sasunarusakuhinakaka crack ficlething.

Never has my icon been more appropriate.

Mmm, Sasuke/Naruto/Sakura/Hinata/Kakashi.

Yeah, really.

See, I was at this forum, and we were listing our fave threesomes and foursomes and.

Well.

I found a soulmate, who introduced me to the wonders of narusasusakukaka and narusasusakuhina. BUT I COULDN'T CHOOSE WHICH I LIKED BEST. ;____;

So of course I wrote both in one. u.u

(relax, it's crack, not porny. XD It's also unpolished and unbetaed, be warned.)

( This is a threesome, Uzumaki, not a walk-in harem! )

itasasu vampirefic - chapter 1 scene 1

I need a title for this fic. And I was sort of writing the scene I needed info for, yesterday, but I'm still not done with it -- it's too warm to concentrate on fighting choregraphy in here -- so I'mma gonna be a cheap h0r and only post the beginning. Hopefully I'll manage to complete the second scene tomorrow.

BTW in this fic Itachi became a vampire when Sasuke was 12-13, not 8. That way, I can respect the five-year difference, and have Itachi not stuck looking like a 13 year old for the rest of his unlife. XD Sasuke is in his twenties now, so they look about the same age. (hell, biologically, Sasuke is older, since Itachi died at 18. funfun. I need to write a scene about that at some point. XD)

As always, if you spot weird grammar, spellings, or plotholes, please tell me?

( ch.1 sc.1 )

teamwork babblething...

My Teamwork bunnies just informed me that it's been way too long since Kyuubi possessed Naruto and was allowed to run around a bit.

But after the end of Teamwork2, even if Naruto doesn't go "WTF no way you bastard-traitor", the ANBU will have a problem with it. So. Hrrm. *ponderponder* Maybe a melding ficlet would be enough... >_> And I do have this Inuzuka clan w/Kiba&Hinata scene I had planned... Problem being, of course, that this is pretty much all I know about what actually happens. I can't see the scene at all. Why must Kiba and Hinata inspire me so little. T__T Any suggestions as to how Inuzuka-mommy can teach Naruto how to use his senses and instincts? Examples? actions?

Also, I still need a transition scene for Sasuke. I did Sakura's with Tsunade, I need to write Naruto and the Inuzuka... Who could Sasuke deal with that's not a member of his team? I started something, but 1) it was introspection, and got kinda boring after the first twenty lines or so, and 2) it was about Sasuke and dead people. How pitiful can you get, Sasuke. Do you really know no one else. XD

I like some of it, but I have no earthly clue where it's going. i've been poking at it for the last three months and I still have no clue, so I'm going to post the draft here and if you people get an idea, maybe you can tell me. Because otherwise I'll have to scrap it. ;_; (i'm not adverse to cutting out rambly bits, amputating the end, or anything like that. Where does it start to drag on for you? How could I fix it? What could actually HAPPEN, even if it's not actually an action but only a new thought in Sasuke's head?)

( Sasuke : ghosts )