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The Mary-Sue
A few weeks ago, a stupid bitch and all around bad writer decided to rewrite one of Kin and mine stories, just adding her own character in it. Then we decided to MST it. It was only in french, but seeing as ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
windandwater keeps poking at me, I started to translate it. Here's the first half.
Notes:
1)this is a translation of someone who has HORRIBLE grammar, spelling and sentence-structure abilities. It's already impossible to translate exactly when one has good grammar, but I'm afraid I just can't match the appalling depth of her utter inability to write coherently. That and there are plays on words that just don't translate.
2) The original fic was a Necromancer Duo story.
=>Not a lot of the Gboys end up still being human XD Amongst other things, J (= renamed Jehovad) turns Heero into a ghoul (in our fic this means someone who drinks vampire blod but isn't dead yet; so when heero dies he will be a full vampire), Tro is part werebeast (not enough to change), Quatre an archangel and Solo makes his comeback as a zombie.
=>A number of fairly horrible things happen to all of them.
=>Duo ends up VERY solidly with Heero, seeing as Heero is for all intents and purposes dead and he has power over the deceased, and Heero regularly drinks his blood, tying them to each other with a lifelong bond twice over.
=> Sultan is Noin's zombie kitten. XD
Oh, and there's a town underground where all "dark" creatures live.
For those who don't know, this is what happens when someone makes a very bad fanfic (Suka: with a MARY SUE on top of that!!!) of our own fanfics, without naturally bothering to ask for our permission. We usually are nice and understanding, but faced with such a RAPE of the original story, we couldn't do nothing.
Italics are commentary by Asuka, Kineko and the Cast of 'Lève toi et marche'.
Anime » Gundam Wing/AC » Rise and Walk the unpublished chapter
Kin: no wonder it was unpublished.
Author: PrincessYueSerenity
Asuka: what an original name...
G - French - Romance/Supernatural - Reviews: 3 -
Asuka: and of these three reviews, one os from me and two from my friends. So three flames. Such success.
Published: 07-05-04 - Updated: 07-05-04 id:1947934
Disclaimer : Nothing belongs to me except Serenity Meiran Shinimegami Maxwell Chang Yui.
Kin: good, now get your breath back, my child.
Asuka: Let's look over the names one by one: Serenity=Mary Sue.
Kin: Sailor Moon must die.
Asuka: Shinimegami, because apparently Shinigami is a magical family name that adapts to the gender of its bearer. Let's not even talk about the fact that the real spelling for female deity of death is shimegami.
Maxwell because she earned that right to call herself by that name when she was adopted by Father Maxwell, even if she never put one foot on L2.
Meiran, ::sinister voice:: we'll talk about that later. As for Chang and Yuy… oooh, she's bigamous.
Kin: Ha? Really I thought she'd managed to be the hidden daughter of Meiran, Sailor Moon, Duo, Fei and Heero.
Asuka: An orgy? Where? Where?
I based my fic on a fanfic I read on another site than fanfiction.net.
Kin: That wouldn't happen to be OniRyu perchance?
That fanfic which is called «Rise and Walk» by its original author
Asuka: Noooooooo?
Kin: Just in case: authorS, we were two for this fic...
Asuka: And on top of that it's quite understandable, does it even exist, a non-original author?
Kin: Yeah, see the proof.
totally belongs to her. I only created a parody ((NT not what she actually said but it was the closest I found))
Asuka: Just one problem, those are actually supposed to be funny.
of what could have happened if Duo had a sister ...And that sister is NOT Serenity from Sailor Moon.
Kin: oh, you're spoiling all my fun ::puts the shojo-gun down::
Rise and Walk
The Unpublished chapter
Asuka: So unpublished it needs its own capital letter.
By: Princess Yue Serenity
Serenity P.O.V.
Shindamachi, the town of the dead, is the town that saw me being born.
Kin: Poor thing. I'm talking of the town of course.
I am Serenity Meiran Shinimegami Maxwell Chang, daughter of Shinigami : The God of death.
Kin and Suka: ::take a deep breath::
I am the daughter of a human woman and of Nahad.
Kin: Poor thing, I'm talking of Nahad of course.
Heero: If Nahad had had a kid with anyone but Maeve, he would never have survived long enough to have Duo.
My hair is silver with pale purple bangs
Asuka: One minute, Nahad has black hair, she said herself that her mother's human, where does she get her magical haircut?
Duo: Mary-Sue power.
and my eyes are my father's: of amethyst color.
Asuka: Yanno, purple would have worked too.
I was born in the Shinigami palace. Four years after my birth, the palace was attacked by Jehovad's henchmen.
Kin: FALSE! Jehovad never attacked the palace, it was Nahad's brother, please read the original fic again!
Heero: Are you daft? She'd risk writing a sequel to that... THING!
Everyone was kill; my mother, the servant girls and the gardener.
Asuka: 'But alone, without defence, a four year old, I escaped by the power of the Supreme Mary-Sue'.
Kineko: Even more unkillable than Heero.
Asuka: Of course, the Mary Sue is always MORE than anyone else.
Heero: stronger, faster, more tolerant, more...
Duo: More irritating.
My father remarried another human with the name of Maeve with who he conceived another child. The palace was attacked once again.
Asuka: And of course they weren't expecting it any more than the first time.
Father sent Maeve far away, with his heir. I stayed to fight.
Kin: At four?
Everyone in chorus: Bless the Supreme Mary Sue.
That battle was one of the most violent I never saw.
Kin: Normal, you were four.
Suka: That and you only saw one other battle before. (btw, poor gardener. He came down to tend to plants the castle didn't even have, just to get killed)
After Father's death, a woman with the name of Lucrezia Noin, under my father's orders and last will, had the duty of taking me on one of the colonys so that I could learn to fight. She took me to L-5 to see a Master O.
Suka: Wait a sec... Lucrezia was: First: not old enough to take care of a child. Second: she wasn't in Nahad's service, she helped Duo afterwards because she owed one to Jehovad, that's all. Third: how do she knows Master O?Even without taking into account all the chronology problems, Lucrezia is an ozzie, O is a resistant, and human to boot, therefore without any contact with Shindamachi, therefore impossible.
On L-5 I was taught to fight barehanded and with a sword: my weapon of predilection was the katana.
Kin: Japanese weapon on a Chinese colony. Yeeeessss.
Another student was as good as me with the handling of that weapon: his name was Chang Wufei.
Wufei: Please, leave me out of this.
Kin: and weren't you a scholar at this period?
Asuka: 'course not, he'd just been born.
On L-5, I had the name of Meiran Lu.
Asuka: Why Lu? O_o
Kin: dunno but it was probably not that important; she didn't keep it in her collection.
When I reached the age of 16, Master O designated a husband for me : Wufei. My best friend, almost a brother, had to become my husband. He was the same age as me: 16 ans.
Duo ::counts on his fingers:: there was a temporal fart here... Ain't Wufei supposed to be my age? Does she have the ability to time-travel on top of that?
Wufei, looking unhappy: That and I was barely fourteen when I got married.
We were wed and the colony was partying
Asuka: you realize? She's so extraordinary that they declare a national holiday for her wedding...
Kin: Me, I'm trying to understand how someone of European descent can pretend to be a Chinese from L5. Especially when we know that Meiran is small, black slanted eyes, black hair in two ponytails, and despised Wufei when they married.
when Noin came back to see me.
Noin: I love seeing my whole existence reduced to the statute of messenger.
Duo: Weren't you with OZ already by then?
Wufei: Weren't you one of Treize's during the attack on L5 back then?
She told me: «
- Meiran. Shindamachi needs you.
- What can I do to help?
- Come back and protect the palace. Jehovad wants to destroy it.
Kin: BLOODY HELL!!! JEHOVAD DOESN’T WANT TO DESTROY ANYTHING!!!! WILL YOU READ OUR FIC CORRECTLY?!!!!
- Never will I leave him the occasion to do so. I will stop him first.
Asuka: Where the heck did she find her comebacks?
Kin: I would say bodice rippers, but it's insulting to Barbra Streisand.
- The bad new is that if you leave; you leave forever. You will never be able to come back to L-5 your duty will be to protect the palace until the end of your life or the return of Shinigami.
Kin: oh, so THAT'S the real reason L5 was partying.
- You know that that my brother is dead. I will be the guardian of that palace for all eternity.
Duo: I wasn't even born, how did she know I would be a brother?
Heero: Mary Sue Vision.
- Not so sure of that. Your father had foreseen that if the situation would present itself. If the line of the Shinigamis could come to an end that you, his daughter, you would marry the man he had chosen.
Asuka: First: if she is the firstborn, she IS the shinigami, girl or not. Proof is that the Shinigami who created Deathbringer was a woman. Second, Shinigami doesn't get a S in plural form.
- who is that man?
- He is one of the most faithful ghouls of your father. He is the one who cared for you when you were a child and of Maeve.
Heero: I have a very bad feeling...
- I don give a shit about his title I want to know his name.
- He is named Heero Yui. In this moment, his mission is to find Shinigami and bring him back to Shindamachi.
Heero: Auto-destruction started.
Duo: WHAT?!!! Wait a sec, MY sister wants to steal MY man?!!! She wouldn't happen to be called Relena on top of that?!!!
- Shinigami died in Maeve's belly.
- False, he is still alive … at least from what I know. »
Kin: and how does she know? Noin is turning Mary Sue too?
Noin: Hey, am I insulting YOU?
The conversation stopped here. I remembered Heero Yui. He had magnificent brown hair, color of milk chocolate and eyes of a blue that was sea and sky at the same time.
Duo: Show your eyes? Ah, yeah, there's even little seagulls inside.
Sultan: ::chomps on Heero's hair:: EWW! Meow!
I remember having given him my blood already, when Jehovad would punish him.
Heero: Right, I am now straight AND a pedophile.
I said to Noin that I will return to the palace as soon as the first attack will happen.
Kin: ad on top of that she teleports.
It happened a week after my marriage to Wufei.
