(naruto) On Itachi's sexuality -- ramble

So here I was, with my notes for Teamwork and a vague thought that maybe I should work on Cyborg stuff, and of course, what do I do? Go and write an essay on something that's totally irrelevant. XD;

Please point out anything that doesn't make sense or that you believe isn't true/is badly explained/needs to be expanded; I'm not claiming to be an expert on either Uchiha Itachi or debating. XD


EDITED ON FEB.8.07


On Uchiha Itachi's sexuality~

( What we know of Itachi )

( The lover's right personality )

( Physical attraction )

( Romance with Itachi )

( Relationship with Itachi )

( Potential canon-based relationships )

( Fanon Relationships )

I tried to get into the rationale of popular pure-fanon Itachi pairings, like ItaSaku, ItaHina and ItaNaru, but I'm having a hard time with it. XD; if you can correct my analysis and back it up intelligently, I will seriously owe you. (plz no bashing of the pairings themselves; I'm sure some people have valid reasons to like these pairings that aren't "well, Itachi is hot, evil is sexy, and I like to Mary-Sue myself into Sakura/Hinata/Naruto-chanchan.")

Also, anyone up for explaining Itachi/Kurenai to me? I'm afraid I really haven't thought about Kurenai at all much, so I have no clue at all how this would work. She's pretty calm and collected, and hey, jounin = competent, but... Hm. Itachi beat her so easily, and what would she see in him? (let us ignore the Asuma issue for now plz)


edit: You can stop reccing Loophole to me, people. XD I tried it, and, well, I'm not much into bodice rippers so maybe that's why I couldn't get into it. XD; That or I like to nitpick. Overall it was very well-written, but I can't say it was entirely IC either. It was like barely one step aside from IC, and I couldn't quite buy into the premises, and, well. I like to nitpick. u.u;;;

T_T *pets poor mistreated Kisame* *from afar*