fun with Kitty~

theninjakitty: If you ever want to see your characters again (I kidnapped them) you must update your fic known as Self reliance and and make itachi get preggers too kakashi or Iruka also (lmao)

theninjakitty: I mean...wtf.
askerian: ... =_=
askerian: oh god the stupid it hurts
theninjakitty: *beats it away with fan*
askerian: itachi. with kids.
askerian: ... ...
askerian: ....
theninjakitty: Oh god, this kid tried to convince me that Itachi and Kisame's baby would be the coolest kid EVAR
askerian: *brain splodey*
askerian: if itachi and kisame had a kid, kisame would so be the mommy
askerian: itachi totally tops
theninjakitty: She'd be all sexy with blue hair and she wouldn't be evil, because Itachi and Kisame aren't actually evil they're BAD TEMPERED
askerian: ... WTF.
theninjakitty: Itachi tops everything but Kyuubi.
theninjakitty: Because Kyuubi > everything living
askerian: yesssssssssssssssssss
askerian: oh yeah, he killed his whole clan in cold blood because he was angry.
theninjakitty: He was having a PMSy day. Give the guy a break.
askerian: does shukaku top itachi or the other way around?
askerian: yeah, it was becauseTHEY SOLD HIS UNDERAGE BOOTY TO A MALE BROTHEL. yeah. totally justified.
askerian: .. and his dad beat him, and his mother never let him have the first cookie either.
askerian: yeah, everyone knows the uchiha district was the red lantern area of konoha.
theninjakitty: Oh dear, the poor boy. And see, really, he just wanted to provide a better home for his little brother.
askerian: yeah. did it out of love.
theninjakitty: They were going to go away to Water because Itachi made friends at the brothel with this nice little girl named Haku.
theninjakitty: Haku and Itachi had a little baby named Sai, and Sasuke was going to be an uncle!
askerian: brain. broken.
theninjakitty: Yes, yes, Sai is Haku and Itachi's love child. This explains EVERYTHING.
theninjakitty: Since his mommy died, Sai was brought up with Auntie Deidara, who taught him art above all else.
theninjakitty: It's the TRUE STORY of lost love and familial bonds that have outlasted abuse and oppression.


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(naruto) android Sasuke universe -- ficlet

-Hasn't been betaed, so the grammar and flow suck,
-I don't like how limited my "cop" and "robot/computer" vocabularies are. Need more words, moooooore.

reminder: Sasuke's ID is UG-7-SA = Uchiha Genin n°7. Uchiha = the type of android, Genin: the latest "normal cops" batch/series, and I said SA was stealth and assassination for his two specialties, but I've changed my mind. XD Now they're just random letters. Or else I would have to figure out why he's not with the Special Ops, and what IT means. (intelligence and tactics? but he IS Special Ops. Doesn't fit. gah, whatever.)

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*returns to her Firefly episodes*