teamwork-flavored crack XD

So ladyonyx was listening to me babble on about yet another stupid Teamwork-futurefic bunny where I angst the fuck out of Sasuke for no reason other than he's pretty when he cries. (said bunny will probably never be written as it is a stupid wangst-fest with no plotty justification)

And then the convo slid over to Team Seven kids.

And then -- well, apparently either Naruto rubbed off on Sasuke A LOT during these five-to-ten years, or I need to lay off the crack they did some sort of bizarro fusion à la DBZ, in which case what should I call him/them? Naruke? Sasuto? Whatever.

askerian: meanwhile the council is trying to discreetly prod sasuke into either divorcing his wife or taking concubines. u.u
askerian: "zhomg you're going to have nothing but bastards!! your wife cheats on you!"

"... noooo, really?"

*to Sakura* "honey, did you cheat on me with my lover?"

"what can I say, he's good in bed."

"that he is. Alright, carry on."

askerian: see, they have no problem with sasuke having a male lover on the side, as long as he has kids
askerian: but his wife! risking getting pregnant by non-uchihas! D:

*random councilman with High Hopes* "my very proper, well-raised little girl would never behave like that. She would love popping out a kid per year and twins on leap years. Also she would stay home and cook so you can go do manly stuff like getting half-killed on missions. u.u *hint hint*"

sasuke: ... >_> But would she do me with a strap-on.

council guy: ... DDDDDDDDD:
...
.................. well... she would be a very dutiful wife. u.u;;;;;;;;;;;;;

sasuke: she doesn't have enough chakra control for a lasting sexy no jutsu. No dice.



... u_____u;;;; go Sasuto, go!


edit: ( ZOMG KISHIMOTO IS A FINAL FANTASY 7 FAN. )

teamwork 2 chpt.6, tidbit n° 1564814577 or something.

next tidbit, a little short but i'm stuck again. You know the drill, if you find a mistake, typos awkward phrasing doubtful characerisation blahblah, plz point 'em out?

( mmm virgin sacrifices. )

whee, spamspamspam.

In other news, i've been wasting my whole afternoon reading this gal's One Piece fics and laughing and squeeing my ass off.

It's been a while since I found Naruto fic that delighted me so much, made it all seem new and shiny again. ( and therein lies babble about mildly depressing pondering on fandom that i'm hoping is just a temporary aberration ad not a long-lasting shift )

this is not at all a thinly veiled plot to get you people to find me or write me good, shiny new naruto stuff. At all. Noooo. Would I ever do that? 9________9

I need to find new writers who make me go "ohh". I really, really need to.