Tripletsverse - master post

Shit happens when Naruto gets his hands on the key to his seal too early, and the yang and yin chakra of Kyuubi are freed.

As in, now there are three Narutos.



Tripletsverse is:
-a series of oneshots and drabbles in the same continuity,
-written out of order.

It contains:
-yaoi, het and yuri,
-genderbending,
-twosomes/threesomes/polyamory/harem,
-rough sex, cute sex,
-crack, angst, gen-introspection,
-...is it incest or masturbation when they're three non-identical clones who used to be one person and the demon sealed inside him?

timeline: Some weird limbo after Jiraiya and Deidara's deaths but before Itachi's.
Team 7 is gearing up to leave but news of Jiraiya's death come first. Mission to track down Sasuke abandoned (team 8 wasn't even told there would be any.)
Team Hebi meets Deidara, Deidara dies. No Konoha nins to pressure them to leave the inn early so they let Sasuke sleep his fill. Meanwhile Itachi's health takes a turn for the worse (stupid rain going all night!) and he thinks he might not be able to win against Sasuke so he slips away to get himself healthy again. Sasuke loses the trail.

Possible pairings: ... a shit-ton. Characters I want to involve in pairings are Naruto, Naruko, Kyuubi, and Sasuke, Sakura, Itachi, Hinata, Sai, Ino, Neji, Karin (perhaps Suigetsu and Juugo), perhaps Gaara... Hell, suggest away.


ficlets whose title is not a link are planned but not yet written/posted.

TIMELINE SO FAR

Origin
Like hell Naruto is going to let Danzou get that frog Key thing.
(Naruto, Sakura, Naru, Kyuubi.)

Ordinary Uzumaki day
Kiba really hates Naruto's habit of making really hot chicks. No, really.
(Kiba, Naruto, Naru, crack)

Konoha
Kyuubi, pondering some changes his new human-ness has made. Also Tenten.
(Kyuubi, Tenten. Introspection + silliness)

Band-aids and the ripping thereof
Well, Tsunade had to find out at some point.
(triplets, Tsunade. Gen)

(no title yet)
"Do you two mind if we talk to Naruto for a minute?" Kakashi-sensei asked, and her first reaction was 'I'm sure they won't'.
(Naru, team kakashi. Gen, angst)

Lego
Three people in one tiny apartment. Talk about a tight fit.
(Kyuubi/Naruto, Naru. M/M R-NC-17, dubious consent)

Names
"So do we just call you Naruto 1, 2 and 3?"
(Kyuubi/Sai. Sai, Triplets, Sakura. M/M PG-13)

Intervention
"No, seriously, girlfriend, we have GOT to teach you about the wonders of a good bra." Man, but being a girl is hard work. D:
(Naru/Sakura. Naru, Ino, Sakura. Humor, fluff. F/F PG-...uh, 15?)

Names, Redux
Names are useless, meaningless things, and she can't have Kushina's.
(Kyuubi, Naruto&Naru, gen-ish)

Unconditional
"Guys guys I ttly get to wash on the girls' side of the public baths now. :D AND NOT EVEN GET BEAT UP. bet you're jealous."
(Naru/Hinata, F/F light-R, romantic fluff)

Girl Talk
"Hey, hey, did you know Hinata-chan is a LESBIAN?"
(Sakura, Naru. Naru/Hinata, Sakura/??)

...

Change of Plans
"You're not the Uchiha I was looking for."
(Itachi, Kyuubi, tension)

Rescue Mission
Team seven (all seven of them) plan.
(Triplets, Sakura, Sai, Kakashi, Yamato)

Sage Training
Like the title says.
(Naruto)

Declaration of War
Fuck you, Danzo. Fuck you in the *nose*. Nyah.
(??)

(untitled yet)
You want to get Itachi to what?
(??)



PLANNED BUT OUT OF TIMELINE FOR NOW

Wake-up call
Oh my god, since when is any kind of Naruto hot. DX
(Kyuubi/Sakura)

Coming out or something
Naru brings Hinata home to meet the in-laws. Kyuubi, keep your hands off, damn it.
(Triplets/Hinata? D:)

~snake snake it's a snake~
Kyuubi meets Team Hebi.

Uchihas
Itachi and Sasuke meet again.





GENDERBENT ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
AKA what if Naruto had been born a girl.
(not actually canon, just fun. XD)

Girl!Naruto introspection
(girlNaruto, girlKyuubi, boyNaru, drabble)

Bathhouse Meeting
(boyHinata, girlNaruto, girlKyuubi, boyNaru, ficlet)

Dat ass. Comparing curves
(GirlKyuubi/GirlNeji, boyHinata, girlNaruto, boyNaru, smut, ficlet)

Comfort
(Triplets, Post-Sasuke giving them the slip.)




This list subject to editing and re-editing and adding and shuffling things around at my merest whim.

Feel free to give me more suggestions in the comments. No promise, but we'll see what happens.