spammy Battlefield Terra blatherings

-The more I think about it, the more I want to do a "quote me a scenebit and i'll tell you what Karkat was saying/thinking" thing with the ask box over on tumblr. It could be hilarious, heartbreaking, or more likely both.

Alas what it would also be is potentially v. spoilerific. I tend to want to answer ALL THE QUESTIONS, especially since background or worldbuilding questions often help me refine my own mental images of those things even as I explain them to other people. End result is that I often end up hinting way too much about what happens next. Hrrm. *ponders* Maybe I should wait a bit. idk. Or maybe I should only answer the ones where what Karkat says is a long list of impressive swear words. That could also work. It wouldn't be informative but it would probably be funny.

-I have been asked what BT would be like if Karkat was the one who had taken John captive.

The answers are not pleasant. ( discussions of rape )

*nerd*

Askerian: i have the best name ever for a bondwolf and i won't be able to really use it. :-(
Askerian: when quatre and heero go back to Earth
Askerian: they are found by this military guy, Count Townsend, and his troop. they don't like OZ and they're treating the boys well but they're gonna have to give in and hand them over eventually (it's the scene on the beach where heero and quatre play with dogs. btw.) (blahblah they escape from his, uh, high-security cloth tent and lack of guards, how could that happen. :O)
Askerian: so then i was looking for the real person that this Count Townsend was obv. descended from, then i was like shit there's too many of the guys it must be a generic nobility/martial name for japanese people idk
Askerian: then i was like "but they come from ireland so i could call his wolf eire. :D "
Askerian: but then i was like "this would make her a female and Mary would be all grr at her. hmm."
Askerian: and then i was like "IT COULD BE AN OLD GRIZZLED MALE WITH HIS TAIL CUT OFF AND HE WOULD BE CALLED MANX."
Askerian: i want a wolf named manx now T__T
Askerian: .__.
Askerian: but if manx isn't attached to Townsend it's not as fun a name!!!
Askerian: or maybe uh idk they meet again at some point. :-\
Askerian: manx would be SUPER OLD. hmmm.
Askerian: hmmm
Askerian: HMMMMMM
Askerian: halps i nerded and can't get up