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Mon, Oct. 9th, 2006

Apparently in Bleach, the latest argument in favor of Ichigo/Rukia with Ishida/Inoue as a sideship is that their last names start with the same letter and this is an obvious sign that the author meant for them to get together. (... in this case, shouldn't it be Rukia/Ichigo/Byakuya? Mmh, incesty bisexual threesome. I can get behind that.) I really couldn't care less who Ichigo ends up with, since Bleach is a totally OTP-free fandom for me, but the logic was just too fun to pass up.

Obviously, you silly NaruHina/SasuSaku- NaruSaku/SasuHina fen are wrong. The canon is Haruno/Hyuuga and Uzumaki/Uchiha all the way. ZOMG CANT U READ. u.u

( Crack Therein )

Current Mood: amused

*CRIES*

Mikke, I TOLD YOU SO. I told you that EVEN IF I SAID IT WAS SARCASM, some people would NOT GET IT. AT ALL.

And they didn't.

Summary of the fic:
The One And Only Truth
Obviously you NaruHina, NaruSaku and SasuSaku fans are dead wrong. Sakura and Hinata belong with each other, and this is why. Ahh, Sarcasm. It's what's for dinner.

It's classed as parody/humor, by the way. And in the author notes, I even say "This story is a JOKE, by the way." Apparently fanbrats can only read select words, like "babies". =__=

First review:
0_o what the hell how did sakura and Hinata have babies I mean neither
one of em has a dick ... o_0 or do they?

Second review:
not like i have anything agaisnt hainta and sakura but it's kinda of obivous in the t.v show /manga that hainta likes naruto and sakura likes sasuke and i barely se sakura and hainta talk so why make them gay if it's hard to see a love connection between them. ?? not really my cup of tea sorry.

Same chick, this time private PM:
another thing how the hell did hainta and sakura had babies together when they do NOT HAVE DICKS! unless theyÂ had it with a boy. i forgot to add this part to my review.

HOW IS THEM HAVING BABIES SO MUCH LESS LIKELY THAN ALL THE REST OF THE CRACK.

Fortunately, the rest of the reviews have so far been from smart people who could actually tell that the fic was actually intended as parody.

I don't understand, maybe I wasn't clear enough. T_T

*plots sequel that deals with Sakura being from a clan of amazons who reproduce by parthenogenesis* ... What? We never see her parents, it could be true! ö.ö

Current Mood: crushed

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(naruto) Crack ficlet.
T_T

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