... OKAY FINE I GIVE IN.

[askerian]

Meme ganked from just about everyone on my f-list...

Tell me a fandom and I'll tell you my...

One True Pairing Ship:
Canon Ship:
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
"You are one sick bastard" Ship:
"I dabble a little" Ship:
"It's like a car crash" Ship:
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship:
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:

My fandoms, umm. Naruto, Gundam Wing, Final Fantasy 7-8, Gundam Seed, Bleach, Dragonball Z, Harry Potter I guess, Firefly, Rurouni Kenshin... Oh, and Avatar! and Fullmetal Alchemist, and um. And stuff. Ask away.


courtesy of synthetic_worms. XD

One True Pairing Ship: BLUE/ARUN/LIADAN. >O
Canon Ship: Blue/Arun/Liadan. :D Ahh, it's good to write your own canon. Oh wait, I guess I did say they'd stay pre-slashy in the first book.hrrm, Tough Old Soldier!Vartan/Traumatized Flower!Oriana then.
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Alind/Blue. Poor guy. XD
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Arun/as of yet unnamed brother >D
"I dabble a little" Ship: Telepathic Bodyguard!Akos/Telekinetic Bodyguard!Zareen. ♥
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Lujayn/Liadan D: man, it would be all about dominance and contempt. But Liadan would be so fascinated by a warrior woman. @.@
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Captain Khiaw/Blue.
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: ... Arun/Executive Woman Who Will Kill Everyone Though With Great Regret. XD
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: ... XD; can't really answer that one, now can I.

... the problem here being of course that most of my characters are part of Blue's crew, therefore they're the ones who get more canon hooks with him. Stop being a slut, Blue. D:



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I really need to write some Teamworkiness, but Naruto and Sasuke aren't talking to each other, the stupid bastards. *kicks them* Come on, just one little heart to heart, is it so hard -- wait, nevermind, I forgot who I was dealing with. Nrrrgh.

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[uminohikari.livejournal.com]

Gundam Wing! :D

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[askerian]

One True Pairing Ship: ... I -- I guess Heero/Duo. ... DAMN IT I THOUGHT I WAS FREE. *shakes fist at the sky*
Canon Ship: Wufei and Meiran. T^T
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Oh man it's been so long and I really can't care that much for most ships now. XD; umm umm umm. Quatre/Dorothy, I think. SHE STABBED HIM. HOW DOES SHE COUNT AS HIS DESIGNATED BOOBIES-ENDOWED LOVE INTEREST. D: (wait, apparently I can still care a bit. XD Just needed a kickstart or something)
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Howard/Zechs. >D
"I dabble a little" Ship: Hilde/Relena.
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Heero/Wufei. But what a smoking hot car crash. Prrrrt.
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Heero/Duo/Relena.
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Heero/Wufei.
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Trowa/Quatre. It's... kinda boring? >_>;;;;

[stinky-horowitz.livejournal.com]

FIREFLY!! Because I know somebody else will ask about Naruto.

[askerian]

Whoa, four comments and no Naruto yet. XDDD;;;

One True Pairing Ship: Mal/His ship. Crew. Thing. orgy. T^T
Canon Ship: Wash/Zoe. ;____;
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Mal/River. In fics it can be the sexy kind of wrong, but I dun wanna see it in the show. DX
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Simon/River. *cough* *purrs*
"I dabble a little" Ship: Mal/Jayne/Simon
"It's like a car crash" Ship: River/Jayne.
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Kaylee/Jayne
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Zoe/Jayne (man, all the girls top that guy)
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Mal/Inara. .___. I guess I don't love Inara as much as the rest of the crew. I mean she's okay, she just doesn't click for me. .___.

[synthetic-worms.livejournal.com]

Tell me about Final Fantasy 8 cuz i've never heard ou talk about it actually...

[askerian]

XD;;; Well, I was into it, um, six or seven years ago?


One True Pairing Ship: Squall/Seifer. (watch me be unoriginal)
Canon Ship: Laguna/Raine
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Does Squall/Seifer count? XD Squall/Laguna, then.
"I dabble a little" Ship: Seifer/Fuujin
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Ultimecia/Seifer. >:3
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Nothing really.
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Squall/Shiva. *__*
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Squall/Rinoa. I like a number of canon main guy/his designated girlfriend in other FF games, but this one... it just doesn't work for me. .__.; Same for Zell pairings -- he's cute and funny, but I just can't ship him for some reason. ~____~

[askerian]

... and I just remembered the most shiny idea in the whole game was the Knight/Sorceress bond and I really wish I liked Squall/Rinoa more because I really really want to read AUs exploring the potential more-than-just-a-job-title connection. I mean in canon it's not explicitely anything, but... I don't know. It makes my psychic bonding cravings perk up.

