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... I know I still have replies to write for the "give me a female character and i'll tell you why I love her" meme, but i'm stalled on them. (is anyone still waiting for a reply anyway? I'm horrible about replies, if it's more than two days later I tend to think "well, surely they've forgotten and it will be weird to reply so late, no one cares anymore" and so more often than not I end up not replying at all. Okay, half of it is my laziness looking for an excuse... then again I don't think I really can reply to *everything*, I might explode a little bit. x__x *actually kind of antisocial irl*)


But anyway.

* Gimme a character/pairing/threesome I've written/fangirled about, and I'll give you a bit of my personal headcanon for them. (their childhood, their secret hobbies, their sex life... haha especially their sex life. /perv)

* Comment with a story I've written, and I will tell you one thing I knew, learned, or wondered about while writing the story that didn't make it onto the page.
(if asking about teamwork, restore, or some other big 'verse, please try to narrow it down a bit because there are too many choices and I could have no clue where to start. XD; As for crossed wires, please no questions about it.)



¤ Will write a weekly naruto post later. (or maybe not. ehh. Depends on my laziness.) Chapter's up at mangastream, though.

¤ I still owe ten ItaSasu AU snippets, but my itasasu curse has hit again. Half the ideas I have are more brotherly than pairingly, and none of them are solidifying very fast. But they're still on my to-write list at the moment.

._.;

Okay, next post will have more real!content. rly. *guilts*

But, well.

"If you saw me in a police car, why would you think I got arrested?"


edit: D: how come half those answers involve some form of sexual misconduct? y'all are making me sound like a gigantic perv. I'm shocked. Shocked and appalled.




Also, sarolynne wrote a deliciously wrong/ouchies naruneji oneshot, so if that sounds interesting to you, here's a convenient link! :D

Everyone mourns differently; Neji hadn't expected to find himself mourning with Naruto's cock in his mouth. But there it was.

how can you resist that opening line, srsly.