Life and Times of Teh Asuka

Story: Started for my baby meme, quickly took a life of its own. Pre-Nibelheim, a scientist under Hojo decides that what they truly need isn't another Sephiroth (that spot's already taken!), but a bunch of Sephiroth/1st Class SOLDIER crossbreeds. Zack takes exception. Cue one clueless SOLDIER having to raise five weird kids with super-strength while on the run from a mega-corporation.

Pairings/relationships: Mostly gen, about Zack and the kids. Background Zack/Seph, Zack+Aeris. Might evolve, I don't know.


Hair
Characters: Zack, Sephiroth
Summary: "They all had silver hair, somehow."

Forgiveness and Permission
Characters: Zack & Kegarr (OC, Gabe's dad)
Summary: So uh yeah, wanna go on the run with me?

Waking up/Early morning
Characters: Zack & Gabe
Summary: "The sun was rising pale and bright over the red stone of the Cosmo Mountains when the first of them woke."

Bathtime
Characters: Zack & Nadine
Summary: Where's mah rubber duckie, bitch. >__>

Crash
Characters: Zack, all the kids
Summary: "He's strangely happy the first time Jake reaches for a closed door and figures out how to open it by hanging his weight from the handle.
It's the beginning of the end."

Howdy, Neighbor -- NEW
Characters: Zack, the kids, Grig Poulson (OC)
Summary: Zack takes his brood down to visit Cosmo Canyon.

Mother-henning
Characters: Zack & Sephiroth, the kids. (Zack/Seph.)
Summary: Yo! Babydaddy droppin' by for a surprise visit.

Welcome to Nibelheim
(still being written.)

Child Support
Characters: Zack, kids, surprise other!OC.
Summary: "Today was bad luck all around." Or, "knock knock, it's Shinra. :D"

Cloud
Characters: Zack & Cloud, kids.
Summary: Yohoho glorious clusterfucks. >:D




Steal genderbent AUs

Sephiroth As A Woman (Hair AU)

Kegarr As A Woman (Forgiveness and Permission AU)

I have such poor impulse control. But nevermind. It's suzukiblu/white_knuckle's fault. There I was, re-reading her old memes, and that one jumped at me and smacked me in the face.

Give me a pairing (or threesome if you insist) and a prompt (mood, place, object, etcetera). I'll write you something about their kid(s).

Fandoms: Naruto, GW, FF7, DBZ. Possible future kids in existing fic-verses allowed, except for Teamwork's first two Team 7 kids. 'cause, well, spoiler. No real objection to writing several times about the same kid either, so long as my imagination doesn't stall on it.

caveats:
-I make no promise to actually write them, though I do promise I'll try. My inspiration is a fickle, contrary thing in the first place and when I try to force it I get writer's block instead.
-I really suck at poetic/abstract prompts.
-If you give me a slash pairing but don't want/like mpreg, say so. It's not my default kid-giving choice, but still one of them.


NARUTO
Uzumaki Inoe (Naruto/Ino), bed
Sobami (Udon/Moegi), bus, frustration
Hoshigaki Koushin (Itachi/Kisame), blood (mpreg, creepy)
Uchiha Taimi (Anyone/Itachi), grocery shop -- Uchiha Taimi (Itachi/Tamaki), Tedium NEW
Uchiha Kaiki (Itachi/Sasuke), candles -- Origins (genderbending, woohoo dysfunctional) --
Terumii Keina (Tsunade/Mizukage), diplomatic relations
Takashi (Naruto/Sasuke, Locker Room Therapy), runaway
(Hinata/Sakura), shield

GUNDAM WING
Ben Maxwell-Yuy (Heero/Duo), Nightmares -- Ben and Shawn Maxwell-Yuy, Prospective Mate NEW

FINAL FANTASY 7
SXB-01 through 05 (Sephiroth/Zack), hair -- SXB-01 (Zack) Waking up / early morning -- Mother Hen-ning --

DRAGON BALL Z
Tanegaarlzp Irlitt (Trunks/Goten)

DETECTIVE CONAN - MAGIC KAITO
(Kid/Conan, black)

Prompts closed for now, might reopen! Now to catch up a bit on everything I need to write...