... curse you for reminding me. T__T

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

Dragon Ball Z, because I'm kicking it old school today. (so. much. badfic.)

[askerian]

Ohh DBZ. T^T I'm totally writing a DBZ fic right now. DX;

One True Pairing Ship: Vegeta/Bulma
Canon Ship: Vegeta/Bulma
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Goku/Bulma. It just feels so incesty for me. DX
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Bardock/Radditz/Goku .__.
"I dabble a little lot" Ship: Goku/Vegeta.
"It's like a car crash" Ship:Zarbon/Vegeta
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Future Trunks/either Gohan
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: SAIYAN MEN ORGY. >:O
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Krillin/18, I guess. I mean it's cute? But I can't manage to really care much. Or Trunks/Pan. AGE DIFFERENCE. EWW. and yet I ship Harry/Snape. Pay no attention to the hypocritical discrepancy.

[askerian]

Bwarharharharhar.

One True Pairing Threesome Ship: NARUSASUSAKU FOREVERRRRR. >:O
Canon Ship: NaruSasu. u.u What? Kishi seems to think so. D: ... Okay, okay. Minato/Kushina? Oro/Kabuto? XD
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Ummm. Hmm. Hrrm. ... Kakairu? haha as if. My eyes are pretty safe.
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: ItaSasu *__*
"I dabble a little" Ship: ItaNeji
"It's like a car crash" Ship: SasuSai X333
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: ShikaShiho, SaiIno.
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: TemaIno. SHIKA IS CHEATING ON THEM WITH SHIHO !! reveeeenge. >:O
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: NaruHina. It has canon potential and I guess it's cute but... ehh. *flops*

[spacefragments.livejournal.com]

umm well since all the others i know were already asked... harry potter. >_>

[askerian]

*hugglepets*


One True Pairing Ship: Harry/Snape. .___.;
Canon Ship: Snape/Lily, I suppose. The younger canon ships are alright but they don't give me shipper pings. Oh, I liked Bill/Fleur in book 6 when Fleur said she didn't care he was disfigured because she was pretty enough for two. (Though I wouldn't read about it either.)
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Remus/Harry.
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Harry/Snape? XD
"I dabble a little" Ship: Harry/Ron/Hermione
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Harry/Dudley. .__.;;;
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Harry/Luna, Luna/Ginny.
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Harry/Draco/Ginny. (It's hot? XD Damn you edenfalling for being the only one I know to write about the three of them like that. *misery*)
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Remus/Sirius.

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

FF7

yay ff7.

[askerian]

One True Pairing Ship: ... That's very hard. I like all combinations of the SephZackCloud triangle very much, plus ZackAeris and CloudAeris... But I guess in the end it's all about the SephCloud. (with Zack added. >.>)
Canon Ship: ZackAeris.
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: I don't think I hate any ship that much in this fandom. *ponders*
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Loz/Tifa! :D
"I dabble a little" Ship: Zack/Tifa, Tifa/Aeris, Vincent/Cid/Shera.
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Yuffie/Red
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: SephAeris? XD
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Red/Dark Nation. *snicker*
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Rude/Reno. They work as heterosexual life partners in the background for me and I don't especially feel a need to read Turks-centric fic anyway. Vincent/Yuffie.

[inane-romance.livejournal.com]

...Rurouni Kenshin?
;P

[askerian]

*goes to wikipedia and opens up the page with list of characters* *cough* I remember them, just not the names.

One True Pairing Ship: None really, I shipped whatever I felt like at the time.
Canon Ship: Kenshin/Kaoru, Kenshin/Tomoe
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Eh, nothing really.
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Enishi/Kaoru
"I dabble a little" Ship: Kenshin/Saito
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Enishi/Kenshin.
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Hiko/Kenshin
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Saito/Sanosuke. Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Aoshi/Misao.

[aubuyn.livejournal.com]

You read Reborn! right? So what about that gaytastic fandom? :3

REBORN! :O

[askerian]

One True Pairing Ship: Hot Guardians/Tsuna. Yes. Yyyesssss. (Lambo need not apply.)
Canon Ship: Colonello/Lal Mirch
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: ... I ship everything. XD
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Mukuro/Hibari, Gamma/Uni.
"I dabble a little" Ship: Gokudera/Yamato.
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Mukuro/Tsuna, Hibari/Tsuna, Xanxus/Tsuna
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Mukuro/Chrome
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Canon makes every pairing make sense. XD
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Hibari/Dino, Tsuna/Dino.

