*shakes the bunnies*

I can't write. Still. I've spouted out a Sakura ramble (not even a proper one-shot as she can't stay with one subject -- started with her relationship with Tsunade and, of course, ended up Team Seven) but it needs serious tweaking (rewording, condensating, and more rewording) and I can't find any motivation to do so. Teamwork is staring at me and grinning and not saying anything, the bitch. And all my other fics are playing dead.

Maybe I need to blackmail myself into writing. Yeah, it's hot, yeah, I'm feeling lazy, yeah, the canon isn't being very engaging right now. But damn it. *prods self with stick*


Also, I've wanted for the last six months to write filthy, filthy porn. Preferably of the Naruto's Harem variety. Alas. I NEED A GODDAMN PLOT. Also, to keep them IC.

Yeeah. Believable-yet-porny-porn. That's all me. *flops* =_=

(no subject)

Yes, I know I've been pondering about porny stuff. Yes, I've been looking for inspiration.

But.

BUT.

ONE THING I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE.

THICK, WRIGGLING, DROOLING WET, UGLY RED, EXCESSIVELY PHALLIC TENTACLES GOING FOR NARUTO, HINATA, KIBA AND AKAMARU'S ASSES.

Thank you, filler eps.

No, rly.