Homestuck - Awake at Night sequel

:D for Siadea: "awake at night" about a year later, with Gamzee? (Alternately, Karkat or Gamzee explaining human parenthood to worried troll friends.)

I went with the alternate.

Man, I should cut down on my pesterlog habit, huh.

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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has opened memo on board Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts --

CG: I HAVE A NUMBER OF QUICK ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE BEFORE I GO CRASH IN MY PILE AND SLEEP THE GLORIOUS SLEEP OF THE UNDISTURBED. IF ANY OF YOU ASSHOLES ARE STILL AWAKE, SHUT UP.
CG: ITEM 0.
CG: HUMANS ARE THE BEST.
CG: I AM PROUD I CONTRIBUTED TO YOUR CREATION, HUMANS.
CG: ITEM 1.

-- twinArmageddons [TA] has joined the memo! --
-- gardenGnostic [GG] has joined the memo! --

CG: EMBARRASSING BUT ALSO A HUGE RELIEF! PLUS SOMETHING THE TROLLS AMONGST US NEED TO KNOW.
TA: gz ha2 been experiimentiing wiith reiinventiing 2opor for hiis piie2 and ii2 u2iing your biig flappiing facega2h a2 a hazardou2 wa2te dii2po2al.
CG: WHAT? NO
CG: ALSO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING UP AT THIS HOUR, GO TO SLEEP.
GG: umm karkat were on the next quarter slice of the planet from you, its ten in the morning here :/
CG: I WAS COUNTING ON BEING ABLE TO JUST TYPE IT UP AND LEAVE.
CG: ... OH, RIGHT. UM.
CG: OKAY, WHATEVER. I CAN ROLL WITH IT.
TA: alriight you're not kk, piie or not he never let2 anythiing go.
TA: ii'd 2ay congrat2 on hackiing hiim but hii2 computer 2ecuriity ii2 ju2t about the mo2t 2hameful mora22 of counterproductiive 2criipt kiiddiie mea2ure2, 2o...
CG: I WOULD TELL YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH THE WIDE EDGE OF A SILICOMB BUT ACTUALLY I'M JUST LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT YOUR PITIFUL ATTEMPTS AT PROVOCATION.
CG: IN THE PARLANCE OF THE LOCALS: D'AWW, CAPTOR, D'AWWWW.
TA: the 2opor piie theory 2uddenly look2 plau2iible 2omehow.
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