Wufei: and during that week, it didn't occur to her to warn anyone? The fraternal love must have been deep...
I feigned my death by using an unfinished Gundam that got destroyed. I saw Wufei's face after the explosion, he was crying like a child and that stabbed at my heart.
Duo: Stabbed her heart? With what?
Wufei: gundamium shrapnel, I hope. I didn't even cry for the real Meiran, why would I bawl like a child for a heartless bitch who didn't even feel like warning her supposed best friend and spouse?
My human side loved him and my Shinimegami side told me that Heero was better for me.
Asuka: The last time she saw him, wasn't she FOUR?
My heart was swinging between the two of them not knowing who to choose.
Heero and Wufei: NEITHER ONE.
I took the road for Earth, leaving L-5 and my past forever, well I though so at the time.
Kin: wow, they must have been happy.
I spent 4 years, alone, at the palace to protect it,
Asuka: You sure it wasn't in a dungeon?
Noin: Aha! I remember now, it was a plan to make her fall into an oubliette!
since I came back I have not seen the light of the day. This saddened me but I have mourned the sun enough.
Asuka: Ah? Because on a colony she could see the sun directly? She's gotta be tanned now...
Every day of my life I make myself a long braid and put my tunic over my head.
Kin: Like Quasimodo?
Asuka: And she still hasn't choked to death? Crap.
I am afraid people would recognize me and try to kill me.
Asuka: We're wondering why.
Jehovad saw me arrive at Shindamachi and sent several of his henchmen to kill me.
Kin: But WHY?
Their corpses now rests on the staircase leading to the palace's floor.
Kin: ...>_>
Asuka: ... D:
Heero: ...è_é
Duo: Hey, I thought it was my father who was responsible for the skeletons on the stairs...
Heero: YES. EXACTLY.
I was 21 when strangers decided to come back to the palace.
Kin: Sixteen plus four!
All: TWENTY!
Asuka: Someone will have to explain to me the way "strangers" and "come back" are coexisting in this sentence.
I could feel that the first one was of the world of darkness
Duo: If only he was the only one...
Maybe a ghoul? He had chocolate brown hair.
Heero ::pulls Sultan away from his head and throws it to Noin::
The second one had a long brown braid that easily reached his waist.
Duo: That's all there is to notice in me? And my marvelous amethyst eyes? And my loveable personality? And my godlike body? And my necromancy powers that even someone with almost NO grasp on magic like Heero can feel?
The third had brown hair and a big part of it covered his face and I suspected him of being a werebeast.
Trowa: ...?
Quatre: he's asking how she guessed at first sight when none of us, even those with knowledge about the other species had guessed?
Heero: Mary Sue Knows All.
Duo: Mary Sue Sees All, Mary Sue helps the spurned lovers and jinxes your boss. Accepts credit cards and checks.
The fourth, him, looked like an angel with his blond hair and from his aura, he was one.
Quatre: Oh, so after a few centuries as an angel, I still can't hide my aura?
Duo: Mary Sue Knows All, Mary Sue...
Heero: We got it, Duo.
The fifth, a Chinese wearing his hair in a ponytail was the last one to come in. that one made me think of my husband: Wufei.
Wufei: And here I was hoping she'd married one of my clones....
I was one with the shadows of the palace and I had took place at the top of the stairs. After that I said in a strong and powerful voice: «
Asuka: ::hides under her chair:: the grammar, mommy, she hurts me, I'm scared of the twisted grammar mommy.
Kin: You should be used to it with me...
Asuka: You never mixed the tenses like that, nor took the pain of qualifying anything with several synonymous words.
- Who dares to come in the palace of Shinigami?
Duo: It's the plumber!!
- Who are you? Said the first one, pulling out a weapon.
Heero: I can't believe I needed so long to draw ::sulks::
-I am the guardian of this sacred place that you just profaned. My name is forever to forgotten because I am the solitary guardian.
Suka: And here I thought it was just that no one has enough memory to remember it entirely.
Duo: That or they tried to forget her.
If you tell me why you are here maybe I could spare you.
Asuka: wow, the Guardian does her job so well.
Kin: Well, it's not as if she swept the bones off either...
- No way, said the first one.
Heero: hey, I'm not OOC here.
Kin: Don't get used to it.
- Heero, said the fourth, how are we going to do what you wanted to do if she doesn't let us get past.
Asuka: pass over her body?
Heero: Not literally I hope?!
- Weak onna, said the fifth.
Wufei: Me Tarzan you onna.
Duo: But Wufei, you're Chinese, why would you talk Japanese ?
Asuka: It's Mary Sue Land, everyone speaks fangirl japanese. Sugoi ne?
- What did you call me otoko?
Asuka: Wow, she researched stuff...
- Onna. I am even wondering why you are the guardian and not a man?
- Because the only man who could have taken my place is dead in his mother's belly. He was to become Shinigami. I am the only one heir still alive to continue the line of the Shinigamis.
Asuka: Isn't her existence a secret? Why is she telling her life story to everyone like that?
Kineko: So that we can admire her.
Asuka: I feel awed. Especially of the G-boys, showing such patience.
- It's false. There never was a woman who was supposed to protect the palace.
Asuka: Of course, everyone knows that apart from Mary Sue soldiers are always men.
Noin ::checks her cleavage:: Fuck, I didn't know, thanks for telling me.
- You who knows our rules so well, who are you?
- I am the protector of Shinigami. They call me Heero Yui.
Noin: you forget Junior.
Heero: Fuck you.
- So this is you whom Lucrézia was talking about.
- You know her?
Noin: No no no!!!
- She was the one who guided me to safety after the final attack on the palace.
Duo: What a fuck up THAT was....
Noin: Thanks for reminding me.
Heero: In the other hand she also hid Relena...
Noin: Hey! That's not the same, Zechs had asked me to!
She hid me on L-5. And only came back to see me when the palace had to be protected.
Duo: So the palace stayed unprotected for twelve years?
Wufei: IMHO Master O complained and asked them to take her back.
She asked me to leave my husband, on the very night of the ceremony. Now, that you know who I am; can I know what you are doing here? »
Kin: That fic's even better than Santa Barbara, when do we get the spurned boyfriend plotting against the happiness of the pure and courageous maiden?
Asuka: You forgot the evil twins.
They consulted each other for a few minutes before turning toward me and give me their answer. It was the angel who answered. He said: «
- We are going to explain if we can find a place to sit down.
- Follow me, I said as I walked down the stairs. »
Kin: She walks down the stairs to lead them to the house, upstairs?
I led them to the guest parlor. The room was in the shades of black, silver and white.
Kin: That has to feel reassuring for the guests.
Asuka: At least it goes with her look, that's the main point.
I sit on the chair facing the chesterfield and the one-place armchair.
Asuka: ::convulsion:: TENSE OF THE VERB!!
Kni: Good heaven! Quick, your medicine!
The boys calmly took place on the free places. Heero
took the armchair whereas the one with the braid, the werebeast and the angel chose the chesterfield.
Kin: what the heck is a chesterfield?
Asuka: Me, I know, but seeing her vocabulary level, I wasn't expecting her to.
The last one, with the ponytail, chose the floor.
Duo: BEEP wrong answer: In a potentially hostile situation, Wufei, and Heero too by the way, will choose to lean against the wall close to the door to be ready to attack or disappear discretely if needed. Terrorism in ten lessons, part one.
Before the blondie
Quatre ::grin, palpitating vein:: Better be a blond physically than mentally.
started to tell his story I made a move toward the chimney and a fire lit.
They were all surprised. I suspected that magic such as mine, was probably not common in the other world ; that of the living.
Duo: so we saw zombies, vampires, tengu, orks, but a little flashy, useless spell makes us gape with astonishment... And aren't there living beings in Shindamachi?
Heero: Yeah, dinner.
All, pointing to Mary Sue: She's alive, her.
Heero: Don't want to risk food poisoning.
I said : «
- We will be more at ease like that.
Asuka: Now that we all know you can do wandless magic... ah, wrong fandom.
Kin. Leave the Hogwarts kids alone, they didn't deserve it and they have enough problems with THEIR Mary Sue.
- I thank you for being willing to listen to our story miss.
Kin: She was married, it's Mrs.
Asuka: Huh. She bored them to death with her own story without even asking if they gave a damn, so it's the least she could do...
- I would ask you not to call me miss. Please do call me Serenity.
Asuka: Am I the only one who wants to slap her right now?
Kin: Take a number.
- Our story started a few years ago. Heero Yui,
Heero: YUY
right here is the first Gundam pilot
Kin: aren't they supposed to keep it a secret?
, said the small blond while pointing at the one who knew the rules of Shindamachi. And here is Duo Maxwell the second pilot, he said as he pointed to the braided one. Trowa Barton is the next one. The young man who had half his face covered by his hair saluted me with his hand.
Asuka: Lemme guess, it was the one fingered kind?
Trowa ::nods::
I am called Quatre Raberba Winner, fourth pilot, continued the little blond angel
Quatre: ::vein bulging::
, and here is the last pilot : Wufei Chang.
- Wufei? I said before losing consciousness. »
Wufei: Oh, I see. I get married to my best friend, she dies a week later in tragic circumstances and when she sees me, she who knew perfectly well that I was alive, SHE is the one who faints? I don't think she has any right to.
Duo: You forget the fact that she didn't even recognize you. In the other hand, did you want to faint?
Wufei: It's the principle of the thing.
Wufei P.O.V.
That strange onna had just lost consciousness and this after having heard my name. What strtled me the most was the fact that she had been on L-5 and had been married. But to who?
Wufei: An unlucky man.
She hasn't said. I know that before the destruction of the colony there has been only one marriage: me and Meiran's.
Asuka: I'm on my ass here. She's so exceptional that no one but her ever marries on the whole colony.
Kin: One marriage for several millions of inhabitants, that's reassuring about life in space...
Duo to Wufei: And you need to do all that thinking to recognize your own wife that you knew from childhood?
Wufei: Apparently I had been trying to forget her.
