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yay, ranty time!!!
Fri, Jul. 8th, 2005 02:31whee!! so long since I last imparted my wisdom on the masses in the form of a "OMFG WHY!!?? UR DOIN IT ALL WRONG!!!1!!" rant. XD Thank you ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
windandwater for the inspiration. *snerk*
So what are people doing wrong?
Labeling their fics. More specifically, labeling their pairings.
There actually IS a difference between, say "nejisasunaru" and "nejinaru, sasunaru".
The first is a threesome that makes teh Asuka squee with glee. The second is a love triangle that's probably going to bore her to tears, or make her gnash her teeth at the display of teenagery "my sweet, shy, gentle Naruto-chan loves me best!! MUAHAHAHA." "What? HE SHOULDN'T!! I LOVE HIM BEST, and will prove it with mucho flowers and romantic declarations under the balcony!!" "I must now proceed to be jealous as fuck, and horribly bitchy to boot -- only because i am so afraid to lose him, you understand." "I will shower him with my love and devotion and wait for him to realize that j00 R MEAN and don't deserve his sweetass shoujolove."
Some people love romances like that, where they root for one of the alpha males competing and hope Naruto (or whoever is caught in the middle) doesn't "make the wrong choice". I don't. It's no secret that i'm a threesome whore. So when you make me read the second by pretending it's the first, I tend to hiss and bite things a lot.
It's even worse when it's labeled narusasusaku. And i'm all "yay!!! teamlove!!!" AND IN FACT IT'S SAKURA BEING AWHORE MARY-SUE ok whore it is, and not ONE drop of yaoi. NOT ONE. OMG everyone loves Sakura, but who is she going to choose! She's so perfect and kickass and beautiful, so who deserves her sweet lurve? WE MUST NOW PROCEED TO CHOOSE TEH WINNER THROUGH MORTAL KOMBAT. yay ruining the team bond for a piece of ass.
So yeah.
THINK OF TEH ASUKA. LABEL YOUR PAIRINGS PROPERLY.
windandwater for the inspiration. *snerk*So what are people doing wrong?
Labeling their fics. More specifically, labeling their pairings.
There actually IS a difference between, say "nejisasunaru" and "nejinaru, sasunaru".
The first is a threesome that makes teh Asuka squee with glee. The second is a love triangle that's probably going to bore her to tears, or make her gnash her teeth at the display of teenagery "my sweet, shy, gentle Naruto-chan loves me best!! MUAHAHAHA." "What? HE SHOULDN'T!! I LOVE HIM BEST, and will prove it with mucho flowers and romantic declarations under the balcony!!" "I must now proceed to be jealous as fuck, and horribly bitchy to boot -- only because i am so afraid to lose him, you understand." "I will shower him with my love and devotion and wait for him to realize that j00 R MEAN and don't deserve his sweet
Some people love romances like that, where they root for one of the alpha males competing and hope Naruto (or whoever is caught in the middle) doesn't "make the wrong choice". I don't. It's no secret that i'm a threesome whore. So when you make me read the second by pretending it's the first, I tend to hiss and bite things a lot.
It's even worse when it's labeled narusasusaku. And i'm all "yay!!! teamlove!!!" AND IN FACT IT'S SAKURA BEING A
So yeah.
THINK OF TEH ASUKA. LABEL YOUR PAIRINGS PROPERLY.
