teamwork 2 chpt.6, tidbit n° 1564814577 or something.

[askerian]

next tidbit, a little short but i'm stuck again. You know the drill, if you find a mistake, typos awkward phrasing doubtful characerisation blahblah, plz point 'em out?



"I'm a bit out of date as a virgin sacrifice, you know."

"It's alright," Naruto retorted as he stretched his legs and leaned back on his hands casually. "We can sacrifice Sasuke. He's not a virgin either, but the way he acts, I'm sure no one will be able to tell the difference."

Sasuke scowled at him over the edge of the ink bowl where he was mixing in more of his blood. "Oh, go to hell. You talk like you're a slut, but you don't have any more experience than I do."

Naruto snorted. "Sure I do."

"Porn rags don't count as experience. If that were the case, every prepubescent brat raiding his parents' closet for a laugh would be a sex guru."

Naruto guessed that in that light, memories of Kyuubi's sex life didn't count either, even if they really felt like they did. He grinned anyway. "I got a blowjob once. Top that, bitch."

Sasuke just stared at him, the brush he was using to mix the ink coming to a stop. Naruto's fangy grin widened.

"You can't, eh? Ha! I win."

Sasuke started mixing his stuff again. "I'm trying to figure out who would get anywhere close to your dick of their own will, but it's not computing."

Naruto sneaked a glance at Sakura. She was sitting in her spot and biting her lip, and didn't seem inclined to say anything. Damn. Naruto had hoped she would interrupt them. He grumbled under his breath, "It was a prostitute, during a trip with Jiraiya."

Sasuke smirked thinly, like he didn't need to add anything to that.

Naruto growled. "Shut up, I still win."

"Um, guys, can we--"

"Like hell you win, you had to pay someone--"

"Hey! I didn't ask her, she was the one who started it!"

"Because she could tell you were an easy mark--"

"Neither of you wins."

Silence fell in the dojo.

For a little while, at least. "... Uh. What?"

Sakura's cheeks were red, but she didn't back down; if anything, she glared even harder. "Neither of you wins, because I do. There, are you happy? I know I am. I always wanted to win a game of 'who has the biggest penis'." She didn't need to tack on an 'idiots' at the end; her tone came through clear enough.

Kyuubi purred out an appreciative laugh. Naruto's lips quirked up of their own accord, rueful and strangely pleased.

Sasuke wasn't so amused. "Wait a minute here. You had sex before -- and you never said anything?"

Sakura sighed wearily. "Listen, it isn't that I'm not happy you're jealous--"

Sasuke twitched. "I'm not--"

"--But this really isn't anything we have time to debate now. All you need to know is that it wasn't anyone from Konoha, and he really, really doesn't matter anymore, didn't even matter as much as I thought back then, and hasn't mattered at all for years. Now can we please get a move on -- preferably before the sun rises?"

Naruto chuckled. "Yes, ma'am." He sobered up a little; Sasuke still didn't look very happy, and if Naruto didn't say something, he would. And it really wasn't the right time for an argument. "But afterwards, alright? We'll have all the time in the world."

He paused, gave the dojo a look.

"Well, if we manage to get done before sunrise."

"Fine."

Sakura gave Sasuke an unconvinced look, but decided not to challenge his assertion.

Comments

[book-people.livejournal.com]

*grins* I love jealous!Sasuke and reasonable!Naruto. XD

A few things:
Sasuke scowled at him over the edge of the ink bowl where he mixed more of his blood
You want "where he was mixing [in] more of his blood."

if any, she glared even harder should be "If anything"

And I just liked this line: "Neither of you wins, because I do. There, are you happy? I know I am. I always wanted to win a game of 'who has the biggest penis'." You tell 'em, Sakura! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Adi

[askerian]

bwee! thanks, lovely~ *edit edit*

fufufu. Yes. Yes, she totally does. >D

[nev-longbottom.livejournal.com]

God, I find that icon terrifying.

[ktoth04.livejournal.com]

haha, i will never win a game of who has the bigger penis, but, my friends and i once tried to come up with who knew of the most sexual kinks, and i won hands down... lol

ff ftw :)

[stripedpetunia.livejournal.com]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHA yessssss.

♥

[askerian]

fufufu.

[bootoye.livejournal.com]

Yeah Sakura you tell them!!^^

She did win!

But SAsuke kinda has a point does it really count if you had to pay for it?

Poor Sasuke... he WAS the virgin of their encounter^^

[askerian]

*snickers* Well, it does count, but probably in the negative. >XDDDD

[na-no-nai.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! Go Sakura! XDD *pets Sasuke and his poor, abused ego*

[askerian]

u.u bah, Sasuke deserves it. He's too abusable for his own good.