Meiran. She's the one I miss the most. It is rare to forget your best combat partner,
Wufei: I tried.
even if that best partner is a woman. She had the potential to become the next Sensei of L-5, before the attack and her death, that goes without saying.
Suka: ::vein throbs::
Kin: courage, we're almost halfway through.
Suka: That's not helping.
I noticed that a lock of silver hair, striped with purple
Kin: Vertically or horizontally?
Suka: A werezebra, you think?
exited from her hood.
Kin: but it's not a hood, it's her tunic, that she's wearing on her head.
I only knew one person who had hair that color: Meiran Lu.
Wufei: HA! That's reassuring, it's not the right Meiran. Mine was called Meiran Shirin of the Long clan.
But it was impossible, she got killed before my eyes. I looked at the others and I guessed that was as white as if I had seen a ghost.
Duo: But...you're a Guide of the Dead, you chat with ghosts every day, that shouldn't do anything to you.
Asuka: Well, maybe it's because he was the one to send Meiran's soul to Heaven.
Duo: Ah, that's why you paled! You messed up!
Heero P.O.V.
I was hard pressed to believe that this girl could be the daughter Nahad had with his first wife.
Heero: WHAT first wife?
But the dates fit
Asuka: In which calendar?
also the fact that Lucrezia took care of her.
Noin: I said it already: I'm sorry.
What's bothering me a little is that she was married. How could I take her as a wife if she wasn't pure any longer.
Heero: Does that mean I can refuse the marriage?
Asuka: So not only Heero is a pedophile, but on top of that he's a son of a bitch with a mentality dating back to the Middle Ages. If a girl ain't a virgin, she's not worth anything? The first thing he thinks when he finds his intended is : crap, someone fucked her before me? He sounds like he's madly in love indeed...
Duo: Wait a minute here... Heero was betrothed all that time, and he knew it, and he let me hit on him?!!!
Heero: I was hoping she was dead.
Why does that bother me? After all I am not supposed to have feelings
Heero: What feelings? The author just made me think that the only interest her sue had was her virginity ? and just one detail: I like guys, I like dick, I like getting bugge...
Wufei: YUY! Enough, we got it!!!
but since I am in the town of the Dead and not at the surface… What importance does this have.
I looked at Wufei and I saw him lose all his colors when he saw a lock of silver hair striped with purple, that exited from Serenity's hood.
Heero: I recognized her before I saw her hair? Amazing.
When she had heard Wufei's name she has fainted. I rapidly connected the fact that she had been married and Wufei who had lost his wife. The two were husband and wife in the surface world.
Asuka: In the world of Gundam Wing, there's only Wufei and Meiran who EVER get married, everyone knows that.
Nahad's speech still rang in my ears: «
- if my son comes to die, you will marry my daughter: Serenity, so that the line goes on.
Heero: I don't remember him telling ME to marry her, I hoped to make her marry Jehovad.
I trust you Heero, you are my most faithful servant and be proud of that. »
Asuka: Heero was one of JEHOVAD's men, Jehovad only lent him to Nahad because he was too young to be of use yet.
That promise, I had to hold it. The only thing I didn't like was the fact that yes I love Serenity but at the same time I have a duty to protect Shinigami. Hard dilemma.
Kin: TOP! Fell in love in less than one minute. Record beaten!
Asuka: The last time he saw her she was four year old. He sees her again, she's playing the pompous, masked bitch, faints in the purest tradition of shojo girls and his love for her is already big enough for him to feel torn between his duty and her. There's something weird here.
Duo: You're still thinking too logically to understand a Mary Sue.
Duo and Serenity, God and Goddess of death. One living in the surface world, with the living and the other having to live in the world of death. Both have the same mission : to protect the earth.
Duo: I have to protect the Earth? Since when? I thought I was just there to direct the town... and as a Gundam pilot my goal s to free the colonies, not the world.
Serenity woke up
Kin: helped by several backhanded slaps across the mouth.
and Wufei got some colors back. Wufei decided to talk and he said: «
Asuka: Astonishing , he decides to talk and just after that, he talks! HE TALKS!!!
- Serenity have you already used the name of Meiran during your sojourn on L-5?
- That was indeed my name : Meiran Lu.
Wufei: SHIRIN.
Best katana wielder and future
substitute of Master O, well before my adventure in an unfinished Gundam.
Asuka: We asked for your name, not your life.
- Why didn't you die that day? It was impossible to survive to Shenlong's explosion.
Kin: Err, Shenlong was destroyed? And here I thought she was using a normal mobile suit because the gundam wasn't ready for use yet...
- You see my dear Wufei, the Gods and Goddesses of death cannot die …except by violent death.
Kin: And death by exploding gundam doesn't qualify ? O.o
I had the time to leave Gundam Shenlong before its explosion and I took refuge on Earth, in
Shindamachi.
Asuka: And no one saw her exit the exploding Gundam and run across the battlefield?
- Why did you have to leave? And especially why didn't you try to contact me?
Asuka: Because, my dear Wufei, you aren't her SoulMate and this little factoid excuses every occasion she has of behaving like the cunt she is.
- I wanted it so much my dear Wufei but my obligations prevented me from it.
Wufei: Show me where it's written?
And as for my departure; I had to leave because the
Palace would have been destroyed by Jehovad and his henchmen. »
Kin: what the hell does she have against Jehovad?
Serenity changed the course of the conversation by getting up and showing us our rooms. The sharing was did in this way
Kin: ASUKA! DON’T SWALLOW YOUR TONGUE, WE'RE HALFWAY THERE!!!
Asuka: conjugation!!! conjugation!!!!!
: Quatre and Trowa on the right of her room, Me and Duo on the left and Wufei would camp alone on the bedroom facing Serenity's. The bedrooms were like formerly, when Nahad
lived, dark and mysterious. The canopy bed proudly stood in the middle of the room
Kin :which room?
and the trunk at the foot of the bed. A fire purred happily in the chimney covering the room in red and gold tint.
Serenity P.O.V.
I shared my story with these persons and when tired of answering their questions
Kin: die bitch die.
I got up and showed them their bedrooms. I gave the Angel a room that communicated with that of the werebeast's
Suka: she's so intelligent, she guessed right away, and what open-mindedness, to facilitate so their lurve!
Kin: Why uppercases for angel and werebeast?
through the bath chamber on the right of my bedroom.
Asuka: first: what the hell is a bath chamber? Second: how the fuck can their rooms communicate through said bath chamber if the bath chamber is on HER right?
Kin: She already has the power to twist Time, what makes you think she can't manipulate Space too?
These rooms where the gayest of the Palace.
Kin: I'm gonna pretend the pun wasn't intended.
I gave to my brother Father's bedroom and the one I gave to Heero was his old room back during Maeve's era. I had kept the bedroom of my deceased mother. Wufei had the bedroom facing mine, the only one still habitable since I have invoked the Great Dragon a few years ago.
Asuka: translation: let's not talk so much about that insignificant little detail that would have made me the Shinigami if only I followed the goddamn rules. I am so exceptional that invoking the Dragon when I'm not even the Heir is something banal...
Once my guests installed, I pulled off my tunic and let my mane fall all the way. My long silver and purple locks now touched my ass and I had to brush them for a long time before braiding them. Following that, I put on my pajamas : black pants with a camisole also of a black color that let you see a magnificent tattoo that had the shape of a dragon whose head rested in the hollow of my neck.
Asuka: THE BITCH!! She stole Heero's tattoo!
Kin: A camisole, isn't that sort of a shirt? How can we see the tattoo if she's wearing a shirt?
Asuka: SUIMS (Shut Up, It's Mary Sue)
The wings were spreading on my whole upper back and ended on my arms. The body of the Dragon stretched along my spine and finished at butt level. Nos ones, except those living at Shindamachi, had already seen this tattoo that I kept just as secret as my own name.
Kin: so she walks around butt naked with a tunic on her head?
I heard someone knock at my door and before I could say anything, they had come in.
Kin: Then why bother to knock?
I just had the time to put my braid over my shoulder thus hiding a good portion of the tattoo.
Asuka: wow, her braid is magical too ... variable geometry...
I turned around and saw Heero. He had that same look than the day Father got killed, a lost and slightly incredulous look.
Duo: We're talking of the same IceMan here? The man of the Iron Spandex?
Heero: give me some slack. I just learned I have to marry a Mary Sue....
I noticed for the first time how much we had changed.
Heero: Personally I didn't get much older in fifteen years. Comes with being a ghoul, you know. Slower to age and all.
Not only his mission had been to find and protect Shinigami but he would have had the mission to marry me if Shinigami hadn't survived … I could understand his dilemma, after all, I found myself in almost the same situation with Wufei. We had changed so much in five years.
Suka: if the last time she saw Wufei was 5 years ago, then he was barely 11. Though we know it's not pedophilia that keeps her from sleeping at night.
Kin: The Mary Sue is the living embodiment of TWT (timeline, what timeline?)
He becoming sour by the loss of his wife, me by the fact to need returning to the Palace while I had believed to find happiness.
Suka: ::hits head on table::
Kin: Hey, I'm trying to type here....
Before I could make a move, Heero had rejoined me and sat at the foot of the bed. I went to join him
Kin: But he ALREADY joined you!
and he asked the fatidic question : «
- what really happened during the last attack?
Heero: I was THERE damn you.
- Father got killed and Lucrezia brought me to L-5. There, I took the name of Meiran Lu
Wufei: SHIRIN!
and became a pupil of Master O. At age 16, I was wed to my best friend and in the evening, during the banquet, Lucrezia told me that I had to go back to Shindamachi because the Palace was in danger and I was the only Heir of the Kingdom.
Heero: I asked you what happened during the battle, not the details about your little life that, by the way, you ALREADY told me about.
Noin: err, after checking higher in this fic, I actually told her that Duo was alive...
Kin: TRR.
Asuka: ?
Kin Theory of Relative Reality. That's one of the Mary Sue's powers, the world rearranges itself to fit their moods.
- And you came back?
- Yes. But before leaving Lucrézia dictated Father's last will to me.
