^o^ ohohoho gw fic pimp

So. Does anyone here remember Mel and Christy, from the Gundam Wing fandom?

Alright. Does anyone remember Demon of Justice, the GW crossover where Wufei and his gundam are kicked into David Weber's Oath of Swords high fantasy series?

Because recently they started writing it again. There's been four or so new chapters in just over a month. Oooohohohoho. :D And they're planning to continue other old fics once they're back in the habit of writing regularly.

You can find the fic here; she was reposting the old chapters for motivation so everything is there; the new chapters start at 32: "Affirmation".

nghhh i love that fiiiic. X3 so much fun.

more spam and pimping

w00t! genderbendjutsu is a brand new LJ comm for genderbending (both sexy no jutsu shenanigans and transexual-type things.) Man, I have so many fics and pics to spam this baby comm with. ... I think I'll wait a bit before I start in on it, or I'll smother 'em. XD



And now, a meme! Stolen from annotated_em @dreamwidth:
Give me a character's name and I will tell you three reasons why it would be terrible to try to date them, have sex with them, or be in a long-term relationship with them.

For an extra challenge, pick characters you know I'm fond of. Anyone can tell you reasons not to date Cthulu, after all.

I SPAM BECAUSE I CARE. (also, puppies.)

So today my cousin's dog's puppies were eight weeks old, so we took them to the vet for health check + vaccination + cyborgization (i mean ID chipping.)

All eleven of them. Plus mom.

Basically we locked them all in the waiting room, took them out one by one, and took them back with pretty collars on, complete with ID medals. Which they immediately tried to eat off each other. And me and a friend of my cousin sat with them in the waiting room and played "oh fuck put that plant up on something before they shred all the leaves!! crap, there's a magazine underneath the wet, dirty pot! but if i move it elsehwere the puppies will -- NO YOU PUT DOWN THAT KIDDIE TOY oh hell. Well, anyone who takes their kid to the vet probably has an animal of their own who has slobbered on the kid before. Yeah."

I went on a couple of examinations/needle things and the puppies were apparently all really chill about it, no whining or struggling, just kinda "... hey, what are you doing e_ê" looks when injecting the chip. They were such GOOD puppies.

Mostly.

Except for that one single thing.

askerian: oh god puppies everywhere
sarolynne: PUPPIES
askerian: puppy turds =_________=
askerian: kinda runny
askerian: everywhere
sarolynne: XD;
askerian: MOCK MY PAIN
sarolynne: That's normal when they're that young.
askerian: oh god why so stinky
askerian: also also ALSO
askerian: puppy: 25 cm long.
askerian: turd: 10 cm long
sarolynne: XDDDDDDD
askerian: WHERE DOES HE FIND THE SPACE TO PUT IT
sarolynne: Intestines.
askerian: >_>
askerian: seriously. the puppy is 6 kgs. the turd is 500 grams. that's one twelfth its weight. it's like me crapping a puppy!

* sizes, weights, and math are all super mega rough estimates and only matter for comparison purposes. I am ded of puppy fumes. do not ask me. (okay, no, it's like me crapping, uh, 5/8ths a puppy. let's say. idk. but yeah, i'm really overweight either way. for now. I WILL CONQUER YOU, HUGE TUMMY. the boobs can stay.)

joisbishmyoga: why are you measuring poo?
askerian: i'm not! it's just kinda shocking to see a small puppy crap something that's half its own length
askerian: it's like ... "is that a magician trick? is that a trick puppy? double bottom? where are the doves?"