[phoenix-melody.livejournal.com]

Gimme Avatar. ♥

AVATAR~

[askerian]

One True Pairing Ship: ... Until recently I would have said Zuko/Katara. But now Zuko/Jet is making eyes at me... Nnngh.
Canon Ship: SokkaSuki. Socute. X3
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Aang/Ozai. But only after drooling a lot. XD
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Azula/Zuko .____.;;; Also Iroh/Toph. So much concentrated awesome needs to be shared with the rest of the world. The gene pool can only get better from it.
"I dabble a little" Ship: Azula/Mai/Ty Lee
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Jet/Zuko
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Zuko/Mai -- I like the idea, though the execution didn't quite convince me, mostly on Zuko's side. Mai's side was great.
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Kyoshi/Suki. XDDDD
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Aang/Katara. It works in canon, I just have zero interest in it in fic or pics.

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

*snickersnort* Bastard!! *waves DS flag*

!!!! BASTARD!! YEEEEAH.

[askerian]

One True Pairing Ship: DS/EVERYONE. Okay fine, if I have to limit it to three partners... Dark Schneider/Yoko/Arshes Nei/Kall Su. ... I can't reduce it any further.
Canon Ship: DS/Yoko. X3
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Anyone with Abigail. DX
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Kall Su/His generals. >O
"I dabble a little" Ship: Arshes Nei/Gara. They're cute. u.u
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Arshes Nei/Kall Su. Without DS there they'd tear each other up. But there's the weight of shared history and shared adoration for DS... prrrt.
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Ninja Joshua/Kay Hahn.
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Kall Su/Princess Sheila. I... I had a story, you see... and I totally forget how it goes, but it was an arranged marriage thing to secure the peace and it ended up with OC kids I liked quite a bit. XD;
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Um. I dunno... I like everyone. They should have an orgy.

[(Anonymous)]

Yu Yu Hakusho, if you don't mind? Probably not the fandom on your mind the most, but I'M CURIOUS.

[askerian]

Hee. ^__^

One True Pairing Ship: Hiei/Kurama (so original. XD;)
Canon Ship: Yukina/Kuwabara, Raizen/Yuusuke's ancestor woman. ;.;
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Hiei/Botan. DX
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Hiei/Yukina of course. u.u ♥
"I dabble a little" Ship: Hiei/Yuusuke
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Yuusuke/Kurama/Hiei
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Kuronue/Kurama.
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Youko Kurama/Shuichi Kurama. *__*
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Koenma/Botan? I dunno. Zero interest in pairing either one of them with anyone.

[na-no-nai.livejournal.com]

BLEACH! :D

Bleach!

[askerian]

... I don't ship much in that fandom.

One True Pairing Ship: Tatsuki/Orihime! T^T
Canon Ship: Rukia/Ichigo/Orihime. He's so totally aiming for a canon threesome. Yeah. u.u (man I wish. T__T) Kaien/Rukia. Wahh. Soi Fong/Yoruichi.
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Uhhh. Hm. Tatsuki/Ichigo, I think. I like them as best guy buddies. It's a fun dynamic.
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: >.>;;; Kenpachi/Yachiru? Though it's better platonic.
"I dabble a little" Ship: Yumi/Ikkaku
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Kenpachi/anyone. XD
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Grimmjow/Orihime. >_>;;;;
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Soi Fong/Chizuru XD Poor Soi Fong.
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: I guess Renji/Rukia.

[mandy347.livejournal.com]

Fullmetal Alchemist!

FMA~

[askerian]

One True Pairing Ship: I don't have an OTP in this fandom, really. I like Ed/Al as incest or as normal siblings just the same, and I like Ed/Roy in fics but I don't see it in canon.
Canon Ship: Hughes/Gracia T__T
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Scar/kid with the panda. XD;
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Greed/Al. u.u~
"I dabble a little" Ship: Ed/Al/Winry, GreedLing/Ed.
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Scar/Al
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Winry/Sciezka.
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Greed/GreedLing.
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Roy/Riza

[adele19.livejournal.com]

Gundam Seed?

I didn't see any ask, but if they have, feel free to beat me with a stick. :D

[adele19.livejournal.com]

*anyone

I should go to bed now...2:35 AM.