- Which?
- That if Shinigami came to die that Father's most faithful Ghoul would become my husband. And that ghoul is you Heero. »
Heero: shit, did he resent me or what? And didn't I already KNOW that?
Heero P.O.V.
When Serenity gave me my room I noticed that it was the one I had back during Nahad's era. Duo had gotten that of his father and was still poking his nose everywhere when I left the room. I then walked toward Serenity's bedroom. I knocked at the door and before anyone came to open I came in. I saw Serenity put her braid quickly over her shoulder before turning around, but I still had the time to see the Dragon tattoo, sign that she had already managed to call the Great Dragon of the Shinigami line.
Kin: where did we say that?
Suka: We didn't say that. The tattoo means that you're one of the Dragon's servants, not a summoner. We won't even poke at the fact that if she called the Dragon, she IS the shinigami.
I went to sit at the foot of her bed and she told me her tale. I asked her this question in return:
«
- Serenity, did you already give yourself to your husband from the surface?
Heero: since when am I talking like a romance novel hero?
- Wufei? Never. I felt like I had been married to my brother so to consummate my marriage would have been incest, she said with a light laugh. »
Suka ::scratches the screen:: YOU CUUUUNT
Kin: Hey, you won't manage to strangle her like that, let go of my computer, it's not responsible.
I felt a relieved sigh leave my chest when she told me that. After that she asked me: «
- would you have married me if Shinigami was dead?
Heero: No.
- It was your father's last will.
- I meant, if Father had left you the choice would you have done it by love or obligation ?
Heero: I wouldn't have done it.
- In the above world, I would have said by duty but here… I would say a bit of both. And you? Having known before you married Wufei, would you have done it by love or duty?
- My Shinimegami side told me to marry you, but my human side would surely have told me to choose Wufei. A dilemma that passably resembles yours.
- What dilemma?
- Marry me or protect Shinigami.
Heero: Protect shinigami, definitively.
- My duty as always been to protect the Shinigami line and you are part of that so by becoming your husband I will become a member of the line.
Suka: Uhh. Where's the logic in that sentence?
- It is true that you would be a good husband but are you ready? Here is the real question.
Heero: Apart from the "queerer than a three-dollar bill" problem?
- I believe myself able.
Heero: Was I drugged when I said that?
- even if you have to return above and let me at Shindamachi.
Heero: I call that a strategic retreat.
- Yes.
- So, when the war ends we will marry. »
Heero: Please god no.
Wufei: One minute, when did we divorce?
Heero: You want to keep her?
Wufei: no, my friend, I'll relinquish my rights for you happiness.
Heero: Bastard.
I had a suspicion that this was a promise and that I would never be able to let it go unfulfilled.
Serenity P.O.V.
I had just given an ultimatum to Heero. And that without wanting to, I have to admit. By telling him that I would marry him at the end of the war, I don't know what came over me but it was done and I couldn't go back.
Kin: admit it, you just dream of screwing a cartoon character.
Wufei P.O.V.
Once installed in my room that was situated in front of Meiran's,
Asuka: fuck, she likes her plan of the palace.
I left my room and walked to Meiran's. I was going to knock at the door when I heard two persons talk. Heero and Meiran, they were talking of the last wish of Nahad, Duo and Serenity's father, who said that if Duo came to die Meiran had to marry the most faithful ghoul of the Line: Heero.
Kin: Can a ghoul have a line?
Suka: Yes, we GOT IT that Duo's dad was a meddling son of a bitch, no need to make the characters repeat it again and again!
And when they came to talking of our marriage and that I heard from Meiran's mouth that she had always considered me like a brother … My world fell in ruins. What I took for the worst betrayal was when she told Heero that at the end of the war, she would marry him.
Asuka: T_T ::hugs:: don't worry Fei, she's a real slut, she didn't deserve you.
At this moment, I opened the door and see ...
Suka: CONJUGATION!!!!
Kin: Take your pill, Suka.
Heero P.O.V.
And as if to seal that promise, I leaned toward Serenity and kissed her softly.
Duo: WHA?!!
Heero: ::manages not to barf:: I plead satanic possession.
Suka: EEK!! He wasn't even the one who made that goddamn promise... O.O
Duo: ::shakes heero:: TELL ME YOU WANTED TO MAKE HER SWALLOW ARSENIC!!!
My lips barely brushing against hers. Once the shock past, she responded to my kiss and deepened it by opening her lips and touching my tongue with hers.
Duo: I feel like perpetuating a family tradition suddenly...
Heero: Which one?
Duo: fratricide.
And a fight for the dominance began…
Suka: x_x
Kin: ah bah there it is, she broke my Suka. Breathe, Su, it's almost finished.
Suka: I read it before. The worst is yet to come. X_X
The taste of vanilla that was escaping from her mouth
Suka: she's barfing her yoghurt?
was a gentle torture for me … Even being a ghoul I had already tasted some woman's mouths
Heero: Do I have to go down on every gundam pilot to convince her that I'M QUEER GODDAMN IT?
Suka: ::n____________n:: Want my opinion? Do it anyway, just to get rid of the taste.
Duo: HEY. I refuse. Keep your fantasies for yourself.
but never did one attract me like Serenity did.
Everyone: No. Comment.
That soft moment came to an end when someone opened the door. I couldn't see who was the intruder but Serenity saw him and since he saw that he was intruding closed the door and went back to his bedroom.
Heero: Wufei, don't be a bitch, get me out of here.
Duo: It's weird to hear you talk like that.
Heero: I'm desperate.
Serenity P.O.V.
Heero sealed our promise
Kin and Suka: WE FUCKING GOT IT.
Suka: Little style lesson: The goal of a POV change is usually to learn new things; not to bludgeon the readers over the head with sealing of contracts through kisses and the blueprints of the fucking house.
by kissing me very softly. I was taken by surprise but I responded by opening my lips and touching his tongue with mine. His light taste of caramel
Heero: Duo, do I taste like caramel?
Duo: No love, you've got dog breath but I love you anyway.
made me slightly fall in love
Suka: slightly? I thought she already understood that they were DESTINED FOR EACH OTHER, that even Nahad knew that when she was four.
Kin: I think it was supposed to be a stylistic effect.
Suka: It doesn't work.
And I wanted to have more. The sound of my door opening pulled my feet back on the ground and I saw Wufei, red with anger,
Suka: Well, I'd be red with anger too in his place. He just found his wife again and the slut rather seduce Yuy than explain anything.
Wufei: ... In fact I'm trying not to laugh.
close the door and heard him leave toward his room. The beautiful magical moment was finished for me and Heero.
I pulled myself together and asked my companion : «
- Quatre said a little earlier that you had to do something here. What is it? Will you bind Duo to the Scythe?
- Yes, like you were bound to the
Glaive by Lucrezia.
Kin: WHAT Glaive? And what does Noin know about magical binding to family weapons?
- Do you believe him able to summon the Great Dragon ?
- Maybe will he succeed one day. Like you did.
Kin: How do you know? You're turning Marty Stu too?
Wufei: He kissed her: he's contaminated. We have to put him down, he's suffering.
Duo: if he gargles with blessed water, will that do the trick?
By the way how did that happened?
- When I arrived here five years ago,
Kin: Oh, for once the time relation is sorta okay.
Jehovad sent a few of his henchmen to get rid of me.
Kin: BORDELLONE. But why?? I am the first one to beat up Jehovad when he deserves it, but don't get over the top either!!
And as you could notice their cadavers rest on the steps going up to the palace.
Wufei: Being a slob is in he family apparently.
Duo, sidelong glare: Maybe I had the bad luck of being born in her family, but you CHOSE to be her husband.
Wufei, grimacing: Believe me, I regret.
I have to say that at one moment during the battle they were so much of them that I succeeded in summoning the great Dragon who came to my help.
Kin: If we'd let Shini loose in the palace, there wouldn't be a palace left. His HEAD is TRUCK-SIZED.
But since then I haven't seen him any more. »
Heero agreed with a nod and leaned toward me again and et deposed a delicate kiss on my lips . I responded and before we went any farther, Heero got up and went to the door. He left my room without making a sound.
Heero: Escape successful.
windandwater keeps poking at me, I started to translate it. Here's the first half. Notes:
1)this is a translation of someone who has HORRIBLE grammar, spelling and sentence-structure abilities. It's already impossible to translate exactly when one has good grammar, but I'm afraid I just can't match the appalling depth of her utter inability to write coherently. That and there are plays on words that just don't translate.
2) The original fic was a Necromancer Duo story.
=>Not a lot of the Gboys end up still being human XD Amongst other things, J (= renamed Jehovad) turns Heero into a ghoul (in our fic this means someone who drinks vampire blod but isn't dead yet; so when heero dies he will be a full vampire), Tro is part werebeast (not enough to change), Quatre an archangel and Solo makes his comeback as a zombie.
=>A number of fairly horrible things happen to all of them.
=>Duo ends up VERY solidly with Heero, seeing as Heero is for all intents and purposes dead and he has power over the deceased, and Heero regularly drinks his blood, tying them to each other with a lifelong bond twice over.
=> Sultan is Noin's zombie kitten. XD
Oh, and there's a town underground where all "dark" creatures live.
For those who don't know, this is what happens when someone makes a very bad fanfic (Suka: with a MARY SUE on top of that!!!) of our own fanfics, without naturally bothering to ask for our permission. We usually are nice and understanding, but faced with such a RAPE of the original story, we couldn't do nothing.
Italics are commentary by Asuka, Kineko and the Cast of 'Lève toi et marche'.
Anime » Gundam Wing/AC » Rise and Walk the unpublished chapter
Kin: no wonder it was unpublished.
Author: PrincessYueSerenity
Asuka: what an original name...
G - French - Romance/Supernatural - Reviews: 3 -
Asuka: and of these three reviews, one os from me and two from my friends. So three flames. Such success.
Published: 07-05-04 - Updated: 07-05-04 id:1947934
Disclaimer : Nothing belongs to me except Serenity Meiran Shinimegami Maxwell Chang Yui.
