Life and Times of Teh Asuka

:D OHOHOHOHO.

It didn't need a lot to be finished. Thanks to shewhoflies for helping me with the end. *loves on*

Tripletsverse Master Post is here. I think this happens before the Hinata thing, but I don't know yet. Haven't decided. Will probably need to edit one or the other for references when I do. Hmm, now I need some Sakura POV on her relationship with GirlNaruto, which is really a bit complex... *adds to list*

Anon requested:

I'm assuming Naruko only has Naruto's (and Kyuubi's experiences) to draw from, so either dealing with her first period or some of the ladies taking her aside to explain the purpose of a bra. (And shopping!)

... I'm keeping the period thing for later. >:D

( She was the one with the large frontal squishy bits that didn't take well to heavy boy bodies squashing them, or square boy jaws digging into them thinking they were pillows, so she was also the one who slept on her side at the very edge of the mattress, instead of being used as a second mattress. So when someone knocked at the door, she was the one Kyuubi could, and did, kick out of bed. Of course. )

For charcoalcat, -Bathhouse. Naruko. Boy side or girl side? And if it isn't going overboard, Hinata or Neji encounter.

Hinata POV, almost 3500 words -- way too big for the comments field. So.

( !!No porn in there but v. suggestive girl-on-girl stuff anyway. (also full of unbearably teeth-aching loveloveness) )

RESTORE


Fandom: Final Fantasy 7 (post-Advent Children, no Dirge of Cerberus, no Crisis Core)

Status: Work in progress. And I write slowly.

Summary: Two years after the events of Advent Children. Cloud and Tifa never hoped they might see Aeris or Zack ever again -- and they did hope they wouldn't have to deal with Sephiroth a third time. They were wrong on both counts.

Having their friends back is great, but it also comes with its share of awkwardness, confusion and other, more practical troubles; having to deal with a newly sane -- or is he? -- but still bastardly killer doesn't help. Especially when they still have to keep Denzel, Avalanche, WRO and the Turks happy.

Meanwhile in the Wutai court, a sinister plot is brewing that could engulf the whole world once again...

Genre: action/psychological/romance. Plot. Attempt at redeeming Sephiroth. Possible polyamory.

Pairings: ...Well. This is kind of complicated.

It starts out more or less Cloud/Tifa and Zack/Aeris, mostly because two of them were alive and two of them weren't. They won't cheat or betray each other. But they might start mix'n'matching.

And then there's Sephiroth.

There will be straight, male/male and female/female interaction. It also means that the dating situation will be more complicated than "do you like me, Y/N" and "Yay we kissed once, now we're gonna get married true luve forevarrr." Mm, polyamory. I'm going to be shooting for a fivesome, just to see if I can make it happen in character, but at best I expect fluid twosome/threesome combinations amongst the five of them and for people to have favorites, not an equal "everyone loves everyone else just the same" situation. There will be jealousy and awkwardness. Tifa is shy like that, Cloud is confused and likes keeping to himself, and Sephiroth will be trying his best to stay asexual and not interested. I'll have to see how far I can believably push them, and if they won't do it in a way that doesn't break suspension of disbelief, then I won't force it. (Strangely enough, I expect no problem from Zack and Aeris.)



And even with all that babble, the plot still gets more spotlight than the relationships.


Warning, I don't have a beta for my posts on Livejournal. Betareading is for the ffnet version, but I haven't started to post it on ffnet yet. There are probably stray mistakes here and there and weird characterization or anti-canon stupidity. I'll be thankful if you feel like pointing them out, but it's alright if you don't. Hopefully my beta will catch what I missed anyway.


Prologue

Chapter 1.1
Chapter 1.2

Chapter 2.1
Chapter 2.2

Chapter 3.1
Chapter 3.2
Chapter 3.3

Chapter 4.1
Chapter 4.2

Chapter 5.1
Chapter 5.2
Chapter 5.3

Chapter 6.1
Chapter 6.2

Chapter 7.1
Chapter 7.2
Chapter 7.3

Chapter 8.1
Chapter 8.2

Chapter 9
...


Sidefic: Cloudette and the Yellow Orb (Genderbending crack.)
Prequel: Fluff and Feathers (gen, slow-paced Cloud + kids + chocobo fluff)
Sidefic: Misfortune (Sephiroth/Cloud preslash)
SOLDIER (the first few lines of a Restore sequel I might never write. Sephiroth + OC.)


