Homestuck - Battlefield Terra AU - Hot Springs

Anonymous asked: BT Johnkat in a jacuzzi? Or a hot spring or other such warm pool of water. To balance out your list of anime tropes! >.>

((NOT CANON FOR BATTLEFIELD TERRA. Also does not contain porn. Alas. roughly 1000 words.))

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Dirk had explained, somewhat, that the pools were for relaxing in -- and he'd been dubious but after an afternoon spent with the aliens' war council he was just about ready to try anything that would take him off the edge.

Anything that wasn't going up to Mister Strider and beg for a quick pap, that was.

"You scumfucking highbloods," he commented, hands on his (clothed thank fuck) hips, a single toe in the holy shit that's warm water. Never mind relaxing, you'd melt in there. And who the hell went swimming to relax anyways, apart from gill-lickers.

It'd been five or six perigees. Aliens were still weirdos.

"[What (garblegarble) sayin Kaaaa(r)kaa(t)?]"

"[I say how this is fun?]"

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Homestuck - Battlefield Terra AU - Equius/Karkat pre-BT

Anonymous asked: pre-BT equikat?

Contains: aftermath of porn, angst, hate romance. 500 words. Not BT canon, though BT!Equius does have a black crush on Karkat.

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You draw yourself out of his arms, afterwards, pull yourself free. He doesn't have the strength to hold you back, of course.

His eyes almost manage it, beast-bright, unnatural, harpooning you in the chest where it churns and clenches and burns.

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Homestuck - John/Jade/Karkat - Inc/suc/cubus - 1/1

Anonymous asked: John/Jade/Karkat - John and Jade are demon summoners (for reasons) trying to call up an incubus/succubus (for reasons). They get Karkat.

1200 words. No porn, but arousal, some silliness.

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"The teacher's going to be kind of pissed, isn't she?" John says, and giggles. Jade snorts back at him.

"It's not like succubi are on the restricted list, so really, she should have been clearer." She prods John with her foot; he's sitting a quart of the circle away from her. "Double-check the wards properly! Dying of awesome sex would be a good way to go if we have to, but I'm not keeling over before I get my diploma, okay?"

John rolls his eyes. "Yeah, yeah." Jade keeps watching him from the corner of her eye for a few seconds; he seems to be doing it seriously, at least, even if he's still huffy. "Bluh. I get why you'd need it, but not why I need to pass demonology if my major is weather magic."

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Homestuck - Equius/Karkat - Dom/sub university AU - 1/1

duosthefangirl asked: College AU where Karkat and Equius are dating and Karkat ends up accidentally admitting that he loves Equius' hair to the point of it nearly being a kink.

mixed with

Anonymous asked: Equikat, everyone’s a dom or sub AU.

780 words, no sex, flushed.

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The thing with Equius is, he's huge, and he's ripped, and he has a low, carrying voice, and he's bossy as fuck.

Before he started wearing Karkat's collar he let people who were not directly concerned assume whatever they wanted out of his hearing, and he never came back home weary, never went straight to Karkat's desk to kneel there at his feet, silent and drawn in and waiting for a hand to caress his hair like he was a statue on the verge of crumbling into dust and only Karkat's touch might ward off that fate.

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Homestuck - Magical Animals Urban Fantasy - John/Karkat - 1/1

Anonymous asked: JohnKat urban fantasy

((that was so vaaaague aaaaaaaa urban fantasy had so many possibilities D: i went with one of the silliest because i could, bwahaha.))

1200 words.

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"So are you, like... a werevampirewolf?"

Karkat jumped up several feet, landed legs still kicking, and scrambled for the nearest chair to hide under, between the feet.

Which, uh, actually hid him jack shit, and while he might not have been huge, he was still a bit too voluminous for that kind of shenanigans.

"Er. That was... not so smart." The voice sounded dubious as fuck. Groaning, Karkat extracted himself from under the chair -- he had to crawl backwards -- and scanned the stable for anything that looked like it could speak.

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Crash Standing AU - Jade/Karkat, Karkat/Davesprite

princessofblood asked: Jadekat AU for your crash standing verse?

(crash standing is all about making davesprite happy! such a cruel prompt XD)

900 words of pesterlog.

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Homestuck - A Troll Not Named Fuckass sequelette - Dave & John, Karkat/Equius

mitsuhachiinthehive asked: Petstuck! Equikat? Tnnf-verse would be really cute, but other situations might also be shiny.

(a troll not named fuckass) (nooo he’s a baby forever ;_; have some baby cuteness yes)

I AM DONE SPAMMING. \o/

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