Kin: good, now get your breath back, my child.
Asuka: Let's look over the names one by one: Serenity=Mary Sue.
Kin: Sailor Moon must die.
Asuka: Shinimegami, because apparently Shinigami is a magical family name that adapts to the gender of its bearer. Let's not even talk about the fact that the real spelling for female deity of death is shimegami.
Maxwell because she earned that right to call herself by that name when she was adopted by Father Maxwell, even if she never put one foot on L2.
Meiran, ::sinister voice:: we'll talk about that later. As for Chang and Yuy… oooh, she's bigamous.
Kin: Ha? Really I thought she'd managed to be the hidden daughter of Meiran, Sailor Moon, Duo, Fei and Heero.
Asuka: An orgy? Where? Where?
I based my fic on a fanfic I read on another site than fanfiction.net.
Kin: That wouldn't happen to be OniRyu perchance?
That fanfic which is called «Rise and Walk» by its original author
Asuka: Noooooooo?
Kin: Just in case: authorS, we were two for this fic...
Asuka: And on top of that it's quite understandable, does it even exist, a non-original author?
Kin: Yeah, see the proof.
totally belongs to her. I only created a parody ((NT not what she actually said but it was the closest I found))
Asuka: Just one problem, those are actually supposed to be funny.
of what could have happened if Duo had a sister ...And that sister is NOT Serenity from Sailor Moon.
Kin: oh, you're spoiling all my fun ::puts the shojo-gun down::
Rise and Walk
The Unpublished chapter
Asuka: So unpublished it needs its own capital letter.
By: Princess Yue Serenity
Serenity P.O.V.
Shindamachi, the town of the dead, is the town that saw me being born.
Kin: Poor thing. I'm talking of the town of course.
I am Serenity Meiran Shinimegami Maxwell Chang, daughter of Shinigami : The God of death.
Kin and Suka: ::take a deep breath::
I am the daughter of a human woman and of Nahad.
Kin: Poor thing, I'm talking of Nahad of course.
Heero: If Nahad had had a kid with anyone but Maeve, he would never have survived long enough to have Duo.
My hair is silver with pale purple bangs
Asuka: One minute, Nahad has black hair, she said herself that her mother's human, where does she get her magical haircut?
Duo: Mary-Sue power.
and my eyes are my father's: of amethyst color.
Asuka: Yanno, purple would have worked too.
I was born in the Shinigami palace. Four years after my birth, the palace was attacked by Jehovad's henchmen.
Kin: FALSE! Jehovad never attacked the palace, it was Nahad's brother, please read the original fic again!
Heero: Are you daft? She'd risk writing a sequel to that... THING!
Everyone was kill; my mother, the servant girls and the gardener.
Asuka: 'But alone, without defence, a four year old, I escaped by the power of the Supreme Mary-Sue'.
Kineko: Even more unkillable than Heero.
Asuka: Of course, the Mary Sue is always MORE than anyone else.
Heero: stronger, faster, more tolerant, more...
Duo: More irritating.
My father remarried another human with the name of Maeve with who he conceived another child. The palace was attacked once again.
Asuka: And of course they weren't expecting it any more than the first time.
Father sent Maeve far away, with his heir. I stayed to fight.
Kin: At four?
Everyone in chorus: Bless the Supreme Mary Sue.
That battle was one of the most violent I never saw.
Kin: Normal, you were four.
Suka: That and you only saw one other battle before. (btw, poor gardener. He came down to tend to plants the castle didn't even have, just to get killed)
After Father's death, a woman with the name of Lucrezia Noin, under my father's orders and last will, had the duty of taking me on one of the colonys so that I could learn to fight. She took me to L-5 to see a Master O.
Suka: Wait a sec... Lucrezia was: First: not old enough to take care of a child. Second: she wasn't in Nahad's service, she helped Duo afterwards because she owed one to Jehovad, that's all. Third: how do she knows Master O?Even without taking into account all the chronology problems, Lucrezia is an ozzie, O is a resistant, and human to boot, therefore without any contact with Shindamachi, therefore impossible.
On L-5 I was taught to fight barehanded and with a sword: my weapon of predilection was the katana.
Kin: Japanese weapon on a Chinese colony. Yeeeessss.
Another student was as good as me with the handling of that weapon: his name was Chang Wufei.
Wufei: Please, leave me out of this.
Kin: and weren't you a scholar at this period?
Asuka: 'course not, he'd just been born.
On L-5, I had the name of Meiran Lu.
Asuka: Why Lu? O_o
Kin: dunno but it was probably not that important; she didn't keep it in her collection.
When I reached the age of 16, Master O designated a husband for me : Wufei. My best friend, almost a brother, had to become my husband. He was the same age as me: 16 ans.
Duo ::counts on his fingers:: there was a temporal fart here... Ain't Wufei supposed to be my age? Does she have the ability to time-travel on top of that?
Wufei, looking unhappy: That and I was barely fourteen when I got married.
We were wed and the colony was partying
Asuka: you realize? She's so extraordinary that they declare a national holiday for her wedding...
Kin: Me, I'm trying to understand how someone of European descent can pretend to be a Chinese from L5. Especially when we know that Meiran is small, black slanted eyes, black hair in two ponytails, and despised Wufei when they married.
when Noin came back to see me.
Noin: I love seeing my whole existence reduced to the statute of messenger.
Duo: Weren't you with OZ already by then?
Wufei: Weren't you one of Treize's during the attack on L5 back then?
She told me: «
- Meiran. Shindamachi needs you.
- What can I do to help?
- Come back and protect the palace. Jehovad wants to destroy it.
Kin: BLOODY HELL!!! JEHOVAD DOESN’T WANT TO DESTROY ANYTHING!!!! WILL YOU READ OUR FIC CORRECTLY?!!!!
- Never will I leave him the occasion to do so. I will stop him first.
Asuka: Where the heck did she find her comebacks?
Kin: I would say bodice rippers, but it's insulting to Barbra Streisand.
- The bad new is that if you leave; you leave forever. You will never be able to come back to L-5 your duty will be to protect the palace until the end of your life or the return of Shinigami.
Kin: oh, so THAT'S the real reason L5 was partying.
- You know that that my brother is dead. I will be the guardian of that palace for all eternity.
Duo: I wasn't even born, how did she know I would be a brother?
Heero: Mary Sue Vision.
- Not so sure of that. Your father had foreseen that if the situation would present itself. If the line of the Shinigamis could come to an end that you, his daughter, you would marry the man he had chosen.
Asuka: First: if she is the firstborn, she IS the shinigami, girl or not. Proof is that the Shinigami who created Deathbringer was a woman. Second, Shinigami doesn't get a S in plural form.
- who is that man?
- He is one of the most faithful ghouls of your father. He is the one who cared for you when you were a child and of Maeve.
Heero: I have a very bad feeling...
- I don give a shit about his title I want to know his name.
- He is named Heero Yui. In this moment, his mission is to find Shinigami and bring him back to Shindamachi.
Heero: Auto-destruction started.
Duo: WHAT?!!! Wait a sec, MY sister wants to steal MY man?!!! She wouldn't happen to be called Relena on top of that?!!!
- Shinigami died in Maeve's belly.
- False, he is still alive … at least from what I know. »
Kin: and how does she know? Noin is turning Mary Sue too?
Noin: Hey, am I insulting YOU?
The conversation stopped here. I remembered Heero Yui. He had magnificent brown hair, color of milk chocolate and eyes of a blue that was sea and sky at the same time.
Duo: Show your eyes? Ah, yeah, there's even little seagulls inside.
Sultan: ::chomps on Heero's hair:: EWW! Meow!
I remember having given him my blood already, when Jehovad would punish him.
Heero: Right, I am now straight AND a pedophile.
I said to Noin that I will return to the palace as soon as the first attack will happen.
Kin: ad on top of that she teleports.
It happened a week after my marriage to Wufei.
Wufei: and during that week, it didn't occur to her to warn anyone? The fraternal love must have been deep...
I feigned my death by using an unfinished Gundam that got destroyed. I saw Wufei's face after the explosion, he was crying like a child and that stabbed at my heart.
Duo: Stabbed her heart? With what?
Wufei: gundamium shrapnel, I hope. I didn't even cry for the real Meiran, why would I bawl like a child for a heartless bitch who didn't even feel like warning her supposed best friend and spouse?
My human side loved him and my Shinimegami side told me that Heero was better for me.
Asuka: The last time she saw him, wasn't she FOUR?
My heart was swinging between the two of them not knowing who to choose.
Heero and Wufei: NEITHER ONE.
I took the road for Earth, leaving L-5 and my past forever, well I though so at the time.
Kin: wow, they must have been happy.
I spent 4 years, alone, at the palace to protect it,
Asuka: You sure it wasn't in a dungeon?
Noin: Aha! I remember now, it was a plan to make her fall into an oubliette!
since I came back I have not seen the light of the day. This saddened me but I have mourned the sun enough.
Asuka: Ah? Because on a colony she could see the sun directly? She's gotta be tanned now...
Every day of my life I make myself a long braid and put my tunic over my head.
Kin: Like Quasimodo?
Asuka: And she still hasn't choked to death? Crap.
I am afraid people would recognize me and try to kill me.
Asuka: We're wondering why.
Jehovad saw me arrive at Shindamachi and sent several of his henchmen to kill me.
Kin: But WHY?
Their corpses now rests on the staircase leading to the palace's floor.
Kin: ...>_>
Asuka: ... D:
Heero: ...è_é
Duo: Hey, I thought it was my father who was responsible for the skeletons on the stairs...
Heero: YES. EXACTLY.
I was 21 when strangers decided to come back to the palace.
Kin: Sixteen plus four!
All: TWENTY!
Asuka: Someone will have to explain to me the way "strangers" and "come back" are coexisting in this sentence.
I could feel that the first one was of the world of darkness
Duo: If only he was the only one...
Maybe a ghoul? He had chocolate brown hair.
