Oh look! A rant!! Been a while, isn't it.

This is a review I got for the cyborg-suke chapter I just posted on FFnet yesterday:


Jurt
2006-03-22
ch 2, anon.

I like your story, but I hope that Naruto is not the guy in the relationship.


Since they couldn't be bothered to leave their email, this is the Author's Notes that goes on the next chapter:


Okay, who amongst you is not aware that Naruto and Sasuke are, like, TWO GUYS?

As in, there will be no "girl" in the relationship.

If you think that who takes it up the ass honestly matters, you're gonna be disappointed; there isn't going to be ANY lemon on FFnet. Like, NONE. And if you think that one of the two should be domestic and submissive to the other, you should stop reading this fic now and go read some good and cliche het, since you seem to like stereotypical big-strong-alpha x fragile-pretty-wifey so much. I'm writing about two strong, competent MEN who come with their own set of issues, problems, and personalities here, not one chest-beating He-Man and one breasts-less wimp with an oversized clit.

Seriously, you're allowed to have your preference when they're in bed, but if "who gets to stick it in the other one's pooper" changes their characterization and interaction so fucking much, they're probably OOC anyway.


And then people wonder why the rabid sasunaru side of the fandom almost scared me off the pairing entirely.

OMG

OMGSQUEE

SASUKE

IN THE MANGA RAW

SASUKE

LIKE. SASUKE. SASUKE IS HERE. IN THE MANGA.

all is shiny and happy in the world. i love every one of you. even the stupid ones.

omg sasuke. *i dhed now*

( ze piccies whee )

*pimp*

ahahaha omigod i can't breathe. shadhahvar made a parody of the latest manga chapter. *dhed*

http://shadhahvar.livejournal.com/6163.html

Go and read, biatches. >:D


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I have discovered a new pet peeve. It's a silly think to be peeved over, too; it's about icons.

Porny icons? oh hell yeah, baby. Het, yaoi, yuri, I'll perv on them all. Icons that boldly proclaim your love of a pairing, be it sugary sweet or angsty as hell, crack or "canon"? just fine.

Icons that joke about a pairing, for or against? ahaha oh yes please, I love funny icons. (so long as they're actually poking fun in jest, that is)

Icons that proclaim snottily that everyone else is stupid for not seeing and/or liking that pairing, and now back off, you stupid bitch?

yeah... kind of. no.

please to be avoiding to be using them in here. Won't scream for your blood if you forget, i mean, they're just icons. But I see them enough elsewhere as it is, and it's not gonna dispose me very favorably toward your comments. thanks.

naruto zomgwhat rant/spazzing out, again

I apologize for the spamming of people's frienslist, but I swear this is the last post today.

( potentially spoilerific discussion of chapter 300 goes here )

DISCUSS. and prove me wrong oh god please prove me wrong.