drabble challenge~

Blame complexphoenix. U.U I am pure, innocent and virtuous, and would never whine at you people to entertain me with ficlets when I'm bored, ever.

Except when I'm given fresh crack bunnies that I do not want, but would love to read.

complexphoenix: my cats look like they're going to have a fight soon.
askerian: ouch. they fight often?
complexphoenix: about twice a month
askerian: or is it just the new territory?
askerian: "and I shall claim dominion over... this windowsill."
complexphoenix: lol
askerian: "back off, biatch, that's my kitchen counter."
"back off my faucet, you toilet bowl drinker!"
complexphoenix: it's actually kind of interesting to watch them fight. they wrestle, wrapping their front legs to get a hold and then they try to get each other with their back legs
askerian: ... oh god. "the adventures of Haruno Sakura and her two kitties, Sasuke and Naruto."
complexphoenix: ...brilliant.
askerian: *snickers*
askerian: ... okay, fine, i'm going to request drabbles. ON NARUTO AND SASUKE AS KITTIES.
askerian: and it will be AWESOME.
complexphoenix: and they will groom each other's ears and Naruto will chase his tail.
complexphoenix: :-)
askerian: eeee
complexphoenix: Sasuke will be one of those dignified, serious cats that sits like a king in the sun patch, while Naruto will be always running around batting things around.
askerian: oh yeah XD
askerian: "oh, I thought sasuke was a girl at first. so lithe and graceful." :D
askerian: "What, you have two tomcats? did you have them snipped?"
complexphoenix: XP
askerian: *is bricked*

CHALLENGE. FROM PHOENINX AND ME.

*drumrolls*

NARUTO AND SASUKE AS KITTIES.

Kakashi as their owner? the dog next door? Sakura as a queen? what is Kiba? Itachi? Chouji? GENMA. GO WILD, PEOPLE.



*crickets*