Heero ::pulls Sultan away from his head and throws it to Noin::
The second one had a long brown braid that easily reached his waist.
Duo: That's all there is to notice in me? And my marvelous amethyst eyes? And my loveable personality? And my godlike body? And my necromancy powers that even someone with almost NO grasp on magic like Heero can feel?
The third had brown hair and a big part of it covered his face and I suspected him of being a werebeast.
Trowa: ...?
Quatre: he's asking how she guessed at first sight when none of us, even those with knowledge about the other species had guessed?
Heero: Mary Sue Knows All.
Duo: Mary Sue Sees All, Mary Sue helps the spurned lovers and jinxes your boss. Accepts credit cards and checks.
The fourth, him, looked like an angel with his blond hair and from his aura, he was one.
Quatre: Oh, so after a few centuries as an angel, I still can't hide my aura?
Duo: Mary Sue Knows All, Mary Sue...
Heero: We got it, Duo.
The fifth, a Chinese wearing his hair in a ponytail was the last one to come in. that one made me think of my husband: Wufei.
Wufei: And here I was hoping she'd married one of my clones....
I was one with the shadows of the palace and I had took place at the top of the stairs. After that I said in a strong and powerful voice: «
Asuka: ::hides under her chair:: the grammar, mommy, she hurts me, I'm scared of the twisted grammar mommy.
Kin: You should be used to it with me...
Asuka: You never mixed the tenses like that, nor took the pain of qualifying anything with several synonymous words.
- Who dares to come in the palace of Shinigami?
Duo: It's the plumber!!
- Who are you? Said the first one, pulling out a weapon.
Heero: I can't believe I needed so long to draw ::sulks::
-I am the guardian of this sacred place that you just profaned. My name is forever to forgotten because I am the solitary guardian.
Suka: And here I thought it was just that no one has enough memory to remember it entirely.
Duo: That or they tried to forget her.
If you tell me why you are here maybe I could spare you.
Asuka: wow, the Guardian does her job so well.
Kin: Well, it's not as if she swept the bones off either...
- No way, said the first one.
Heero: hey, I'm not OOC here.
Kin: Don't get used to it.
- Heero, said the fourth, how are we going to do what you wanted to do if she doesn't let us get past.
Asuka: pass over her body?
Heero: Not literally I hope?!
- Weak onna, said the fifth.
Wufei: Me Tarzan you onna.
Duo: But Wufei, you're Chinese, why would you talk Japanese ?
Asuka: It's Mary Sue Land, everyone speaks fangirl japanese. Sugoi ne?
- What did you call me otoko?
Asuka: Wow, she researched stuff...
- Onna. I am even wondering why you are the guardian and not a man?
- Because the only man who could have taken my place is dead in his mother's belly. He was to become Shinigami. I am the only one heir still alive to continue the line of the Shinigamis.
Asuka: Isn't her existence a secret? Why is she telling her life story to everyone like that?
Kineko: So that we can admire her.
Asuka: I feel awed. Especially of the G-boys, showing such patience.
- It's false. There never was a woman who was supposed to protect the palace.
Asuka: Of course, everyone knows that apart from Mary Sue soldiers are always men.
Noin ::checks her cleavage:: Fuck, I didn't know, thanks for telling me.
- You who knows our rules so well, who are you?
- I am the protector of Shinigami. They call me Heero Yui.
Noin: you forget Junior.
Heero: Fuck you.
- So this is you whom Lucrézia was talking about.
- You know her?
Noin: No no no!!!
- She was the one who guided me to safety after the final attack on the palace.
Duo: What a fuck up THAT was....
Noin: Thanks for reminding me.
Heero: In the other hand she also hid Relena...
Noin: Hey! That's not the same, Zechs had asked me to!
She hid me on L-5. And only came back to see me when the palace had to be protected.
Duo: So the palace stayed unprotected for twelve years?
Wufei: IMHO Master O complained and asked them to take her back.
She asked me to leave my husband, on the very night of the ceremony. Now, that you know who I am; can I know what you are doing here? »
Kin: That fic's even better than Santa Barbara, when do we get the spurned boyfriend plotting against the happiness of the pure and courageous maiden?
Asuka: You forgot the evil twins.
They consulted each other for a few minutes before turning toward me and give me their answer. It was the angel who answered. He said: «
- We are going to explain if we can find a place to sit down.
- Follow me, I said as I walked down the stairs. »
Kin: She walks down the stairs to lead them to the house, upstairs?
I led them to the guest parlor. The room was in the shades of black, silver and white.
Kin: That has to feel reassuring for the guests.
Asuka: At least it goes with her look, that's the main point.
I sit on the chair facing the chesterfield and the one-place armchair.
Asuka: ::convulsion:: TENSE OF THE VERB!!
Kni: Good heaven! Quick, your medicine!
The boys calmly took place on the free places. Heero
took the armchair whereas the one with the braid, the werebeast and the angel chose the chesterfield.
Kin: what the heck is a chesterfield?
Asuka: Me, I know, but seeing her vocabulary level, I wasn't expecting her to.
The last one, with the ponytail, chose the floor.
Duo: BEEP wrong answer: In a potentially hostile situation, Wufei, and Heero too by the way, will choose to lean against the wall close to the door to be ready to attack or disappear discretely if needed. Terrorism in ten lessons, part one.
Before the blondie
Quatre ::grin, palpitating vein:: Better be a blond physically than mentally.
started to tell his story I made a move toward the chimney and a fire lit.
They were all surprised. I suspected that magic such as mine, was probably not common in the other world ; that of the living.
Duo: so we saw zombies, vampires, tengu, orks, but a little flashy, useless spell makes us gape with astonishment... And aren't there living beings in Shindamachi?
Heero: Yeah, dinner.
All, pointing to Mary Sue: She's alive, her.
Heero: Don't want to risk food poisoning.
I said : «
- We will be more at ease like that.
Asuka: Now that we all know you can do wandless magic... ah, wrong fandom.
Kin. Leave the Hogwarts kids alone, they didn't deserve it and they have enough problems with THEIR Mary Sue.
- I thank you for being willing to listen to our story miss.
Kin: She was married, it's Mrs.
Asuka: Huh. She bored them to death with her own story without even asking if they gave a damn, so it's the least she could do...
- I would ask you not to call me miss. Please do call me Serenity.
Asuka: Am I the only one who wants to slap her right now?
Kin: Take a number.
- Our story started a few years ago. Heero Yui,
Heero: YUY
right here is the first Gundam pilot
Kin: aren't they supposed to keep it a secret?
, said the small blond while pointing at the one who knew the rules of Shindamachi. And here is Duo Maxwell the second pilot, he said as he pointed to the braided one. Trowa Barton is the next one. The young man who had half his face covered by his hair saluted me with his hand.
Asuka: Lemme guess, it was the one fingered kind?
Trowa ::nods::
I am called Quatre Raberba Winner, fourth pilot, continued the little blond angel
Quatre: ::vein bulging::
, and here is the last pilot : Wufei Chang.
- Wufei? I said before losing consciousness. »
Wufei: Oh, I see. I get married to my best friend, she dies a week later in tragic circumstances and when she sees me, she who knew perfectly well that I was alive, SHE is the one who faints? I don't think she has any right to.
Duo: You forget the fact that she didn't even recognize you. In the other hand, did you want to faint?
Wufei: It's the principle of the thing.
Wufei P.O.V.
That strange onna had just lost consciousness and this after having heard my name. What strtled me the most was the fact that she had been on L-5 and had been married. But to who?
Wufei: An unlucky man.
She hasn't said. I know that before the destruction of the colony there has been only one marriage: me and Meiran's.
Asuka: I'm on my ass here. She's so exceptional that no one but her ever marries on the whole colony.
Kin: One marriage for several millions of inhabitants, that's reassuring about life in space...
Duo to Wufei: And you need to do all that thinking to recognize your own wife that you knew from childhood?
Wufei: Apparently I had been trying to forget her.
Meiran. She's the one I miss the most. It is rare to forget your best combat partner,
Wufei: I tried.
even if that best partner is a woman. She had the potential to become the next Sensei of L-5, before the attack and her death, that goes without saying.
Suka: ::vein throbs::
Kin: courage, we're almost halfway through.
Suka: That's not helping.
I noticed that a lock of silver hair, striped with purple
Kin: Vertically or horizontally?
Suka: A werezebra, you think?
exited from her hood.
Kin: but it's not a hood, it's her tunic, that she's wearing on her head.
I only knew one person who had hair that color: Meiran Lu.
Wufei: HA! That's reassuring, it's not the right Meiran. Mine was called Meiran Shirin of the Long clan.
But it was impossible, she got killed before my eyes. I looked at the others and I guessed that was as white as if I had seen a ghost.
Duo: But...you're a Guide of the Dead, you chat with ghosts every day, that shouldn't do anything to you.
Asuka: Well, maybe it's because he was the one to send Meiran's soul to Heaven.
Duo: Ah, that's why you paled! You messed up!
Heero P.O.V.
I was hard pressed to believe that this girl could be the daughter Nahad had with his first wife.
Heero: WHAT first wife?
But the dates fit
Asuka: In which calendar?
also the fact that Lucrezia took care of her.
Noin: I said it already: I'm sorry.
What's bothering me a little is that she was married. How could I take her as a wife if she wasn't pure any longer.
Heero: Does that mean I can refuse the marriage?
Asuka: So not only Heero is a pedophile, but on top of that he's a son of a bitch with a mentality dating back to the Middle Ages. If a girl ain't a virgin, she's not worth anything? The first thing he thinks when he finds his intended is : crap, someone fucked her before me? He sounds like he's madly in love indeed...
Duo: Wait a minute here... Heero was betrothed all that time, and he knew it, and he let me hit on him?!!!
Heero: I was hoping she was dead.
Why does that bother me? After all I am not supposed to have feelings
Heero: What feelings? The author just made me think that the only interest her sue had was her virginity ? and just one detail: I like guys, I like dick, I like getting bugge...
