Monthly Word Count - August :/

TOTAL: 16 351 words

I'm cutting myself some slack cause two weeks of that were vacation time which always put me out of rhythm and for another overlapping eleven days I was super sick with mystery flu.

POSTED: :X
-Homestuck: Silly writing exercise (1 833 words) (not even a real fic aaaaaaaaa)
-Demon Patrol: Daemon AU ficlets (1 228 words) (on AO3 .__.)

IN PROGRESS:
-Homestuck: post-game Latula/Mituna/Kankri threesome fic (4843 words, none of which are anywhere close to being porn yet aaaaaa)
-Midnight on the Demon Patrol chapter uhhh 16 or 17? the last one i mean (2 656 words)
-Covalent 'verse: Caliborn and Equius pesterlog :X (1 141 words)
-Pale as Moonlight and kraken Murderbots silly outside POV sequel (1 631 words)
-Battlefield Terra: attempt at karkat POV for his mystery time in the bathroom that i am not keeping cause it's infodumpy and sucks (377 words)
-Gundam Wing: Lone Wolf and Pilot chapter I forget (2 248 words)
-Detective Conan/Magic kaito: Swingersverse: some Shinichi/Heiji/Kaito fic I haven't touched in a year and a half aaaaa i need to complete this series so many fics done or almost i haven't posted this is such a waste of writing (394 words)

( teasers under the cut )

Homestuck : The Brown Fox Jumps, writing exercise

... training for voice/quirks whee.

THE QUICK BROWN FLUFF-TAILED YIPBEAST JUMPS OVER THE LAZY FUCKING BARKBEAST. A QUICK MOVEMENT OF THE ENEMY WILL JEOPARDIZE SIX GUNBOATS THAT WE CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE, TAINTSNIFF, DID YOU GET YOUR THINKSPONGE FREE WITH A BOX OF DRY BREAKFAST GRUBS? THE FIVE BOXING WIZARDS HOP TO IT QUICKLY, AS THEY DAMN WELL SHOULD.

The quick 9chre fluff-tailed yip6east jumps 9ver the d9g which we sh9uld n9t call lazy until we learn whether it has perhaps s9me pers9nal issue 9r differing level 9f a6leness that requires he judici9usly c9nserve his energy. A quick m9vement 9f the enemy will je9pardize six gun69ats, 6ut the false dich9t9my 9f enemy and ally is truly the m9st destructive part 9f this mindset trigger warnings f9r war and intimati9ns 9f expl9si9ns, 9pen sea, dr9wning, and littering. The five 69xing wizards jump quickly, h9pefully t9 av9id injuring each 9ther as this martial pastime is rather vi9lent 6y nature even despite s9-called pr9tective gl9ves, as it seeks t9 mimic regretta6ly real practices that, while at the m9ment useful t9 redirect m9re harmful urges, sh9uld ideally 6e entirely phased 9ut 9f s9ciety in the near future.

the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
a quick movement of the enemy will jeopardize six gunboats!! guess they wont need individual corpseboxes then
the five boxing wizards jump quickly guess you could say theyre ... hopping to it! 0u0 ribbit

the brown fox fuck the lazy dog quickly, lazy dog lay there barely notice his tiny pencil dick
fast wrecking shit sinks six waterbitch floating vessels
five wizards should box their genitals and moan at delicious pain then make man train and ball tickle with their beards

( rest of alpha and beta trolls under there )

GW - newtype tidbits that i wrote long ago and maybe posted idk??

For kinsugi cause she was reading it for the first time today and yeah it does stop in a relatively mean place. .____.

i would not call this fic quite dead (though haha 2009 haha ahem) but it is in deep hibernation yes. but when i'm done with the psychic wolves one it'll be nice to fall back on for my GW dose so idk.

( start of chapter 5 and ends in an awkward place fair warning )