Life and Times of Teh Asuka

I'm letting my threesome (NaruSasuSaku, as if that's a surprise to anyone) for the themed drabbles community thirtyforthree go. If anyone's interested, they're now up for grabs.

Damn you, Teamwork, pretending to give some of your alloted inspiration, and then taking it all back. è.é

*obediently goes to work on more Teamwork*


ETA: Woohoo, I got Cercle fanfic!! XD

So I was nagging sleepyJo because she's not supposed to sleep yet and what better way to keep her awake than by making her write stuff for me! yeah, I thought so too. :D


joisbishmyoga: Hon, I can't quite remember how to make the puppyeye emoticon. You seriously want me even attempting to do anything creative or productive right now?

askerian: :D it could be fun

askerian: in a "i'm gonna print this out so i can mock you years from now" way

joisbishmyoga: ...

askerian: O:-)

joisbishmyoga: Once upon a time, there was a totally-uke-but-in-denial unicorn, and a half-demon whore. They had UST liek whoa -- the "U" part being ALL the unicorn's fault -- which drove everything with two X chromosomes across three dimensions into an absolute frenzy. One day, the frenzied horde descended upon the pair, and the unicorn succumbed to un-U-ing the UST out of sheer self-preservation. The horde took lots of pictures and made a video, and they lived happily ever after.

joisbishmyoga: P.S. - the half-demon whore went on to reinvent the gay kama sutra with the unicorn, including the supplemental "beastiality only not really since they're both sentient", equine, and humanoid avian volumes. And the horde died of joy, resurrected, and lived happily ever after as zombies.

joisbishmyoga: P.P.S. - damn, the half-demon can be kinky. Wonder how he talked the unicorn into some of this stuff?


*dies and is ded* XD that is SO how i'll finally manage to solve the aske/rei relationship mess.

heu. en anglais. pardon les gens. ~_~;;;

hokay so this is actually not the start of the story per se, but it's the first time Askerian appears -- end of book 2. (THIS IS NOT THE ACTUAL START OF THE STORY. XD) Since it's all his POV, there isn't as much of a sense of "wtf where's the beginning?".

... i think so, at least.

And yay, Alizea is much less Sue-ish this time around. ^_______^

( muah. )

... oh. god. they're being CUTE. XD

pour les francophones intéressés, j'ai posté tous les chapitres qu'il me restait d'avance du Cercle sur reiyel. Avertissement: il y a un trou au milieu d'un chapitre à la place d'une baston, je coince mortel. =_= en plus bon l'écriture c'est le même niveau qu'avant, j'ai écrit ça ya bien trois ans.

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I had the most frustrating day ever. Not going to whine about every little irritating detail, I think I just woke up in a mood to let everything get under my skin. And now my connection is behaving like a bitch. I think I'm going to watch some Law of Ueki.

So almost no one's going to fully appreciate what's going on, because the main story is in french and I only told what happens to very few people. It's a present for joisbishmyoga, though, and she can't read french.

Reiyel: Black-haired, smirky, smug, annoying sexy omnisexual pervert. (usually a dark angel. but not today. don't ask.) Currently wants to bone Askerian.

Askerian: Palomino, curly-haired, energetic, grumpy and mildly homophobic telepathic, shapeshifting unicorn. Doesn't want to be boned. Doesn't even want to do the boning. Is STRAIGHT, thank you very much.

( the drabble-thing )

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( ... aaand a second one. XD;;;; damn it, i'm falling back into that world. )

XD how I love Askerian and Reiyel. I might make an "angry" icon out of Aske's face.