*whinewhine*

I really, really wonder where the hell my ability to write smut has disappeared. T_T there was a time anything i wrote was full of innuendo and I had to beat the pervy off with a stick. now? bah.

I must get the pervy back. And to fight my inability to write PWP...

FIRST THREE TO ANSWER WITH THE PAIRING OF THEIR CHOICE (and a situation, if they want) GET A DRABBLE-LENGHT PWP THING.

And this time I swear i won't get so preoccupied with a neat plot that i'll forget all about the smut -- no more than a hint of plot in these! è.é


EDIT/ okay, four it is. ~_____~;;; I swear, you people.

SO.

-majochan: Team Seven blanket fic. ... oh god i have a fic started kinda like that -- NO. NO. PWP I SAID.
-screwfate (XD hahaha): ItaSasu. mmm. *__*
-theninjakitty: ... team eight, pervy use of jutsu... *pondering*
-melhime: NaruSasuSakuKyu, inner saku -- huh. gotta have to think on this one. *pondering*


( why is it that horrible cruel NCS-y stuff comes easier than teamlove? For Saro(screwfate) )

WHYYYY TT____TT

WHY CAN'T I WRITE THREESOME SMUT?! WHYYYYYYYYY!!???!!

... I can't believe it's happening to me. it's the first time it does that to me -- *feels diminished as a man writer* ...maybe there are ... pills... or something... T_T

MUAH. (multipurpose post yay)

OKAY.

Les francophones, kineko et moi avont posté le second chapitre de L'Oeil du Dragon sur ffnet. On a fini d'écrire le cinquième -- on les garde avec autant d'avance parce que c'est rare qu'on arrive à se retrouver assez longtemps pour en pondre plus. =__=;

rianax wrote me a lovely angsty Saki drabble. aww. ;_;

Did I ever pimp the final part of chibirisuchan's Teamwork fan-fanfic? Because if I hadn't, here it is. Tell her it's sexy. (because god it is. her kyuubi's better than mine. *sulks*)

I KNOW I forgot to pimp even more cool stuff. rargh. i suuuuck.

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No, my mental boner still isn't quite back. The uchihacest drabble wasn't smut so much as cliché angst/prelude to rape that I chickened out on and faded to black, the Team 7 blanket fic has veered into angsty -- goddamn it sasuke, shut up and spread em -- and the last two are still staring me in the eye, not telling me a damn thing. I WILL BEAT THEM ALL.

... when I can Feel The Smut again. T_T

So instead of writing my own smut... I'm following a very alluring suggestion.

( Will you answer my request for drabbles? )

EDIT: I sleep now. But feel free to keep on spoiling me, people! *rolls in fic-presents*