Wufei: YUY! Enough, we got it!!!
but since I am in the town of the Dead and not at the surface… What importance does this have.
I looked at Wufei and I saw him lose all his colors when he saw a lock of silver hair striped with purple, that exited from Serenity's hood.
Heero: I recognized her before I saw her hair? Amazing.
When she had heard Wufei's name she has fainted. I rapidly connected the fact that she had been married and Wufei who had lost his wife. The two were husband and wife in the surface world.
Asuka: In the world of Gundam Wing, there's only Wufei and Meiran who EVER get married, everyone knows that.
Nahad's speech still rang in my ears: «
- if my son comes to die, you will marry my daughter: Serenity, so that the line goes on.
Heero: I don't remember him telling ME to marry her, I hoped to make her marry Jehovad.
I trust you Heero, you are my most faithful servant and be proud of that. »
Asuka: Heero was one of JEHOVAD's men, Jehovad only lent him to Nahad because he was too young to be of use yet.
That promise, I had to hold it. The only thing I didn't like was the fact that yes I love Serenity but at the same time I have a duty to protect Shinigami. Hard dilemma.
Kin: TOP! Fell in love in less than one minute. Record beaten!
Asuka: The last time he saw her she was four year old. He sees her again, she's playing the pompous, masked bitch, faints in the purest tradition of shojo girls and his love for her is already big enough for him to feel torn between his duty and her. There's something weird here.
Duo: You're still thinking too logically to understand a Mary Sue.
Duo and Serenity, God and Goddess of death. One living in the surface world, with the living and the other having to live in the world of death. Both have the same mission : to protect the earth.
Duo: I have to protect the Earth? Since when? I thought I was just there to direct the town... and as a Gundam pilot my goal s to free the colonies, not the world.
Serenity woke up
Kin: helped by several backhanded slaps across the mouth.
and Wufei got some colors back. Wufei decided to talk and he said: «
Asuka: Astonishing , he decides to talk and just after that, he talks! HE TALKS!!!
- Serenity have you already used the name of Meiran during your sojourn on L-5?
- That was indeed my name : Meiran Lu.
Wufei: SHIRIN.
Best katana wielder and future
substitute of Master O, well before my adventure in an unfinished Gundam.
Asuka: We asked for your name, not your life.
- Why didn't you die that day? It was impossible to survive to Shenlong's explosion.
Kin: Err, Shenlong was destroyed? And here I thought she was using a normal mobile suit because the gundam wasn't ready for use yet...
- You see my dear Wufei, the Gods and Goddesses of death cannot die …except by violent death.
Kin: And death by exploding gundam doesn't qualify ? O.o
I had the time to leave Gundam Shenlong before its explosion and I took refuge on Earth, in
Shindamachi.
Asuka: And no one saw her exit the exploding Gundam and run across the battlefield?
- Why did you have to leave? And especially why didn't you try to contact me?
Asuka: Because, my dear Wufei, you aren't her SoulMate and this little factoid excuses every occasion she has of behaving like the cunt she is.
- I wanted it so much my dear Wufei but my obligations prevented me from it.
Wufei: Show me where it's written?
And as for my departure; I had to leave because the
Palace would have been destroyed by Jehovad and his henchmen. »
Kin: what the hell does she have against Jehovad?
Serenity changed the course of the conversation by getting up and showing us our rooms. The sharing was did in this way
Kin: ASUKA! DON’T SWALLOW YOUR TONGUE, WE'RE HALFWAY THERE!!!
Asuka: conjugation!!! conjugation!!!!!
: Quatre and Trowa on the right of her room, Me and Duo on the left and Wufei would camp alone on the bedroom facing Serenity's. The bedrooms were like formerly, when Nahad
lived, dark and mysterious. The canopy bed proudly stood in the middle of the room
Kin :which room?
and the trunk at the foot of the bed. A fire purred happily in the chimney covering the room in red and gold tint.
Serenity P.O.V.
I shared my story with these persons and when tired of answering their questions
Kin: die bitch die.
I got up and showed them their bedrooms. I gave the Angel a room that communicated with that of the werebeast's
Suka: she's so intelligent, she guessed right away, and what open-mindedness, to facilitate so their lurve!
Kin: Why uppercases for angel and werebeast?
through the bath chamber on the right of my bedroom.
Asuka: first: what the hell is a bath chamber? Second: how the fuck can their rooms communicate through said bath chamber if the bath chamber is on HER right?
Kin: She already has the power to twist Time, what makes you think she can't manipulate Space too?
These rooms where the gayest of the Palace.
Kin: I'm gonna pretend the pun wasn't intended.
I gave to my brother Father's bedroom and the one I gave to Heero was his old room back during Maeve's era. I had kept the bedroom of my deceased mother. Wufei had the bedroom facing mine, the only one still habitable since I have invoked the Great Dragon a few years ago.
Asuka: translation: let's not talk so much about that insignificant little detail that would have made me the Shinigami if only I followed the goddamn rules. I am so exceptional that invoking the Dragon when I'm not even the Heir is something banal...
Once my guests installed, I pulled off my tunic and let my mane fall all the way. My long silver and purple locks now touched my ass and I had to brush them for a long time before braiding them. Following that, I put on my pajamas : black pants with a camisole also of a black color that let you see a magnificent tattoo that had the shape of a dragon whose head rested in the hollow of my neck.
Asuka: THE BITCH!! She stole Heero's tattoo!
Kin: A camisole, isn't that sort of a shirt? How can we see the tattoo if she's wearing a shirt?
Asuka: SUIMS (Shut Up, It's Mary Sue)
The wings were spreading on my whole upper back and ended on my arms. The body of the Dragon stretched along my spine and finished at butt level. Nos ones, except those living at Shindamachi, had already seen this tattoo that I kept just as secret as my own name.
Kin: so she walks around butt naked with a tunic on her head?
I heard someone knock at my door and before I could say anything, they had come in.
Kin: Then why bother to knock?
I just had the time to put my braid over my shoulder thus hiding a good portion of the tattoo.
Asuka: wow, her braid is magical too ... variable geometry...
I turned around and saw Heero. He had that same look than the day Father got killed, a lost and slightly incredulous look.
Duo: We're talking of the same IceMan here? The man of the Iron Spandex?
Heero: give me some slack. I just learned I have to marry a Mary Sue....
I noticed for the first time how much we had changed.
Heero: Personally I didn't get much older in fifteen years. Comes with being a ghoul, you know. Slower to age and all.
Not only his mission had been to find and protect Shinigami but he would have had the mission to marry me if Shinigami hadn't survived … I could understand his dilemma, after all, I found myself in almost the same situation with Wufei. We had changed so much in five years.
Suka: if the last time she saw Wufei was 5 years ago, then he was barely 11. Though we know it's not pedophilia that keeps her from sleeping at night.
Kin: The Mary Sue is the living embodiment of TWT (timeline, what timeline?)
He becoming sour by the loss of his wife, me by the fact to need returning to the Palace while I had believed to find happiness.
Suka: ::hits head on table::
Kin: Hey, I'm trying to type here....
Before I could make a move, Heero had rejoined me and sat at the foot of the bed. I went to join him
Kin: But he ALREADY joined you!
and he asked the fatidic question : «
- what really happened during the last attack?
Heero: I was THERE damn you.
- Father got killed and Lucrezia brought me to L-5. There, I took the name of Meiran Lu
Wufei: SHIRIN!
and became a pupil of Master O. At age 16, I was wed to my best friend and in the evening, during the banquet, Lucrezia told me that I had to go back to Shindamachi because the Palace was in danger and I was the only Heir of the Kingdom.
Heero: I asked you what happened during the battle, not the details about your little life that, by the way, you ALREADY told me about.
Noin: err, after checking higher in this fic, I actually told her that Duo was alive...
Kin: TRR.
Asuka: ?
Kin Theory of Relative Reality. That's one of the Mary Sue's powers, the world rearranges itself to fit their moods.
- And you came back?
- Yes. But before leaving Lucrézia dictated Father's last will to me.
- Which?
- That if Shinigami came to die that Father's most faithful Ghoul would become my husband. And that ghoul is you Heero. »
Heero: shit, did he resent me or what? And didn't I already KNOW that?
Heero P.O.V.
When Serenity gave me my room I noticed that it was the one I had back during Nahad's era. Duo had gotten that of his father and was still poking his nose everywhere when I left the room. I then walked toward Serenity's bedroom. I knocked at the door and before anyone came to open I came in. I saw Serenity put her braid quickly over her shoulder before turning around, but I still had the time to see the Dragon tattoo, sign that she had already managed to call the Great Dragon of the Shinigami line.
Kin: where did we say that?
Suka: We didn't say that. The tattoo means that you're one of the Dragon's servants, not a summoner. We won't even poke at the fact that if she called the Dragon, she IS the shinigami.
I went to sit at the foot of her bed and she told me her tale. I asked her this question in return:
«
- Serenity, did you already give yourself to your husband from the surface?
Heero: since when am I talking like a romance novel hero?
- Wufei? Never. I felt like I had been married to my brother so to consummate my marriage would have been incest, she said with a light laugh. »
Suka ::scratches the screen:: YOU CUUUUNT
Kin: Hey, you won't manage to strangle her like that, let go of my computer, it's not responsible.
I felt a relieved sigh leave my chest when she told me that. After that she asked me: «
- would you have married me if Shinigami was dead?
Heero: No.
- It was your father's last will.
- I meant, if Father had left you the choice would you have done it by love or obligation ?
Heero: I wouldn't have done it.
- In the above world, I would have said by duty but here… I would say a bit of both. And you? Having known before you married Wufei, would you have done it by love or duty?
- My Shinimegami side told me to marry you, but my human side would surely have told me to choose Wufei. A dilemma that passably resembles yours.
- What dilemma?
- Marry me or protect Shinigami.
Heero: Protect shinigami, definitively.
- My duty as always been to protect the Shinigami line and you are part of that so by becoming your husband I will become a member of the line.
Suka: Uhh. Where's the logic in that sentence?
