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Thu, Nov. 3rd, 2005

... my mom is a meanie.

teh asuka: mooooom did you wash the laundry yeeeet?

teh mom: yep.

teh asuka: *search search* ...did you wash my bras?

teh mom: nope. Forgot. Sorry dearie~ ^-^ (teh mom is evil and has developed a version of the angelic, innocent smile I can't ever hope to emulate)

teh asuka: ;_; bbbbut. It's horrible. this bra itches. I mean, ITCHES.

teh mom: then go without. *^-^*

( Ha. Ha. Ha. No. )

So now I am attempting to decide if typing and cleaning my room without a bra will be more or less annoying than my need to stop every two minutes to scratch my chest.

Mmm, TMI.

this was brought to you by the "what does teh asuka look like in the wild?" association.

~~exhibitionist whut?~~

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