fic & memething - tripletsverse! nananananana~

Okay. READ THE FICLET THINGER FIRST. it's kinda choppy and the pacing is weird and it gets really cracktastic in places, though i'm not sure it's actually FUNNY, but.

I've had this bunny poking me for the last, oh, two years? I think.


( So when Kiba saw two blond heads bouncing in tandem down the street, one spiky and the other one pony-tailed, the only reason he did a doubletake was that, at first, he'd registered the second one as Ino with a boob job. )

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So basically my idea was that ... well. Somehow, in a manner that shall be explained at some point (probably), Naruto gets separated into three people, Naruto, Naruko, and Kyuunaru.

They proceed to make Konoha into their personal harem, but that is neither here nor -- actually, yes. Yes it is.

I earlier problem was that I tried to twist this so it would fall in a precise point or other in the canon continuity. Problem was the only two that worked for my purposes were 1) just after Jiraiya kicked the bucket, which = naruto in a bad emo mood, or 2) just before the training arc with Killerbee, where all the rookies are kinda >:/ at Naruto and vice versa, Sakura is riding out the shame of the failfession, and Sasuke has gone off the deep end and Karin and Suigetsu and Juugo aren't around anymore to rile him up woe woe.

Therefore, fuck that noise, this is set in a generic Part 2 post-Orochimaru timeline where everyone happens to be in good terms* and to hell with the details.

*apart from Sasuke, who at the start is only on goodish terms with team hebitaka, if you can call it that.

Hell, and also Itachi is still alive.

Might as well.

askerian: wait, did Itachi die before or after they captured Killerbee? because i liek the (brief and fleeting) camaraderie of post-killerbee Taka ;__;
askerian: ... BUT I LIKE KYUU/ITA SEXINGS MORE.
sarolynne: .....
sarolynne: Pfffft.
sarolynne: (Before, because Sasuke wouldn't have been working for Madara with Itachi still alive.)
askerian: ... DAMN IT.
askerian: okay then.
askerian: they can forge their brotherhood in the fires of Kyuubi's ardent pursuit, which they must ally to defend Sasuke from.


So there you are, wondering why the heck I'm telling you guys all that.

And it's because I want to attempt to write this silly little 'verse in a silly, quick way (though some scenes will likely be SERIOUS!! or something. idk, don't ask me, i'm just the writer, it's not like i control that shit.) and suzukiblu manages it pretty well for her ATLA fic so I'm gonna steal the format. Hah.

Give me a character you want one of the triplets (or even all three) to meet, and a prompt -- location, or mood, stuff like that. Please not abstract or poetic prompts, I suck hardcore at those. Three prompts each tops, I'll choose.

Like always I make no promises i'll manage to get it written, because I suck like that and also i'm gonna have to go to bed soonish and when I wake up the bunnies might be in hiding again, but I REALLY hope not because it fills me with so much cracky glee.

I'm gonna try to make myself write porn for this. O__o *crosses fingers*