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Barbarians are srs bizness.
Wed, Jun. 3rd, 2009 11:02After a long study of the customs of the Common Barbarian, I have determined two laws:
-The more spikes, blades, and edges there are on your armor, the more badass you are.
Corollary: The more serrated the spike, blade or edge is and the more evil you are.
-The less armor you wear, the more badass you are.
Corollary: Fur boots do not affect your badass quotent, as long as they don't go much farther up than your knee.
Corollary: You may not wear zero armor. If you are naked or wearing only almost nonexistent fluttery veils, you are probably a slave.
Therefore I conclude that the most badass barbarians ever to walk this Earth (or other Earths) are those who embrace the badassitude of armored pasties.
The scariest motherfucking overlord ever rose to that position only after adding spikes to her nipple-guards.
(It turns out heavy steel is bad for pneumatic firmness.)
aaaaa i wanna sleep but i have a meeting this afternoon aaaaaaaaa.
"...And then there's this, which is incredibly embarrassing, and resulted from finding a book with a terrible 70's "woman-in-chain-mail-bikini-clinging-to-a-barbarians-leg" type cover." See? this is all saro's fault
-The more spikes, blades, and edges there are on your armor, the more badass you are.
Corollary: The more serrated the spike, blade or edge is and the more evil you are.
-The less armor you wear, the more badass you are.
Corollary: Fur boots do not affect your badass quotent, as long as they don't go much farther up than your knee.
Corollary: You may not wear zero armor. If you are naked or wearing only almost nonexistent fluttery veils, you are probably a slave.
Therefore I conclude that the most badass barbarians ever to walk this Earth (or other Earths) are those who embrace the badassitude of armored pasties.
The scariest motherfucking overlord ever rose to that position only after adding spikes to her nipple-guards.
(It turns out heavy steel is bad for pneumatic firmness.)
aaaaa i wanna sleep but i have a meeting this afternoon aaaaaaaaa.
"...And then there's this, which is incredibly embarrassing, and resulted from finding a book with a terrible 70's "woman-in-chain-mail-bikini-clinging-to-a-barbarians-leg" type cover." See? this is all saro's fault