Genderbent Alternate Universe ficlets:

(Cloud and Sephiroth are women, Tifa and Aeris are men ♥ )
Prequel: Sephiroth in Wutai (slightly edited/expanded version)
Sephiroth and Aerith and gardening


(Zack is a woman)
Zack, Aeris, Sephiroth. Flirting. Kind of.



Fan-fanfic!
by shewhoflies: Some Tifa introspection, on Zack.

For the dialogue meme, I'm reposting the ficlets I have written so far. Warning, quality differs widely. :p You're still welcome to go back there and give me prompts, I'll see what happens. ^^

Will be trying to write more, trying being the operative word. But it says something that so far it's one of the most successful writing memes I've ever done, and there's only about seven and a half ficlets to show for it. XD;;; (seventh not reposted on account of the boring and the suck and the fact it probably only interests the person who asked for it. ♥jo)


( Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura - on adding Sai to the OT3. )

( Mermaids IN SPACE!-- Alind teasing Vartan about Oriana )

( Firefly/Gundam Wing crossover - Mal Reynolds, Duo Maxwell, stowing away )

( Teamwork - T7 & kids & spoons (warning for lame.) )

( Teamwork - Ino & Temari about Shikamaru )

( Half a ficlet! Teamwork, Jin and Sai )

( Hinata, Sakura, boobs. mm fanservice. )

1) I have writer's block like you wouldn't believe.
2) I hate Teamwork. Especially fight scenes and porn. From now on Team Seven will spend their days cuddling platonically and bantering.
3) None of my multiparts inspire me.

Therefore! KISSING MEME. >:O

1) Choose two characters in the list. Yes, only two.
2) Then choose a mood. (content, melancholy, giggly, murderous, and the like).
3) Then if I'm inspired, I write you kissies. NO MOOD, NO KISSIES.

*Both crossover pairings and pairings I don't usually write are accepted. I'm not promising they'll be any good though. (you don't HAVE to request a crossover pairing tho, i'm gonna run out of ways to make the crossovers happen at this rate XD)
*Plz don't request impossible things, for example Sephiroth/Itachi with the mood "happy". :p I'm trying to keep the crack on the "strange but still sorta IC" side of things, I have this pathological need to explain what the fuck is going on and when I can't I get all sad.
*You can put in two requests at a time. I will either write one, write both (haha yeahright), or tell you "sorry, I won't be able to do this one." As long as you have two requests in the queue, please don't post more. If one gets written or "no can do", then feel free to suggest a third.
*There is no preset limit to the number of prompts -- I'll just close the requests when I realize I once again got in over my head. I'm sorry to say that people who request late will likely not get a ficlet, because my energy will have run out long ago. A few might trickle in late, though, you never know.

Here's the list of characters I'm willing to write about :
Naruto: Sasuke, Naruto, Kyuunaru, Sakura, Sai, Itachi, Neji, Hinata, Hanabi, Ino, Suigetsu, Karin
Gundam Wing: Heero, Duo (only available in-universe from now on :p), Wufei, Relena, Hilde
Bastard!!: Dark Schneider, Kall Su, Arshes Nei
FF7: Cloud, Sephiroth, Zack, Aeris, Tifa, Red XIII
DragonBall Z: Vegeta, Bulma, Goku, Chichi, Radditz (tho he'll probably be OOC).
Seirei no Moribito: Balsa, Tanda, Shuga (star diviner), Jin (hunter who loevs Chagum)
Kingdom Hearts: Sora, Roxas

If you want me to write someone else, suggest it, but I'm not promising I can write them worth beans. Also open are any of my OCs, fanfic and ofic both, if the mood takes you.


Balsa/Jin, frustration (so not a ficlet, argh!) - zack/aeris, melancholy (kinda cliche sorry) - Shuga/Jin - relief - Sasuke/Karin, frustrated (vaguely disturbing) - Sakura/Karin: Jealousy (kinda porny)

pornandkittens is truly a magical community. *_*

( 690 words of Tifa/Aeris(/Cloud?) fluffy fixit thing )


edit: ARGH FFNET WTF BITCH. I posted an edited version of the narusasusaku porn-ness there two days ago and not only does it have yet to send me the alert for it, it also hasn't sent me the alert for the couple of reviews it and other fics got, either. >:O RARR.

I wonder if it's FFnet, or hotmail being retarded again. I'm getting a little tired of my emails coming back with "hay we couldn't connect to that perfectly alright server so uh try again later k? we won't do it again and again rly. :DDD" messages attached. (Kin, t'as pas recu ma réponse à Viny? Enfin y avait rien de spécial, je suis d'accord pour la pause. Mommyrogers, ♥♥♥ ;_;)