*plots molestage of the Sasuke by InnerSaku and KyuuNaru* *ponderponder*

[(Anonymous)]

Oh gods yes, please make a short of that! Sasu-chan
Sasuke (in the distance): What did you call me?
A.S.: Sasu-CHAN won't know what hit him! Must do, must do must do! (evil pervert grin) onegai?
A.S.

[ithilgwath.livejournal.com]

hahahah YAY Sakura has the biggest penis~!

And Kyuubi likes that! *cracks up*

and jealous sasuke is always a bonus! ^_^

[askerian]

Kyuubi is v. entertained by all of this. u.u

Jealous Sasuke shouldn't be so cute. >D

[(Anonymous)]

Seven lines down, did you mean 'Porn mags' instead of 'Porn rags'?

[askerian]

In french you can say "torchon" = rag and mean "bad paparrazzi!omg princess Y had sex with actor B magazine". I didn't pause and wonder if it was translatable or not. I gather it isn't? XD

[ellenel13.livejournal.com]

I thought it was Sasuke being all scornful about porn. You know, like calling something a "rag magazine?"

[askerian]

So the term really exists? I wasn't sure the notion translated. ^^;

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

In the online Merriam-Webster (http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/rag) dictionary, it defines "rag" as a sleazy newspaper. I think you can stretch it to include magazines.

[(Anonymous)]

Not to my brain, but my brain is a simple thing, so XD.

Also, as I forgot to point this out last time, great work~. Tis awesomeness.

[stripedpetunia.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you can use rag in the sense you intended there. I think it's probably getting kinda antiquated among those dang kids, but it's a perfectly acceptable usage. ;)

[wakikaki.livejournal.com]

Yup, I've definitely heard it in this context. We probably stole it from torchon.

And yay for Dominant!Sakura!

[delishka.livejournal.com]

As for Sakura being the most experienced out of them, it makes sense that Naruto wasn't really upset or suprised...after all, isn't Kyuubi's name for here 'Slut', while Sasuke is 'Bitch'?

Poor Naruto though....seduced by a hooker...was it a freebie, or did she make him pay? Or worse, did Jiraya buy it for him? Seems like something the pervert might do, to help the kid 'loosen up'.

[(Anonymous)]

See if you can find the one-shot on the ff.net account. THat'll tell you what happened.

[askerian]

Hehe. ^__^

You've got to have read the prequel Naruto-centric ficlets, and even then, you would need to pay very close attention, but Naruto was already sort of aware that when Sakura left on her vacation to see her family when she was 15, SOMETHING had happened; he just tried not to dwell on it because she didn't seem to want to think about it. Sasuke was still keeping himself as emotionally apart from them as he could, so he had no way to guess, and, back then, no reason to care much.

As for Naruto's first time, here it is:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2377952/13/

XD

[oruo.livejournal.com]

"Neither of you wins, because I do." Im not sure, but shouldn't Sakura say: "Neither of you win, becuase I do." So. Win instead of Wins. I think.

[askerian]

Ooh, thanks ^^ I'll point it out to my beta.

I suck at grammar. XD;;;

[monique-27.livejournal.com]

YAY! *squees* I love Asuka! Especially when you update! But, still, all the time! *is happy*

It's nearing 6 am, so no time to give a proper review [damn "messed up because of Finals" sleeping schedule] but I _have_ to say how awesome this update is.

"I'm a bit out of date as a virgin sacrifice, you know." <- I fell in love with this line in the last update. Hasn't lost its appeal yet. *^___^*

"Neither of you wins, because I do. There, are you happy? I know I am. I always wanted to win a game of 'who has the biggest penis'." <- *iz f'ing DED* OMG! I'm still laughing...and so, so _pleased_. Because I know that feeling. She's trying to get them to shut up, and she'd really rather not bring in the fact that she wins, but she really needs to because (1) they are idiots (2) there's more important shit to be done and it'll shut them up (3) she _owns_. *^.^* Go Sakura! ... And Go Asuka!

And, you know, you're right: Jealous Sasuke shouldn't be so cute. >D But he is. And he can't help himself. Really. *petpetsoothepet*

Also, "rag" is well-placed and suitable. It's a fine translation, and the expression is still used; it's just that we Americans like to butcher language, so there probably aren't a lot of people my age and younger that use it _often_ nowadays. I just happen to be a language/grammar/'sayings' geek. *^.^*

Vale!

~ Monique ~

[schuldlos85.livejournal.com]

*laugh* i really thought that naruto would be the one who's more affected that sakura has more experience as them... but sasuke?! *grin* - it's sooooo good to see him jealous!