fic teaser - sakura/hinata(/naruto) thing

So I've had this fic in my WIP folder for the last, oh, TWO YEARS.

It's stuck like a motherfucker. Loses steam somewhere after where this scene ends and I never found it again. But I still love the beginning. So, here you have it. Don't read if you can't stand the idea of a fic that might never be completed.

Be very aware: IT'S NOT COMPLETE and I'M STUCK. Waugh. So far it's pretty much all girl-banter.

Summary: Sakura, Hinata and Ino at a nightclub, discussing boy-catching strategies. (... it's not supposed to be a smart fic okay XD)

Hopeful end result: narusakuhina threesome porn & set-up for actual three-way relationship.

Notes: *Since I started it way before Hinata's confession, for this fic the Pain arc didn't happen. >__>;;
*I know I tend to make everything I write Sasucentric, so in this fic I forbade myself from mentioning him at all. It's surprisingly difficult, even though it shouldn't be.
*My headcanon actually goes the other way for InoSaku, but, y'know, fic demanded otherwise and it's not that much less plausible anyway. XD;;

( 'You know, I think -- I think he doesn't see me as a woman.' 'I see what you mean. He knows you're sweet and helpful and all, but he has no clue you'd love to ride him until his dick falls off.' )

meme!

I'm blocked again (gnn) so, meme time!

Modified from the "imaginary sequel" meme;

Pick one of my stories and I will tell you the first lines of its PREquel. Even if I was never actually planning to write a prequel. Even if it already has a prequel -- I'll give you the first line of another version of its prequel!

Any fandom I ever wrote for, ofic also welcome. If the fic has a big cast, feel free to suggest a specific character for the prequel to center on. I might choose not to use the suggestion, but. Yeah.

Also, the sequel meme? Surprisingly fun to do and, considering my usual track record, unexpectedly successful, therefore if you want to go back there and ask for more, please feel free, I'm reopening it. (not that I ever officially closed it anyway... man i'm so messy.)

NARUTO
Crossed Wires : Sasuke&Kakashi - Locker Room Therapy : Sasuke - Ten NaruSasu AUs : Vampirefic : Naruto - Kiss Me, Stupid - Comrades, Coming Out and Cows : sasuke - Naru adopts Sasu into his clan - Teamwork: The Night: Kyuubi - Saki-chan :3 - Sharing is Caring : Kakashi - Teamwork: Kyuubi/Sasuke pr0n: prequel AND sequel! - Team Hebi Does Sasuke -

FF7
Enemy Skill : Zack -

GUNDAM WING
Firefly crossover prequel : Duo - Garou -

edit: okay, bedtime. and tomorrow i'll be busy. But feel free to keep requesting on this meme and the other one. love you guyzzzzzzzzzzzzz *thud*

edit edit: only five days late, starting to work on the rest of the prompts! and yes, it's still open, just don't be surprised if I die before getting to yours. XDDD;

son of edit: all caught up with requests! It's still tentatively open -- feel free to request more but don't be surprised if I never get to it. I'm starting to run out of juice. x_x