askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (NaruGaara_Chibi furries_headchomp!!)
askerian ([personal profile] askerian) wrote2010-09-16 07:49 pm

T^T

Teamwork!Gaara muse: Hi.

Asuka: Hi -- HOLY MOTHER OF GOD YOU ACTUALLY EXIST.

t!Gaara: =___=

Asuka: ... okay, you exist. What do you want?

t!Gaara: A scene with Naruto.

Asuka: Uh, I would if I had an idea for it, but--

t!Gaara: I have one. *shows*

Asuka: ... SO YOU DO!! :D :D :D omgbwee. Wait a second, I just have to start up Microsoft Word and open the Teamwork file... Ahh, there we are. So first you say that, and then ... what's next again?

... Gaara?

GAARA YOU COME BACK FROM LIMBO RIGHT THIS INSTANT. I AM GOING TO BE VERY CROSS AT YOU IF YOU DON'T GAARA. I'M SERIOUS.

Do not do this to me. I'll. I'll sic Sasuke on you! >:(


.... I'll... make it so... he'll have a reason to get jealous of you? A tiny bit? ... come on, you know you'd like that. Gaara?


Gaara?




aw, fuck.



edit:

JoIsBishMyoga: DDDDDDDDD:
JoIsBishMyoga: AKATSUKI YOU GIVE GAARA BACK RIGHT THIS INSTANT
Askerian: T^T
JoIsBishMyoga: HE HAS TEAMWORK TO DELIVER TO ASUKA
Askerian: OH RIGHT THEY WERE GOING TO DISCUSS AKATSUKI
Askerian: :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D !!!!
Askerian: ... still don't remember what they'd actually SAY about it, but you know. with the topic... it's kind of easier to fake it. XD
Askerian: *twirls you*
JoIsBishMyoga: *is twirled until dizzy!*
Askerian: ^o^ magic-jo is magic



Askerian: How about a Twilight crossover? 17 year old Meredith Rodney McKay goes to the town of Forks, Washington (for whatever reason the author chooses), and is instantly attracted to the mysterious 17 year old John Sheppard and his family. He doesn't know that they're vampires! John is like Edward: he can read people's minds, all except Rodney's. And Rodney is his Singer: his blood is more tempting to John than any others.

NOOO NO NO NO NO
JoIsBishMyoga: neglsfgWAT
JoIsBishMyoga: WATWATWAT
JoIsBishMyoga: WHERE DID YOU SEE THAT
Askerian: summary
Askerian: looking for a fic i read some time ago
Askerian: waugh
JoIsBishMyoga: Okay. Okay. Hold on, let me attempt to picture this.
JoIsBishMyoga: *watches McKay bitch out the entire town, insult all the teachers for their stupidity and incompetence, verbally lay the smackdown on the not-Cullens for being improper vampires -- seriously, you sparkle! you all turn white on becoming bloodsuckers! oh my GOD where is Buffy when you need her? there is a severe lack of hot blondes staking your asses! --- and then build a vampire-killing nanovirus*
JoIsBishMyoga: or a machine or something
Askerian: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Askerian: I WISH

Askerian: pff ficlet about the guys finding a puppy
Askerian: "Do you really think Elizabeth will let you keep him?" Rodney asked, suddenly concerned."Sure," John said easily. "She let me keep Ronon."
JoIsBishMyoga: hah

Askerian: McKay gripes, "I'm a research scientist. I fire lab technicians, not projectile weapons."
Askerian: XD
JoIsBishMyoga: LOL
JoIsBishMyoga: He could do both. Skeet shootin' style. Pull! *lab tech goes flying, aaaaaa* *BANG!*
Askerian: hahahahaha. XDDDD
Askerian: this needs to be a fic



alas i've been binging on several rec sites that I JUST found and am unable to remember which fics I pulled the quotes from. ~___~ You know how it is, you open up one rec site and they have links for OTHER rec sites and suddenly it's five hours later and your head is asplodin' with all the ficcage you've forced through.

I hope I can manage to break away before tomorrow morning, I kinda need to be awake and functioning tomorrow afternoon. Hello, I am Asuka and I am a ficaholic.

[identity profile] venia.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Nuooo keep him!! >__< Tie him up or something!! *Q*

[identity profile] antigonatic.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
awww, Gaara, don't go! I really loved you in the scene at the beach...

[identity profile] mika-kun.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Clearly you should just leave the teamwork file open all the time.... :P
ext_77486: (OH NOEZ!)

[identity profile] na-no-nai.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
appropriate icon is appropriate.

[identity profile] quoth-the-ravyn.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
... that's so sad.

[identity profile] aubuyn.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] chibirisuchan.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
XDDDD Just so long as you don't sic this gif's version of Sasuke on him:

Beware chibisuke's leet ninja skillz! ....or something. (http://penguinfaery.livejournal.com/313071.html)

(spotted on flist, thought you might get a laugh...)

[identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I approve of all scenes with Gaara. Dangle Naruto naked in front of him or something! Get him back!

[identity profile] lurker-lost.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I REALLY HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS. DDD< try not to beat yourself up over it... ^^;;

[identity profile] kitty11chan.livejournal.com 2010-09-21 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Gaara! Please come back!

[identity profile] sara-the-lazy.livejournal.com 2010-09-27 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, sucks that Teamwork!Gaara muse didn't come out to play for longer... that has to be so frustrating.

That fic idea sounds... wow. I have no words.

I live in Washington now and a joke was made about Forks at my University's convocation (opening ceremonies for new students) (the speaker was talking about the diversity of where different people came from and said "We have 3 students from Forks... I'm not even going to touch that")... took me a minute to get it but I facepalmed.

Ficaholism is a serious issue... but fics are so delicious and intoxicating!