The Mary-Sue

A few weeks ago, a stupid bitch and all around bad writer decided to rewrite one of Kin and mine stories, just adding her own character in it. Then we decided to MST it. It was only in french, but seeing as windandwater keeps poking at me, I started to translate it. Here's the first half.


Notes:

1)this is a translation of someone who has HORRIBLE grammar, spelling and sentence-structure abilities. It's already impossible to translate exactly when one has good grammar, but I'm afraid I just can't match the appalling depth of her utter inability to write coherently. That and there are plays on words that just don't translate.

2) The original fic was a Necromancer Duo story.
=>Not a lot of the Gboys end up still being human XD Amongst other things, J (= renamed Jehovad) turns Heero into a ghoul (in our fic this means someone who drinks vampire blod but isn't dead yet; so when heero dies he will be a full vampire), Tro is part werebeast (not enough to change), Quatre an archangel and Solo makes his comeback as a zombie.
=>A number of fairly horrible things happen to all of them.
=>Duo ends up VERY solidly with Heero, seeing as Heero is for all intents and purposes dead and he has power over the deceased, and Heero regularly drinks his blood, tying them to each other with a lifelong bond twice over.
=> Sultan is Noin's zombie kitten. XD
Oh, and there's a town underground where all "dark" creatures live.


( Part one of the thing here )