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Homestuck - A Troll Not Named Fuckass sequelette - Dave & John, Karkat/Equius
mitsuhachiinthehive asked: Petstuck! Equikat? Tnnf-verse would be really cute, but other situations might also be shiny.
(a troll not named fuckass) (nooo he’s a baby forever ;_; have some baby cuteness yes)
I AM DONE SPAMMING. \o/
-- turntechGodhead [TG] started pestering ectoBiologist [EB] --
TG: egbert
TG: you son of a bitch
EB: hey dave!
EB: uh, what?
TG: how could you let your kid commit such a terrible offense toward my kid
TG: did you raise him in a barn
TG: is that it
TG: is equius actually the proverbial asshole bull in a china shop
TG: the china shop is my poor babbus tender heart by the way
EB: haha what?
EB: you're gonna have to back up a bit and describe actual facts that actually happened in actuality, dave.
EB: sorry no telepathy!
TG: excuses
TG: all i see all day from you egbert excuses after excuses how will you and yours ever repay this
EB: :X what did equius do?
TG: he stole something infinitely precious
TG: karkats treasure
TG: he stole his first kiss
TG: that fiend
EB: ... oh my god. hehehehe.
EB: this is hilarious! XD oh man. also kind of cute, even.
TG: it totally is
TG: so karkat wants me to tell you to tell equius that he wants dinner and a movie next wednesday and there had better be lady and the tramp and a ton of smores and after that they will play king of the mountain on the monkey bars all afternoon
TG: karkat will be king if that wasnt clear
EB: XD XD XD
EB: message duly noted, mssrs. strider and strider.
TG: and the goodbye kiss will be at his entire discretion there had better not be another theft or the next one will be bitey
TG: my kid is way too young to give bitey kisses, john!!!! do you hear me??!! D:<
EB: hi jade :D haha yeah, no problem.
TG: AND IF VRIKSA ISHERE I WIL BITE HER TOO BUT NOT LIKE A KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!
EB: of course, mr. strider. you will not be disturbed.
TG: AND MAKE HIM BRUSH HIS HAIR ITS PRETtY.
EB: noted!
TG: GOOD. ):<B
TG: theyre gone and my beloved computer is mine once again thank fuck
TG: whats that bec you want your turn
TG: no sorry i draw the line at having fingers that can find the right keys yes its totally discrimination no i dgaf
EB: i feel a bit like a baby troll pimp.
TG: yeeeeeah i feel you bro
TG: i feel you super feelingly
TG: why u wanna grow up so fast kiddo no stop stop stay tiny and adorable forever plz soon you will have messy fur and acne and will listen to sucky beat'd emo core
EB: oh god, eridan totally already does, karkat wouldn't even be an early bloomer.
TG: whimper
EB: hehe.
EB: do you think we should give equius a chance to run?
TG: nah
TG: hed never be fast enough
(a troll not named fuckass) (nooo he’s a baby forever ;_; have some baby cuteness yes)
I AM DONE SPAMMING. \o/
-- turntechGodhead [TG] started pestering ectoBiologist [EB] --
TG: egbert
TG: you son of a bitch
EB: hey dave!
EB: uh, what?
TG: how could you let your kid commit such a terrible offense toward my kid
TG: did you raise him in a barn
TG: is that it
TG: is equius actually the proverbial asshole bull in a china shop
TG: the china shop is my poor babbus tender heart by the way
EB: haha what?
EB: you're gonna have to back up a bit and describe actual facts that actually happened in actuality, dave.
EB: sorry no telepathy!
TG: excuses
TG: all i see all day from you egbert excuses after excuses how will you and yours ever repay this
EB: :X what did equius do?
TG: he stole something infinitely precious
TG: karkats treasure
TG: he stole his first kiss
TG: that fiend
EB: ... oh my god. hehehehe.
EB: this is hilarious! XD oh man. also kind of cute, even.
TG: it totally is
TG: so karkat wants me to tell you to tell equius that he wants dinner and a movie next wednesday and there had better be lady and the tramp and a ton of smores and after that they will play king of the mountain on the monkey bars all afternoon
TG: karkat will be king if that wasnt clear
EB: XD XD XD
EB: message duly noted, mssrs. strider and strider.
TG: and the goodbye kiss will be at his entire discretion there had better not be another theft or the next one will be bitey
TG: my kid is way too young to give bitey kisses, john!!!! do you hear me??!! D:<
EB: hi jade :D haha yeah, no problem.
TG: AND IF VRIKSA ISHERE I WIL BITE HER TOO BUT NOT LIKE A KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!
EB: of course, mr. strider. you will not be disturbed.
TG: AND MAKE HIM BRUSH HIS HAIR ITS PRETtY.
EB: noted!
TG: GOOD. ):<B
TG: theyre gone and my beloved computer is mine once again thank fuck
TG: whats that bec you want your turn
TG: no sorry i draw the line at having fingers that can find the right keys yes its totally discrimination no i dgaf
EB: i feel a bit like a baby troll pimp.
TG: yeeeeeah i feel you bro
TG: i feel you super feelingly
TG: why u wanna grow up so fast kiddo no stop stop stay tiny and adorable forever plz soon you will have messy fur and acne and will listen to sucky beat'd emo core
EB: oh god, eridan totally already does, karkat wouldn't even be an early bloomer.
TG: whimper
EB: hehe.
EB: do you think we should give equius a chance to run?
TG: nah
TG: hed never be fast enough