be done before december next year, BUT. I still like it.

( Once Removed )

This one is after Zack finds out about the clones but before he goes on the run with them and way before Seph catches up. It wasn't anyone's request, but Gabe's other father knocked at the door and said he wanted to say his piece anyway.

Damn but this story is going to need a tag of its own at this rate.

1 300 words.

( Ulweiss and Galevik were both dead. He knew nothing about Ulweiss's family, the man cut down in Wutai when Zack was still a just-promoted Second Class newbie, but he knew about Galevik, because he hadn't died in action. He'd died at home, in his bed, asphyxiated along with his lovely wife of two months by a faulty heater. Turned out even a SOLDIER couldn't magically shake off carbon monoxide poisoning. )

I have such poor impulse control. But nevermind. It's suzukiblu/white_knuckle's fault. There I was, re-reading her old memes, and that one jumped at me and smacked me in the face.

Give me a pairing (or threesome if you insist) and a prompt (mood, place, object, etcetera). I'll write you something about their kid(s).

Fandoms: Naruto, GW, FF7, DBZ. Possible future kids in existing fic-verses allowed, except for Teamwork's first two Team 7 kids. 'cause, well, spoiler. No real objection to writing several times about the same kid either, so long as my imagination doesn't stall on it.

caveats:
-I make no promise to actually write them, though I do promise I'll try. My inspiration is a fickle, contrary thing in the first place and when I try to force it I get writer's block instead.
-I really suck at poetic/abstract prompts.
-If you give me a slash pairing but don't want/like mpreg, say so. It's not my default kid-giving choice, but still one of them.


NARUTO
Uzumaki Inoe (Naruto/Ino), bed
Sobami (Udon/Moegi), bus, frustration
Hoshigaki Koushin (Itachi/Kisame), blood (mpreg, creepy)
Uchiha Taimi (Anyone/Itachi), grocery shop -- Uchiha Taimi (Itachi/Tamaki), Tedium NEW
Uchiha Kaiki (Itachi/Sasuke), candles -- Origins (genderbending, woohoo dysfunctional) --
Terumii Keina (Tsunade/Mizukage), diplomatic relations
Takashi (Naruto/Sasuke, Locker Room Therapy), runaway
(Hinata/Sakura), shield

GUNDAM WING
Ben Maxwell-Yuy (Heero/Duo), Nightmares -- Ben and Shawn Maxwell-Yuy, Prospective Mate NEW

FINAL FANTASY 7
SXB-01 through 05 (Sephiroth/Zack), hair -- SXB-01 (Zack) Waking up / early morning -- Mother Hen-ning --

DRAGON BALL Z
Tanegaarlzp Irlitt (Trunks/Goten)

DETECTIVE CONAN - MAGIC KAITO
(Kid/Conan, black)

Prompts closed for now, might reopen! Now to catch up a bit on everything I need to write...

- Back from vacation! i'm still alive! i'm alone at home! oh god please, parents, don't come back early like you did last year. After a week sharing one house with two sets of uncles&aunts + the grandma, and sharing my bedroom with a boycousin who has severe allergies to dust and spent ALL NIGHT coughing and spitting, I just might bite.

Oh, my home. My lovely, empty home. T^T *twirls like a ballerina*


- aaaaaaaa turning 29 soon oh god only one year before the big 30, i can't be 30, i'm 22 at most, honest. D: where did the years go?

- aaaaaaaaaaaaaa losing my LJ icon extension pack soon oh god no, not my icons. Where did my icons go?

/subtle asuka is subtle. come on guys, i'll draw you a chibi or something? >.> *beg beg*


-I wrote! ... but, well, yes, some tripletsverse but nothing got completed so I can't post it. I am a sad Asuka. But I did write Teamwork and Restore things. :D Posting the first scene of the Restore thing because all of the rest needs SEVERE EDITING, but it's here, it exists! Woohoo.

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( Se-phi-roth~ nananana~ man but i missed writing him. )

phoenix_melody wrote more of the Naruto Zombie AU based on my ficlet-thing. *__* (actually i might have forgotten to pimp the previous part... can't remember. Anyway.) It keeps being shinyshinyyay.

pochybubblytea created a community for Itachi/Shisui fans! bitter_nakano~ w00t Uchiha hotness. I don't write for them but I do like the idea, and I figure at least a small portion of you guys will be interested... XD

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And the fic!

Character introspection, 492 words. Not what I was trying to write, but it's what came, so.

Warning for mention of sexual assault.

( pre-game, Aeris & her staff )

As always, unbetaed so if you find anything wrong and you feel like it, please do point it out.

POV's Denzel and i'm ambivalent about it. On one hand, it shows interesting things about other avalanche members, and some things that Tifa or Cloud wouldn't see the same way. On the other hand, I feel like it's so slow-moving and booooooooooring argh I want sephiroooooth *wails* ... but that's mostly just me whining about it. don't mind me. If I have nothing to complain about then i'm not happy. XD;;;

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( Denzel )