- It is true that you would be a good husband but are you ready? Here is the real question.
Heero: Apart from the "queerer than a three-dollar bill" problem?
- I believe myself able.
Heero: Was I drugged when I said that?
- even if you have to return above and let me at Shindamachi.
Heero: I call that a strategic retreat.
- Yes.
- So, when the war ends we will marry. »
Heero: Please god no.
Wufei: One minute, when did we divorce?
Heero: You want to keep her?
Wufei: no, my friend, I'll relinquish my rights for you happiness.
Heero: Bastard.
I had a suspicion that this was a promise and that I would never be able to let it go unfulfilled.
Serenity P.O.V.
I had just given an ultimatum to Heero. And that without wanting to, I have to admit. By telling him that I would marry him at the end of the war, I don't know what came over me but it was done and I couldn't go back.
Kin: admit it, you just dream of screwing a cartoon character.
Wufei P.O.V.
Once installed in my room that was situated in front of Meiran's,
Asuka: fuck, she likes her plan of the palace.
I left my room and walked to Meiran's. I was going to knock at the door when I heard two persons talk. Heero and Meiran, they were talking of the last wish of Nahad, Duo and Serenity's father, who said that if Duo came to die Meiran had to marry the most faithful ghoul of the Line: Heero.
Kin: Can a ghoul have a line?
Suka: Yes, we GOT IT that Duo's dad was a meddling son of a bitch, no need to make the characters repeat it again and again!
And when they came to talking of our marriage and that I heard from Meiran's mouth that she had always considered me like a brother … My world fell in ruins. What I took for the worst betrayal was when she told Heero that at the end of the war, she would marry him.
Asuka: T_T ::hugs:: don't worry Fei, she's a real slut, she didn't deserve you.
At this moment, I opened the door and see ...
Suka: CONJUGATION!!!!
Kin: Take your pill, Suka.
Heero P.O.V.
And as if to seal that promise, I leaned toward Serenity and kissed her softly.
Duo: WHA?!!
Heero: ::manages not to barf:: I plead satanic possession.
Suka: EEK!! He wasn't even the one who made that goddamn promise... O.O
Duo: ::shakes heero:: TELL ME YOU WANTED TO MAKE HER SWALLOW ARSENIC!!!
My lips barely brushing against hers. Once the shock past, she responded to my kiss and deepened it by opening her lips and touching my tongue with hers.
Duo: I feel like perpetuating a family tradition suddenly...
Heero: Which one?
Duo: fratricide.
And a fight for the dominance began…
Suka: x_x
Kin: ah bah there it is, she broke my Suka. Breathe, Su, it's almost finished.
Suka: I read it before. The worst is yet to come. X_X
The taste of vanilla that was escaping from her mouth
Suka: she's barfing her yoghurt?
was a gentle torture for me … Even being a ghoul I had already tasted some woman's mouths
Heero: Do I have to go down on every gundam pilot to convince her that I'M QUEER GODDAMN IT?
Suka: ::n____________n:: Want my opinion? Do it anyway, just to get rid of the taste.
Duo: HEY. I refuse. Keep your fantasies for yourself.
but never did one attract me like Serenity did.
Everyone: No. Comment.
That soft moment came to an end when someone opened the door. I couldn't see who was the intruder but Serenity saw him and since he saw that he was intruding closed the door and went back to his bedroom.
Heero: Wufei, don't be a bitch, get me out of here.
Duo: It's weird to hear you talk like that.
Heero: I'm desperate.
Serenity P.O.V.
Heero sealed our promise
Kin and Suka: WE FUCKING GOT IT.
Suka: Little style lesson: The goal of a POV change is usually to learn new things; not to bludgeon the readers over the head with sealing of contracts through kisses and the blueprints of the fucking house.
by kissing me very softly. I was taken by surprise but I responded by opening my lips and touching his tongue with mine. His light taste of caramel
Heero: Duo, do I taste like caramel?
Duo: No love, you've got dog breath but I love you anyway.
made me slightly fall in love
Suka: slightly? I thought she already understood that they were DESTINED FOR EACH OTHER, that even Nahad knew that when she was four.
Kin: I think it was supposed to be a stylistic effect.
Suka: It doesn't work.
And I wanted to have more. The sound of my door opening pulled my feet back on the ground and I saw Wufei, red with anger,
Suka: Well, I'd be red with anger too in his place. He just found his wife again and the slut rather seduce Yuy than explain anything.
Wufei: ... In fact I'm trying not to laugh.
close the door and heard him leave toward his room. The beautiful magical moment was finished for me and Heero.
I pulled myself together and asked my companion : «
- Quatre said a little earlier that you had to do something here. What is it? Will you bind Duo to the Scythe?
- Yes, like you were bound to the
Glaive by Lucrezia.
Kin: WHAT Glaive? And what does Noin know about magical binding to family weapons?
- Do you believe him able to summon the Great Dragon ?
- Maybe will he succeed one day. Like you did.
Kin: How do you know? You're turning Marty Stu too?
Wufei: He kissed her: he's contaminated. We have to put him down, he's suffering.
Duo: if he gargles with blessed water, will that do the trick?
By the way how did that happened?
- When I arrived here five years ago,
Kin: Oh, for once the time relation is sorta okay.
Jehovad sent a few of his henchmen to get rid of me.
Kin: BORDELLONE. But why?? I am the first one to beat up Jehovad when he deserves it, but don't get over the top either!!
And as you could notice their cadavers rest on the steps going up to the palace.
Wufei: Being a slob is in he family apparently.
Duo, sidelong glare: Maybe I had the bad luck of being born in her family, but you CHOSE to be her husband.
Wufei, grimacing: Believe me, I regret.
I have to say that at one moment during the battle they were so much of them that I succeeded in summoning the great Dragon who came to my help.
Kin: If we'd let Shini loose in the palace, there wouldn't be a palace left. His HEAD is TRUCK-SIZED.
But since then I haven't seen him any more. »
Heero agreed with a nod and leaned toward me again and et deposed a delicate kiss on my lips . I responded and before we went any farther, Heero got up and went to the door. He left my room without making a sound.
Heero: Escape successful.
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Enfin... Espèrons qu'au moins avec votre réponse à toi, Kin et les GBoys, quelques abrutis comprendront la connerie qu'est le plagiat... C'est beau de rêver je sais...
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J'te plaind quand meme, y t'en a fallu du courage pour traduire cte chose >_> enfin... j'espere que c'est la seule comme ca? ^^
bonne chance pour la suite!!
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=> "as me: 16 (years old)"?
*va se prendre une dose de LTEM pour se remettre de ses émotions*
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*snickers* hafta say though...my favourite line? "Hang on, there's been a temporal fart." *giggles* I shouldn't find that so funny, but I do!
*applauds your wonderful MSTing, and kicks the Sueauthor most savagely*
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*cuddlesqueeze*
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What, it gets _worse_?! *boggles* is that possible? Really?
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For one thing, Heero and Serenity HAVE SEX.
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MarySueWu: My heart brokes. I hoped it will never happen. My Meiran, my wife... but she luvs Heero. I am ahppy for them.
RealWufei: My heart broke. I'd hoped it would never happen. Heero had been a worthy ally and an honorable man once... but no more. I will prepare the swords and assist him in seppuku tomorrow, while the Sue is still asleep.
RealDuo: You can't! Then he'd be stuck here with her forever!
RealWufei: ... We'll take him to the surface. Surely between the four of us, we have the skills to combat brainwashing.
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...Wait, you meanie, you told me the ending! Jeez. There are nicer ways of saying Heero loses his mind.
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I second that request to see the original fic, too! You've got me totally curious now!
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*gets out the poking stick again*
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Maybe.
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Okay.
You have word, appleworks, whatever, SOMETHING that lets you find/replace all, right?
Search the source code for the tag < i >.
Replace with < omg > or something else meaningless.
Search the source code for the tag < /i >.
Replace with < i >.
Search for the source code < omg >.
Replace with < /i >.
That will switch all the tags around. You'll only have to hand-edit the one at the beginning and the one at the end.
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Best. Line. EVAH.
Thank you for capitulating to my demands. Now finish the best of it before your brains drip out your ears.
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XDD LMFAO!
The second one had a long brown braid that easily reached his waist.
Duo: That's all there is to notice in me? And my marvelous amethyst eyes? And my loveable personality? And my godlike body? And my necromancy powers that even someone with almost NO grasp on magic like Heero can feel?
godlike.... nice!
Anyway... that story was horrible! omfg! It reminded me of Val when sdhe would write.... o.o It irks me so...
:Petpet: poor asuka! I can just imagine you screaming "CONJUGATION!" xD
This girl is really bad and that name....really the most names anyone should
EVER POSSIBLY have is four.... no more!
And this... :twitch:
Duo and Serenity, God and Goddess of death.
Dude.... Serenity/selenity is like... the goddess of the moon.
-.-;
She embodies the stereotypical fangirl who knows nothing but Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball Z, Pokemon and (I wonder how she found it) Gundam Wing :pets the poor tortured G-boys:
I was very entertained by the commentary....but... I think she killed quite a few of my brain cells.. and her past/present tense is horrible...She sucks MAJOR ARSE. I shall rally my Grammar nazis to find a way to flame her for you Asuka. ^_^
Re: XDD LMFAO!
YES. Goddammit, WHY serenity? It's such a common name, and every fangirl who uses it thinks it's just so special too.
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However,I do agree with everyone who has said this before me..the original version? Pwease? *puppy eyes*
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As for the original version, maybe when i finish garou. ;P
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BRAIN: Note to self, as boring as class is, as much of it is already stuff you know, as STUPID as some of the people in class are, you always have Asuka's fics to keep you entertained. But seriously, self, you should pay attention in class!
SELF: Dun wanna!
BRIAN: Then YOU FAIL!
SELF: At least I'll be a happy failure!
BRAIN: Look! There goes your working in Japan in two years!
SELF: Aw, SHIT!
*goes back to taking notes...but keeps blog up...*